Head Master 2 (Adam & Eve) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/10/2006

“Head Master 2” is a couples flick from Adam & Eve, so you can be assured of a few things: The sex will be tastefully done, the sets and costumes will be creatively lavish, and the film will basically be boring.

There are six vignettes in this one, and only the first one (involving newcomer Austyn Moore and Tommy Gunn) has anything to do with school, so the title is a bit misleading. He’s the teacher, she’s the student, and they romp around a classroom before he drops his load on her tummy.

The other segments include (in order): Violet Blue and Jazmin double-teaming Niko in a sultan’s abode; Smokie Flame and Marco Duato getting it on in a park atop a motorcycle, where she takes the film’s only anal insertion; Austyn (Again? So soon?) and Evan Stone in a barnyard next to (and, for a short time, atop) a horse; Roxanne Hall and Kris Knight as a nun and a priest in a church (which is sure to piss off any religious viewers); and Vanessa Lane and Chris Evans as, respectively, a drill instructor and a soldier in a night-time soiree in a field. Roxanne and Vanessa take the only facials. Condoms are seen throughout the flick.

There is very little dialogue in this one, and most of Roxanne’s is inaudible. The camera focuses more on the sets and faraway action than close-ups and insertions. It’s almost an X (rather than a XXX) film, which may be exactly what porn initiates are looking for. But it will hardly get a rise from raincoaters.

The DVD Extras include a 14-minute Behind the Scenes (Stone is quite funny in this); Trailers; a Photo Gallery (almost 11 minutes long…wow!); Web info; and a Bonus Scene (Renee Pornero and Tyler Knight from “Potty Mouth”).