Pornological 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/13/2004

“Pornological #5” is supposedly Nacho Vidal’s first attempt at directing. Let’s hope it’s his last! Not that the sex isn’t very good and the girls hot; it’s just that Nacho thinks he’s the star. Nobody buys porn because Nacho appears in a scene or two. In fact, I, for one, try to avoid his flicks because of his arrogant persona.

Nacho starts off this movie with a long monologue about this, his directorial debut. Boring! Finally, the sex starts, and Nacho is in half the six scenes. He hams his way through the entire hour and a half.

He does brunette Jesse in the first scene, and keeps the camera rolling while they take a water break midway through. Talk about a mood killer!

The second scene, featuring Sheila Rossi and T.T. Boy (another scene stealer), ends in an unusual way with a pop shot from a standing 69 position. It’s one of three facials in the flick.

Nacho is getting a great hummer from April Flowers to start Scene Three, but he stops her after a couple minutes to go answer the door and mug some more for the camera. Stupid!

The best scene may have been next, with blonde cutie Caroline Cage and Tony Ribas romping in the kitchen. Tony slams her hard in both holes and finishes with a sperm bath to her face.

Ribas is back with his real-life wife, Sophie Evans. There’s more anal action here, but he shoots on her nice butt instead of her nicer mug.

Monika has short brown hair and a decent body. Unfortunately, she’s hooked up with Nacho, who tries to be the center of attention, as usual. He ruins an otherwise pretty good scene.

Condoms were used in every scene and, again, the sex was way above average in terms of intensity and heat. This would have been a great flick if not for Nacho.

The DVD included only a Photo Gallery, Cast Bios, and Website info for extras.

Note: the IAFD lists Nacho as the director of 50 films. Somebody let me know if he got any better.