Barely Legal 49 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/13/2004

The “Barely Legal” Express just keeps rolling along. In Volume 49, director Clive McLean doesn’t stray from the formula that’s made this series one of the most successful in porn annals. He employs above average to very cute girls - most with fresh, lithe bodies - having borderline hot sex.

Brunette Chrissy Taylor kicks off this edition as a guest on host Steven St. Croix’s TV talk show. The setup (as told by the omnipresent voiceover) is inane, but it sets the stage for some decent sex that ends in a facial.

Luisa Rosso and Alex Rox tangle in the next scene. She’s got brown hair and a terrific body marred only by an unsightly shoulder tattoo. Alex gives her cute butt a drilling before shooting on her mug.

McLean throws in his token lesbian scene next. Charisma and Breanne go through the motions in a scene that’s very cold, despite the presence of a dildo.

Semi-cute brunette Naudia Rio is a teenage hooker being interrogated by cop Joey Ray next. As expected, the two break into a sex romp that ends in a facial.

Very cute blonde Alexis Taylor wraps things up. She auditions as a stripper for Mark Ashley before engaging him in an enthusiastic fuck that ends in a facial.

Volume 49 is a good effort from McLean and Hustler, better than most of its predecessors, but hardly great. I’m not sure any of the series could be considered “great.” But who can argue with success?

The DVD offers a Cast List, Trailers, a Slide Show, McLean’s Profile (who cares?), Behind the Scenes, 800 #’s, and Website info as extras. No condoms were used.