Real XXX Letters 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/2/2004

Although I wasn’t expecting much when Mrs. Groove brought home “Real XXX Letters #5” the other night, I must admit I was pleasantly surprised. She normally enjoys “couples only” flicks and, although there were some very “romantic” (her term, not mine) moments in this, there were also enough scenes that I could enjoy by myself (if you catch my drift) that I felt she had spent our money well.

Gorgeous Faith Adams (Mrs. Groove would leave me for her) is the hostess for this volume. At the start of each scene, she reads a letter sent in by a fan setting up the impending sexual adventure. Her voiceovers begin the onscreen action, and she follows each scene with a little postscript. Through the course of the six scenes, Faith does a slow strip and teases us with a bit of masturbation.

One of my favorites, Jasmine Lynn, kick-starts this volume with Matt Bixel, and the two show a lot of chemistry and appeal for each other. She gives a to-die-for blowjob, and he returns the oral favors. Their doggie-style really showcases Jasmine’s fantastic, trim body. A terrific facial and cleanup ends a great scene.

The next scene has blond, pig-tailed Samantha Sterlyng and Tyler Wood going at it on a couch. (There are a lot of couches in the film, which is okay since the Mrs. and I are watching from a couch and, hopefully, getting some ideas.) After some very good oral sex and screwing, Tyler slips his wood into Samantha’s back door. I thought Mrs. Groove would immediately reach for the remote, but the action was done in such a tasteful manner that she actually sat through the entire scene and even snuggled a little closer to me. That’s a very good sign. The money shot is on Samantha’s very cute butt.

A good lez scene follows with Aimee Tyler and Adara, two pretty cute brunettes. They supposedly are new at this, and they take their time exploring each other’s fine bodies. The scene runs a little long for my taste, and no toys are introduced, but if you like girls eating each other, this one might just do the trick for you.

Matt is back for Scene Four with a very delicious blond, Crystal Ray. Crystal is a laugher, and she giggles her way through a good BJ and 69. She’s got the sweetest little bald pussy imaginable, and Bixel plays plenty of attention to it before they start doing the horizontal mambo. There is a well-shot cowgirl ride here. The scene ends after Matt drops a healthy load on pretty Crystal’s tongue, and she gladly swallows and licks up any residue.

Blond Taylor Lynn shares the couch with Dick Hertz (great name!) next, and the two seem to really enjoy themselves. They exchange oral favors before engaging in some pretty hot CG and RC. There’s again some anal involved, and a cum shot to the mouth. But since Taylor didn’t seem to mind, the Mrs. didn’t either.

Cute little brunette Jewels Jade closes this flick with Johnny Thrust. Jewels likes to scream and cuss during their boinking, and this produces a scorching scene. She hits the Grand Slam with a shaved slit, anal, A2M, and a facial. The A2M made Mrs. Groove a little uncomfortable, but she still didn’t hit the “stop” button. Must have been the way the two performers made it all seem so natural.

Faith is finally naked and ready to finish herself off. It’s a brief session, but Faith is so beautiful we are thankful for even a small taste of her.

If you’re looking for extreme hardcore action (abusive males, heavily tattooed females with enhanced breasts, gaping, peeing, spitting, slapping, choking, etc.), look elsewhere. This is fun, sexy stuff, a flick made with 70s style and 2003 technology. Strokers should get off on the female performers, who are all attractive, if not gorgeous. The males made Mrs. Groove smile. The sets, lighting and music are refined, the camerawork solid and unobtrusive.

The DVD features outstanding color, lighting and audio. There are basic menus featuring Scene Selection and Extras, which include trailers, a slide show, website info, and some phone sex numbers.

This is the first of the “Real XXX Letters” series the Mrs. and I have viewed, but it certainly won’t be the last.