Allysin Chaynes Exposed Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/9/2005

New Machine Productions puts out many "Best Of" DVD's featuring some of porn's most beautiful starlets. They often snip scenes from the "Dirty Debutantes" and "Up and Cummers" series, as well as some titles from other studios. "Allysin Chaynes Exposed" is no exception.

Allysin is one of my all-time favorite porners. She sometimes comes off as a little reserved, but she is so darn cute and sports such a terrific, lithe body, I can overlook her lack of enthusiasm sometimes.

New Machine couldn't be bothered with identifying Allysin's co-stars in each scene, grouping them together in the credits as "and many friends." Thanks to IAFD for the id's.

The first scene has blond Allysin lezzing out with ebony beauty Mocha in a scene from "Wet Inc." This is pretty tame stuff until dildos are introduced. The girls work each other's pussies over pretty well. Then Allysin breaks out a butt plug, which she uses to abuse Mocha's asshole. She follows that up with a strap-on right up Mocha's pooper, giving her a reaming any guy would be proud of.

Allysin is sporting darker hair in her scene with Mark Mann from "Up and Cummers #45." They exchange oral favors before Mann fucks her in a couple positions. The scene, unfortunately, ends when Randy West makes a token appearance. Mann eats Allysin's pussy while she jacks off Randy onto her chest. Mann doesn't even cum. A disappointing finish!

She's outdoors with DJ X from "Up and Cummers #48" next. They cavort near a swimming pool until he delivers a disappointing internal cumshot, which may have been faked.

From "Up and Cummers #68" we get to see Allysin, Jessica Darling, and Vanessa give West a birthday surprise. They take turns fucking Randy before they give him a threeway blowjob. He cums on Jessica's sweet face as Allysin and Vanessa jerk him off. Too bad Randy didn't feel the need to completely undress the girls or himself.

Allysin takes on Randy and DJ X in the next scene from "Up and Cummers #80." She starts out on a staircase playing with herself as Randy issues instructions. She continues masturbating, using a vibrator, on a couch with Randy sitting next to her doing the same thing. I suppose somebody out there finds this arousing, but it's boring as hell to me. Finally, he jerks off onto her pussy. DJ X jumps into Randy's spot and Allysin starts sucking and jerking him off. He quickly pops on her chest, neck, and chin. She gives him some brief clean-off and continues masturbating and seems to cum.

The brief, final scene takes place outdoors. It's from "Raw Sex #5," and Randy is back to do the honors with Allysin. They start off in 69 with Randy on top. She licks his balls while he jerks off and fingers her pussy. He turns around and straddles her face, shoving his cock in and out of her mouth. Very quickly he shoots into her waiting mouth.

This flick is for fans of Allysin, but the scenes are hardly the best of her career, particularly if you're not a Randy West aficionado.