Barely Legal 40 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  3/29/2004

“Barely Legal #40” is the usual stiff sexcapade from Clive McLean and Hustler. They girls range from very cute to average in attraction. The guys don’t seem very enthused, so who can blame the girls if they react likewise?

Average-looking blond Jamie Brooks starts off in an outdoor scene with Mason. She is wearing a plaid shirt, which she unbuttons but never completely removes. She starts with some okay sucking, then lets Mason return the favor right on a picnic table in a park. They screw mish and doggie before he delivers a marginal shot to her mouth, most of which ends up on the ground.

Cute Dani Woodward coaxes Benjamin Brat into her bedroom by playing with herself while he peeks through a window. He goes down on her on the bed, then she gives him some decent head. They proceed through the standard mish, doggie and RC before he blows his cookies on her sweet open mouth. She delivers some outstanding PCH.

Cytheria is a knockout brunette (here sporting cornrows, a fashion faux pas on her part) with a body to die for and a wonderful smile. This girl really likes sucking cock! She and Mark Ashley romp on a bed, during which Cytheria does two major squirts. She adoringly accepts his butter blast on her face to end a semi-hot scene.

Next up is Malorie Marx, a decent enough brunette with a shaved beaver and unsightly tats on her tailbone and between her shoulder blades. She shows some great deep throat ability on Steven St. Croix before they get into a little 69, RC, semi-exciting doggie, and mish. They’re doing it on a bandstand in a deserted club. A pretty nice facial and clean-up ends a decent scene. Too bad she leaves her combat boots on the entire time!

British cutie Trixie has short, black hair, small tits, a semi-hairy bush (by today’s standards), and a lithe body. Trixie is also known as Andrea Spinks, but I can guarantee you she is no relation to Leon or Michael, the ugly boxing brothers. She is cute! She engages blonde Betty Sue in a desktop lezout that includes a lot of licking, very little finger insertion, and no toys.

This edition of “B.L.” follows the same pattern as most of the others. The sex seems dull and stale; there is very little heat between the performers. On the plus side, the girls all look very good, and the guys don’t get rough or stupid with them. It’s a tried-and-true formula, but would it hurt McLean to ask the girls to at least pretend they’re having a good time once in a while?