Fucking Beautiful Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/26/2004

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…er, beholder, but I can’t imagine anyone believing that the girls in “Fucking Beautiful” live up to that billing. There are beautiful girls in porn (Silvia Saint and Tawny Roberts come to mind), but this collection of chubby, big-titted babes couldn’t carry their compacts.

To give credit where’s it’s due, however, I have to admit that Euro girls really know how to take a facial and give loving post-cum head.

Not that Samantha in the opening scene is a dog. She’s a very cute brunette, and she romps with Dillon in a scene that takes far too long (over 20 minutes) to reach the facial.

Nicole is not as cute, but the brunette does her best to bring some zest into a threeway with two guys (credits left something to be desired). Unfortunately, the guys are going through the motions and the sex is stale, at best, before they drop a double shot of their love into Nicole’s waiting mouth.

Viktorie is an above average blonde. She and Joe Monti work up a little more heat for their repetitious romp, but even the facial ending doesn’t quite save it.

Daria Glower, another brown-haired sweetie, has a spirited tryst with Dillon. She seems pretty excited about the encounter and is very strokable. Daria takes an open-mouth facial.

Veronica Da Souza and George Uhl have the next boring fling. This scene left me wondering in it was the middle of winter during the shooting. The sex was very cold and stale and neither partner looked to be enjoying himself. George dropped a decent facial on Veronica to end things.

Dillon is back for a third time (it’s good to be the director), this time with Natalija. Nothing special to report here either as both porners seem to be going through the motions, probably calculating the taxes they’ll be paying on their paychecks.

The DVD extras include a Photo Gallery, Trailers, Website info, and Company info. There’s also a Bonus Scene featuring an unattractive Asian and a black dude. Between them, these two have probably hit every tattoo shop in L.A. and the sex is very hard to watch.