Barnyard Babes Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/19/2006

For those who like their sex out in the country and with hay up the girls’ butts instead of cocks, “Barnyard Babes” is just for you.

This is an Adam & Eve compilation with 11 scenes (including the typically mislabeled “Bonus” scene), and every one features good ol’ boys and gals playing hide the beef jerky in and around ranch settings.

Since all of the original features have been reviewed elsewhere, the following is strictly a scene by scene breakdown, including the original titles:

Dolorian and Evan Stone (“Tell Me What You Want #1”)
April Flowers and Chris Cannon (“Vixxen”)
Velvet Rose and Dale DaBone (“Rawhide”)
Nina Ferrari with Julian and Colt Steele (“Whispering Hearts”)
Silvia Saint and Felecia (“Devoured”)
Shaena Steele and Billy Glyde (“Bad Penny”)
Nina Hartley and Dale DaBone (“Hard Bound”)
Cheyenne Silver and Johnni Black with Randy Spears (“Quick and the Hard”)
Monica Mayhem and Phoenix Ray with Dillon Day (“Whispering Hearts”)
Shanna McCullough, Anita Cannibal, Cheyenne Silver and Johnni Black (“Quick and the Hard”)
Temptation and Lee Stone (“Dearest Diary”)

That’s 110 minutes of rollin' in the hay (literally) with various barnyard animals as spectators. This is safe “couples” sex, with nary an anal penetration and only a couple facials.

Buy it and send it to your lonesome cousin Billy Bob living in that trailer in Arkansas. He’ll be prouder than a mother hen with her new chicks.