Sperm Smiles 1 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/27/2005

“Sperm Smiles #1” didn’t make me smile much. Most of the female talent can be found on the B List, if not a step below. And the sex was unenthusiastic and lukewarm.

Jada Fire is an ebony woman with huge natural jugs. She sports braces on her teeth, which do not help her barely passable looks. She romps with Steve Holmes, including some anal, some A2M, and a facial. In keeping with the theme of this flick, Steve steps away almost immediately after the popshot to allow the girl to smile at the camera. There is no PCH, something many viewers feel is the most important part of a good scene.

The cutest girl of the bunch, blond Sammie Rhodes, engages Manuel Ferrara next. Ferrara is quickly rising to the top of my list of least favorite male performers. He’s another guy who thinks we watch porn to see how big a jerk he can be. There’s constant wrestling, gaping, slapping, tit grabbing, and gymnastics. Sammie, to her credit, endures this WWE match and takes an open mouth facial.

There’s most anal and A2M in the next two scenes between brunettes Haley Paige and Vic Sinister and their respective partners, John Strong and Tee Reel. The parties seem to just be going through the motions until the guys drop their loads on their partners’ faces.

Sandra Romaine gets double-teamed by Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes in the finale. The guys don’t take it easy on the brunette, with lots of anal and A2M action. She takes two open mouth facials to end things.

This is not a noteworthy addition to anyone’s porn library. Maybe good for a rental if you have a favorite girl in here. Otherwise, skip it!

The DVD includes the following extras: Behind the Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Photo Shoots, Previews, and Website info. No condoms were used.