Rectal Rooter 9 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  12/2/2004

“Rectal Rooter #9” is the first volume of this series I have reviewed. If this one is any indicator, I will skip the others.

Not that the girls aren’t worth watching. There are, in fact, some very attractive girls in this one, including Pason, Cailey Taylor, and Tawny. It’s the guys who put me off here, particularly director John “JC” Connor and his cohort, Van Damage. Connor just doesn’t know when to shut up and let the sex action take over the spotlight. He keeps talking to the participants like he’s the star and the reason we watch.

My problem with Van (who, by the way, looks a lot better with facial hair) is the way he fucks. He thrusts very slow, thereby getting almost zero reaction from the girl. Then he insists on doing that gaping thing ad nauseum. When she understandably doesn’t get her excited, he resorts to spitting on her pussy, spanking her, and generally mistreating her. Van, buddy, get hard, stick it in her, fuck her vigorously, and maybe you’ll get some heat from her.

Cute redhead Pason does Mr. Clean look-alike Christian in the opening scene. As the title suggests, there is a heavy emphasis on anal fucking. This is by far the best scene, with Pason and Christian showing genuine heat toward each other. He drops his load on her open mouth to end things.

Van and JC take on two blondes, semi-cute Brittaney Star and veteran Davia Ardell. The scene suffers from all the complaints I mentioned above and never really gets off the ground. Brittaney takes a couple facials and swaps cum with Davia.

Cailey Taylor is an attractive blonde who, unfortunately, is paired with one of the scariest looking guys in the jizz biz, Dick Tracy. Again, there is a lot of anal screwing, a lot of A2M, and a decent facial.

Cute brunette Tawny takes on Van in the finale. After the usual Van shenanigans, she takes an open-mouth splat shot.

The DVD is short on extras: a Photo Gallery and Trailers. Christian was the only guy to use a condom.