Private Life Of Lea De Mae, The Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  9/1/2004

“Private Life of Lea De Mae” represents all that is both good and bad in Euro porn. The good: Lots of hot women doing very nasty things in nice settings, including dressing in fetish outfits (if you’re so inclined), taking it up the arse, accepting huge facials, and cleaning up well afterward.

The bad: “Travelogue sex,” meaning you’ll see more ancient ruins and 800-year old clock towers than hot sex; staring at the camera, particularly by the girls; fake moaning, by the males as well as the females (the guys are almost worse!); group sex (seems the Euros aren’t happy unless at least 18 people are naked – that’s only a slight exaggeration!); very short blowjobs to start the action, sometimes less than a minute; and too much gaping (there must be a Euro porn law that states a guy cannot stroke more than twice before having to pull his cock out to admire it).

If you’re a Lea De Mae fan, you’re willing to put up with the bad to get to the good in the video. And there are a lot of both! Lea is, of course, one of the truly beautiful women in the jizz biz, and she has a sexual appetite rivaled by no one. She has a smile on her pretty face even when getting gang banged and ravaged. She accepts a load of cum in her mouth with unsurpassed eagerness, swallows it all, then cleans up her man with a grin.

There are 15 scenes on this two-disc DVD, including one “bonus scene” (how do you have a “bonus scene” on a compilation?). Gorgeous Silvia Saint, beautiful Daniella Rush, cute Jane Darling, and a host of other sweeties lend a hand (and their bodies) in various scenes. But Lea is in every single one, which is a very good thing. There is also a Q&A with Lea between each scene.

Since all the scenes have been reviewed on IAFD or other websites, here is simply a scene breakdown, including the original feature:

Jean Yves LeCastel, Lea De Mae “Matador 5: Sex Trip”
David Perry, Lea De Mae “The Bride Wore Black”
Franco Roccaforte, Lea De Mae, Nacho Vidal, Silvia Saint “Dangerous Things”
Lea De Mae, Nacho Vidal “Dangerous Things #2”
Danielle Rush, Dick Nasty, Guy DaSilva, Lea De Mae “The Academy”
Jane Darling, Lea De Mae, Mick Blue, Ramon Nomar “Snowsluts”
David Perry, Lea De Mae ”Dangerous Things”
Orgy “The Bride Wore Black”
David Perry, Lea De Mae, Robert Rosenberg “Private XXX #8”
Orgy “The Academy”
Franco Roccaforte, Lea De Mae, Nacho Vidal “Dangerous Things #2”
David Perry, Lea De Mae, Robert Rosenberg “Matador 5: Sex Trip”
David Perry, Lea De Mae, Timea “Private XXX #11”
Denis Martin, Lea De Mae “Dreaming Pool” (Bonus)

Fans of Lea, or just Euro sex in general, will enjoy this flick. If you hate everything described in the second paragraph above, stay away!

There are a ton of extras on the DVD. Unfortunately, they used a very weird font on the menus, and I couldn’t read what most of them were. Suffice to say, it’s packed!