Vortexxx Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/3/2005

“Vortexxx” is a decent couples flick that actually has a plot worth following, a stop-the-presses discovery in Pornland.

The storyline has a bunch of friends sneaking into a spooky old house. Is it haunted? Who cares? There’s plenty of good fucking to be had, so they don’t let a few creepy noises or ghosts stop them.

Felicia Fox and Cheyne Collins leave the others to explore the mansion. They end up in a dark bedroom and screw ending in a tit cumshot. Cytherea and Billy Glyde also find an abandoned room and make the most of it. Cytherea does her trademark squirt job here and takes Billy’s popshot on her butt. This scene suffers greatly from the use of what I unaffectionately call “flowerpot” camerawork. In this case, it’s a candleholder on the table that the director chooses to shoot the action from behind. Very distracting and agitating.

Next, Sophie Evans and Randy Spears romp in a shower and, again, much of the action is shot through a decorative shower door, thereby obscuring most of the view. Aaaargh! Somehow, somewhere, Spears got transported back in time to 1931. Same house; horny people abound. Monica Mayhem takes on sailor Evan Stone, who somehow keeps his long hair tucked under his Popeye cap through the entire encounter. Unfortunately, Monica’s tattoos are seen throughout the tryst, thereby ruining the illusion of time travel.

The mansion’s butler (Steven St. Croix) and maid (Lauren Phoenix) get to play house next. Lauren looks absolutely edible here, and she takes the flick’s only facial. Spears is back to cavort with Mayhem in the finale. Despite her tats, Monica is one beautiful woman and Spears fucks her accordingly, ending in a tit cumshot.

Stone used a condom, all others went bareback. The DVD extras include a Bonus Scene (Brooke and Lee Stone from “Code Blue”), Behind the Scenes, Website info, a Photo Gallery, and Previews.