Catch Me if You Can (Baby Doll) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/1/2004

“Catch Me If You Can” should have been titled “Catch Me If You’re Desperate.” Aside from Monika Sweetheart, I wouldn’t walk to the couch for, let alone chase after, these brunettes.

The premise of each scene is a horny guy tries to approach his girl, who isn’t quite in the mood. She runs around the house for, oh, about 20 seconds, before succumbing to the guy’s wishes. Okay, it’s a novel approach, but something is missing here – attractive women! All these girls are a bit pudgy, have large tits that may or may not be Nature’s work, and sport a few too many tats for my pleasure.

On the positive side, they all suck and fuck like skilled veterans and take open mouth facials like champs. They just aren’t that good-looking by my standards.

The exception is Monica. She arrived on the porn scene four years and some 150 titles ago and must have also found the Fountain of Youth. She is still as cute as ever and, if it’s possible, has even dropped a couple inches from her waistline. She still has her wonderful, unspoiled breasts, and has only visited the ink guy once, for an unobtrusive shoulder tat. She’s a Euro, which, of course, means she was schooled on fake moaning and staring at the camera. But she’s even dropped some of those bad habits.

Monica has the second scene with John West. They go through the standard 3-4 positions before he drops a load on her waiting tongue and smiling face. And Monica knows what to do next, eagerly licking and sucking his cock in a great example of post-cum head. This is porn at it’s best!

The other scenes feature the other girls, which is to say, there’s a five-way tie for the worst scene. Not that the action isn’t hot or well captured by the camera. It’s just that Rose, Mason Storm, and Gia Jordan just don’t do it for me like Monica. There are good sets with good lighting. But there’s no Monika!

The DVD extras include: Slide Show, Website info, Contact poop, and 800 #’s. No condoms were seen during the action.