Legal Skin 13 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/30/2004

“Legal Skin #13” is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot.

Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher what’s going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded.

Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper.

In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys. A decent lez out!

Two very cute blondes, Silvy and Liz, take on a guy next. Good camera work here as all the action is well captured to flatter the girls’ fantastic bodies. Both girls take it up the ass and they share a facial. A very good scene!

The final two scenes are intercut with each other, a porn standard I’ve always hated. Very cute blonde Victoria Swinger swings with Mike Foster (the only male I recognized) in the garage while brown-haired Angel does two lucky fellas in the house. Foster gives Victoria the high,hard one in the butt and a facial, while Angel gets DP’ed with a double chest popshot. If they hadn’t kept cutting back and forth between the action, these would have been two fantastic scenes.

In conclusion, yes these were Euros, and yes, there was some fake moaning. But it also offered some hot sex and great eye candy. I will definitely check out other volumes of this series.

The DVD offered the following extras: Chapter and Subchapter menus, Web info, a Photo Gallery, a Cumshot comp, and Previews. No condoms were noticed.