Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie 2 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  3/30/2004

I really enjoyed “Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie,” so I figured the second volume of this series would also be worth a watch. Well, it wasn’t as good as the original, but it ain’t bad.

Director Greg Alves does a short interview with each girl before the action starts. I can’t believe he works off a script, but he seems really sharp. He has a quick wit and seems to put the girls at ease with his easy-going manner and humor.

Mary Kate Ashley is semi-cute with long, blond hair, a shaved slit, and small, natural tits. She smokes during her interview. And she smokes pretty hot in her sex scene also. She hooks up with Tony Ribas, who puts Mary Kate through the rigors of several position changes, all the while doing his ridiculous Euro fake moaning. She takes a nice coating on her face to end a good scene.

Next up is Shayna Knight, a brunette with a mole on her chin, medium, natural boobs, and a pretty smile on her face. She puts up with Marc Davis’ tough guy routine to complete a 10-position romp, including an impressive attempt at deep throat. A nice facial ends a decent scene.

Delilah is an average-looking blonde with her hair in pigtails and tats on her tailbone and butt cheek. She tells us she’s 5’11” and she needs every inch during her fling with Kurt Lockwood and Mark Wood. Although these are two of my least-favorite guys in porn, here they are actually pretty tame and they thank her for her efforts with a double pop on the mug.

Kayla Marie calls herself Kayley here. She is a slim, small-breasted blond, her above-average face spoiled by a pierced lip. Too bad she’s hooked up with Claudio, who might be a stud in Europe, but here is nothing but a whining, moaning wimp. Just shut up and fuck her will you, dude! We know you’re enjoying yourself; now let us enjoy her. It’s not your show (rant finished)! In addition to his sound effects, he have to endure him putting his hands in her mouth, pulling her hair, spanking her and, in a surprise move, stepping on her face during doggie. Now that’s sexy as hell! His facial is anticlimactic after all the garbage.

Blond Becca Bratt is next. She has natural boobs, medium in size, a shaved beaver, a tailbone tat, and more ink on her mons. She teams up with Mark Wood for an 8-position session that is basically forgettable and ends with a facial.

Lisa Marie is a semi-cute blonde, has small, natural boobs, a bald pussy, and a tailbone tat. She consorts with Julian-wannabe Kurt “Ink Man” Lockwood. Kurt, if you insist on deforming your body with ink, at least shampoo your hair before having sex. The term “parolee” was invented for guys like you. She endures about 13 minutes of this clown before accepting a load on her mug.

The DVD offers a Bonus Scene, which would be nice if the girl was in any way attractive. But Melanie, a blond Brit with a huge lizard tat on her right shoulder, makes you immediately reach for the FF button. She may be new in the jizz biz, but she already has that “staring at the camera” thing down pat. Boring! Her unidentified partner leaves a calling card on her face to end a terrible scene.

The DVD extras include Strip Tease, Picture Gallery, Trailers, a Cumshot Loop, and a brief Behind the Scenes feature. There were no condoms used.

Hard to get too excited about this gonzo flick. When a reviewer remembers the interviews more than the sex, there is something wrong. The girls are “B” listers, at best. The guys, for the most part, are jerks. I’ve seen a lot worse, but also a lot better.