Undercover Operations: Special Agent 69 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/24/2004

“Undercover Operations: Special Agent 69” features some lovely ladies, decent sex, and some of the worst acting and editing in cinema annals. The sex here would have worked a lot better as a gonzo film.

Forget the plot. It has something to do with Nikki Benz being an undercover cop trying to take down a prostitution ring. She and her friend, J.D. Coxxx (a fellow cop, boyfriend, husband?) discuss her dangerous assignment in bed before engaging in a sex romp. Nikki is blond, has a bad boob job, a tailbone tat, and a shaved pussy. The scene ends with an appalling fake cum shot on her butt.

Next we meet Pantera, a fantastic looking Russian babe. She usually is seen with long, platinum hair, but here she sports a short, red/brown doo. She teams up with her usual partner, heavyweight Maverick (billed as Joe Maverick). With his big gut, he is hard to watch, but she is so pretty and sexy it’s hard to fast forward. She also takes a great facial and cleans up afterward.

Gina Lynn and Nick Taylor apparently run the callgirl operation, and Nikki comes to their yacht to interview for a position. They find several for her, but it’s mostly boring lez action between Nikki and Gina, another poorly-bolted blonde with a bald snatch. No toys were seen, and there is very little actual mouth-to-pussy action visible, thanks to the camera-from-the-rear angle I despise so much.

Taylor just watches the action, then jumps Gina’s bones while Nikki walks off to case the yacht. They do some standard position changes before he drops little Nicks all over her smiling mug. She gives some great postcum head.

Finally, very pretty blonde Krystal Steal engages Travis Knight on the boat deck in a scene that takes so long, it starts out during daylight and ends in the dark of night. Bad editing. Krystal has some decent fake tits, a bald slit, an unfortunate bumper sticker, and one of the most beautiful smiles in porn history. She flashes her pearlies as Travis cums on her face. Very nice!

Next thing you know, Nikki has pulled a gun and is arresting everyone in sight. End of film.

This feature is okay if you’re a big fan of Pantera, Krystal Steal, or 30ish phony-titted blondes. All others stay away. There are a lot of early shots of Nikki walking around town (apparently Ft. Lauderdale). Yawn! No condoms were used, and there was no anal play.

The DVD has a “Pop Shot” icon in the lower right corner whenever the sex action starts. This allows the viewer to jump directly to the money shot. However, it allows takes away any FF or REV options, at least on my player. The extras included: chapters, pick your pleasure, photos, biographies, pop shots, previews, online shopping, and more hot action.