Ass Watcher 3, The Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  8/3/2005

Online porn reviewers are used to receiving DVD’s from the various distributors that are “shelf ready,” that is, exactly the same versions that are available to the general public in stores.

Such was not the case with Fusxion’s “Ass Watcher #3.” It arrived with a watermark reading “For Screening Purposes Only” across the bottom of the screen in each scene, which made it very tough to concentrate on the action. There were no extras or menus on this DVD. The male talent was not identified.

Based on the above, it is obviously difficult to give a favorable review to this disc, no matter how good the sex may be. But I will try to be objective in this review.

The girls (with the exception of lovely Shy Love) are strictly B-Listers. None would draw a second glance from any of us in a crowded disco on a Friday night. Each starts off with some teasing of the camera, followed by the inserting of various buttplugs, dildos, and beads into their assholes. Then their partners enter and the sex begins. Be forewarned there is some rough stuff here (slapping, fish-hooking of mouths, hair pulling, spanking, etc.).

The girls, in order, are Shayna Night (brunette), Mackayla Cox (brunette), Emily Davinci (carrot top), Jackie Moore (blonde), and Shy Love (brunette). All the girls take a bunghole drilling, the last four perform A2M and take facials. Shayna takes a creampie finish. Emily squirts.

The sex is okay, but nothing special. The camerawork and settings are fine. There just didn’t seem to be much chemistry between the performers. No condoms were seen.