Swank XXX Toyland Review

Reviewed by Tongue In Groove  on  3/19/2007

“XXX Toyland #1” from Swank is a strange mixture of scenes featuring fairly attractive Euro girls and nondescript sex.

What’s weird is the first five scenes are all girl/girl. They’re followed by two girl/boy scenes. And the disc wraps up with two girl/girl/boy scenes. Mixing them up might have made for better flow.

What keeps this flick from being very hot is the apparent lack of interest in the girls in doing what they’re paid to do…fuck and suck with enthusiasm. They almost seem to say, “I’m just going to barely flick my tongue at this pussy or that cock, look bored as hell, collect my paycheck, and get the heck out of here.”

Even the super gorgeous and usually volcanic Silvia Saint seems to be clock-watching. Guess she sensed her partner’s (Evelyn) disinterest and decided to mail in this effort. Very disappointing.

The DVD extras failed to work on the screener disc I viewed.