Room Service (Dane) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/26/2004

You’ll want to call the main desk and have them take back “Room Service #1” unless you like your sex boring, your girls average (at best), and your porn with obnoxious music soundtracks. Fake moaning abounds in this unexciting flick and the girls stare incessantly at the camera instead of their partners.

Lisa Harper is the first of the B-listers in this Dane production. The brunette yawns her way through a long, tedious romp with ancient Rod Fontana that includes some anal and A2M and ends with a cream pie popshot.

Surfer blonde Crystal Ray and John West are the next pairing. The camera work in this scene is pathetic, with the wobbling and shaking normally associated with junior high school productions. There’s plenty of P2M and a facial.

Chubby blonde Taylor Lynn is next. The cutest thing about this girl is her shaved slit. Dave Pounder doesn’t exactly pound her as they go through the motions in another stale scene that ends in an open-mouth facial.

Brunette Kelli Tyler is probably the best-looking girl, and they saved her for last (only four scenes?). She and Brandon Iron endulge us for what seems like an eternity (more than 15 minutes) before he drops a load on her tightly closed mouth.

Dane really went all out on the DVD extras: contact info. That’s it! No condoms were used.