Eternity Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/13/2005

“Eternity” is one of the more ambitious porn flicks you may ever see. Wicked spared very little expense in making this epic period piece. This flick is definitely “couples” material, assuming the couple has 2 ½ hours to kill.

Personally, I’ve never seen porn with this much storyline, so many cast members (tons of extras), tremendous costumes (most of it is set in Victorian times), a dancing horse (no kidding), a pistol duel, a sword fight, and the torching of a house.

Stormy Daniels is the star, and she opens the story on her wedding day. As she makes the final adjustments on her gown, her mother, Veronica Hart, gives her a locket and starts telling the tale of the generations-old necklace and what it symbolizes.

Back we go in time to…well, I’m not going to give you all the plotlines. Suffice to say Stormy plays her great-grandmother (a peasant) during the flashback. Randy Spears is the evil land baron she’s forced to marry. I have no doubt Spears could have made it as an actor in legitimate Hollywood films had he not chosen the jizz biz.

The entire cast is attractive. Jessica Drake, Eva Angelina, Michelle Lay, Keri Sable, Lauren Kain, and Shay Sights (all with their hair up and curled, as was the custom of the day) get boned in various situations. Kris Knight, Chris Cannon, Talon, and Eric Masterson supply the bones.

The sex is Wicked hot, which is to say tepid at best. Condoms are used in every girl/boy scene. The music is soft, the sets extravagant (a castle is used throughout much of the action). Candles accompany much of the action; there were no light bulbs in those days.

There is some anal sex (Michelle, Keri, and Shay); most scenes end in facials. And no Wicked feature would be complete without the token lezout (Stormy and Jessica).

The feature is part of a two-disc set. The second disc contains all the Extras: a “Making Of” feature, Photo Gallery, Sex Scenes Gallery, Behind the Scenes Gallery, Star Galleries, Star Stats, Director’s Commentary, Trailers, Fencing with Randy Spears, and a Bonus Scene (Stormy and Pat Myne from “…”). Wicked spared no expense with this package, and it is a keeper.