University Co-Eds 21 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/12/2004

Make sure you have good, strong batteries in your remote when you view “University Coeds #21.” You’re going to need them. Not that the sex is bad here. In fact, it’s pretty good, and includes some hot girls. But the looooonnnggg interviews and setups are boring and tedious. Also unnecessary.

Take, for example, the first girl, cute blond Jodi Roxx (billed as Jodi Roxxx). She sits through an eight-minute interview, telling us about her age, hometown, first kiss, first sex, and a bunch of other asinine, inane questions. Then there are 15 minutes of setup (highlighted by some of the worst acting in porn history) to the “story” before she and Brandon Iron get to the inevitable screwing. That’s 23 minutes before we see lips touch dick. Zzzzzzzzzzz. After the usual three-position fucking, he comes on her face. 23 minutes to get to an eight-minute sex romp.

The second scene is much of the same. Six minutes of yacking, ten minutes of preliminary (again, terrible acting). Finally, Dave Hardman can stand no more and starts chowing down on pretty little Dyn-a-mite’s (who names these girls?) shaved snatch. They screw in a couple positions before he gives her the only anal action of the movie and finally shoots on her neck and chest. Total sex time: nearly eight minutes.

The third scene strays from the routine a bit, in that Brandon does the interview in the context of the storyline. But it still lasts five minutes. When the action starts, he does his usual routine of banging his stiffy on Layla-Jade’s face while she’s trying to blow him (Dude, let her suck you already!), then leading her around the room on all fours by yanking on her short, blond hair. Nothing sexy about that! The RC is hot however, as is the generous facial he drops on her smiling mug.

Back to the stupid interviews. This time McKayla, an attractive brunette who looks old enough to TEACH college let alone attend, plods her way through a seven-minute interrogation and three-minute setup before she starts chowing down on Roy L. Shaft’s shaft. For someone claiming to be a virgin in the storyline, McKayla does a pretty good job of humming his member. They fuck in a few positions before he shoots on her tits.

The sex (what little there is) is shot well with nice sets and good lighting. The girls are all cute and, except for Brandon being Brandon, the guys are pretty well behaved (no rough stuff). One anal and two facials – you make the call.

The DVD offers ALL these extras: Internet site info. That’s it! Can’t imagine what the budget was for post-production engineering. Must have been astronomical!

Suggestion to Dane Productions: Forget the boring interviews and idiotic setups; just get to the sex. You do that very well!

Bottom line: the girls are all cute, the sex is well-captured, but keep the remote handy.