Bluelight Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/22/2006

“Blue Light” is a bizarre feature loaded with strange special affects and weird sound affects. This is director Nick Orleans at his most creative. Unfortunately, wacky lighting, sets, and editing aren’t always conducive to erotic sex, and that is certainly the case here.

This is sensory overload to the max. I dare anyone to try to follow the plot, watch the distracting SFX, and maintain an interest in the sex. There’s just too much going on!

Forget the plot…it’s inane and difficult to follow. The acting is typical porn, that is, bad. The action, once we get to it, is lukewarm at best. Such a waste of good talent like Haley Paige, Kelly Wells, Lexi Lamour, Dominica Leoni, Hillary Scott, and Brooke Haven!

There are eight sex scenes, with four girls taking it up the ass, Haley doing a little A2M, and a smattering of facials. There’s a g/g/b romp and a 4-girl/3-guy orgy.

To me, this is another case of a director making a movie for himself, not for his viewers. If you’re going big-budget (which this obviously is) and employ hot talent, why muck up the works with all the distractions? Let them do what they do best…suck and fuck…then give your post-production geniuses the day off.

The DVD extras include a 14-minute Behind the Scenes (equally as boring, as the BTS camera basically just looks at the off-set monitors during the filming process), Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web info, and a Bonus Scene (Candi Apple and Nick Taylor from “Florida Girls”).