Mrs. Jones Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  12/1/2004

“Mrs. Jones” is a Roy Karch production, which basically means “Raincoaters, stay away.” This is your basic “couples” flick, and a pretty decent one at that.

The story opens with a dinner party at Shayla LaVeaux’s home. There is no dialogue, just a bunch of people moving their mouths. Finally, blond cutie Joelean takes Joel Lawrence off to the music room where they do unspeakable things on a piano bench. Joelean has one of most trim bodies in porn, as evidenced by her RC. Joel drops a load in her mouth and she gives terrific cleanup to end a good scene.

Shayla owns a nightclub, and she goes there after her guests leave. This takes about 5 minutes, as she is shown driving, parking, going up a slow elevator, etc. Boring! She talks briefly to bartender Steve Hatcher (who sounds like a moron) before she goes to her office to put some money in the safe. When she returns she starts flirting with the only customer in the joint (must not have been much of a deposit), Nick Manning. They end up going home together and having a torrid affair. Again, the romp concludes with a great facial and PCH.

A dreamy sequence follows showing Shayla and Nick having a romantic next couple days. Mrs. Groove really liked this part. But she gasped when Nick steals one of Shayla’s rings.

He takes the ring to her cohorts in crime, Barrett Blade and cute-as-a-bug blond Ava Vincent. Seems the three of them had been scheming this heist for awhile. After Nick leaves, Ava and Barrett do each other on a pool table (Hey, watch that felt!) and finish off with a nice facial.

The next night in the bar, Hatcher has another lonely customer, very attractive brunette Venus (this bar must be losing money!). They flirt for a while and soon a fuckfest breaks out. Hatcher gives it to Venus up the ass and drops his guy goo on her waiting tongue.

The rest of the plot is a little contrived and confusing. Suffice to say the bad guys are caught and Shayla and Ava celebrate by having a lezout, which could have been a lot hotter, considering the two beauties involved.

Four out of five good scenes makes this a terrific flick (by today’s porn standards). Condoms were used in all the b/g scenes except Barrett/Ava.

Tons of extras appear on the DVD: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Star Stats, Star Gallery, Promotional Material, DVD-ROM Material, and Trailers.