Teen Auditions Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/19/2005

What can you say to a director who thinks he’s the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we don’t purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up “Teen Auditions” any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review?

The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so I’ll just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what they’re good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut. But he insisted on giving directions throughout the scenes and thereby destroying all my interest.

The chicks forced to endure DK’s sophomoric dialogue were Vanilla Skye, a semi-cute blonde with unfortunate tats on her belly and tailbone; Jacqueline Summers, a plain looking brunette doing just her third scene; blond hottie Desire Moore, who gives head with the best of them; cute brunette Brody, who went through the motions (watch the Behind the Scenes feature to discover why she probably wasn’t into it); and semi-sweet Tennessee transplant Nicole Brazzle, who might give the noisiest blowjob in porn history. There was no anal sex, and all the girls except Brody took facials. Nicole seemed especially enthusiastic about accepting hers. Very nice!

The extras include the aforementioned Behind the Scenes, a Photo Gallery, Trailers, and Internet info. No condoms were used.