Barely Legal Innocence 1 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/27/2005

With a few minor edits, “Barely Legal Innocence #1” could be an X-rated flick fit for hotel rooms instead of a XXX-rated flick for strokers. Call this Porn Lite!

In typical Clive McLean style, the cameraman remains about 25 from the sex action, thereby giving us great shots of the surrounding scenery, but not much in the way of close-ups. My major complaint with McLean throughout his illustrious career is that he seems to be so proud of the sets he utilizes that he insists on showing us these panoramic shots instead of in-your-face close-ups.

As for the sex, cute blonde Keri Sable starts things off with Nick Manning, who finally looks decent with his new, shorter haircut. This is a great scene, full of heat and enthusiasm. Keri never looked so good. She rides Nick (both CG and RC) like she’s on a Disneyland thrill ride and takes a good facial. Very strong opener!

Unfortunately, it goes downhill from there. Destine Deville and Roxy Heart double-team Kurt Lockwood next and both seem to counting dollar signs in their heads instead of getting into the fucking. They share his load on their faces to end it.

Up in a bedroom loft, brunette Charmane Star engages Billy Glyde. This is another spiritless romp that ends in a cumshot on her tits.

Marcos Leon and brunette Ashley Jordan can’t wait for their elevator to get to their floor. They jump each other right then and there. Again, McLean fails to get much enthusiasm from the performers and the tit popshot is a welcome ending.

A typical lezfest happens next between Celeste Star and Ramona Luv. Nothing of interest here. And blond Amber Peach takes on ebony Tee Reel in the finale, a scene that could have been left on the cutting room floor and not be missed. It ends in a facial.

Note to McLean: Bring back the cute newcummers with the natural bodies and quit messing with a tried and true formula. Or give us six scenes with Keri Sable every time.

The DVD extras include a Bonus Scene with cute brunette Amber Simpson giving her waiter a late night ride in a closed restaurant. This scene should have been included on the “A” side. Amber is enthusiastic and hot and knows how to take a facial like a champ.