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Director: various
Genre: compilation, rustic theme
Running: 1 hr 50 min
Condoms: in most scenes
Barnyard Babes suspiciously sounds
like a beast sex movie. We've got some babes and some barnyards,
even some horses thrown into the mix. But don't worry, the latter is
just part of the decor! *Neigh!*
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Dolorian with Evan Stone
 Boxcover
babe Dolorian is a gorgeous gal. Never seen or heard of her before but
she fucks just as good as she looks. The naughtytalk pours bountifully
throughout the scene, often in closeup cuts on her lovely face as she talks
to us: "Do you wanna see my pussy all wet, the juices leaking
down my tight little hole?... Do you like looking at my tight little slit?
Do you like it when I fuckin' gag? Do you wanna watch the cum drip
down my chin?" That's just a small taste of the glorious mindfuck she
gives us with her lascivious linguistics. She also delivers it with
her energetic moans and squeals. I'm particularly fond of the
missionary fuck, one of her shapely legs high up in the air, its end adorned
in a sexy leather cowboy boot. A scorching scene to start and the
strongest of the movie, even despite its overly orange hues and soft focus
video.
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April with Chris Cannon
April gracefully pulls off her sundress and tosses it to her beau.
Soon she's going down on him, slurping away in greedy fashion. I like the
extreme closeup style here, especially as her we see her cherry-red tongue
flicking light and quick against the tip of Chris' cock. The fucking is
pretty standard with the exception of April's rolling hipwork in reverse
cowgirl.
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Velvet Rose with Dale DaBone
Velvet is giddy as a schoolgirl as her hunk plants wet kisses all over her.
Great smile. The ensuing pussy licking has Velvet in a fine shudder as she
lovingly runs her hand through Dale's hair. Soon her magnificent bum is on
full display in cowgirl as she gently eases up and down on da 'Bone.' This
is romantic sex of the slow, sensual variety. It could use some more spice!
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Nina Ferrari with Julian, guy#2
This scene has lots and lots of long shots as the guys trade turns in
Nina's pussy and mouth. There's only one brief moment that caught my
eye, Nina bucking hard up and down on Julian's massive prick as fast as she
can go. It doesn't last too long though and the rest of the scene is
plagued by the mundane. Not much chemistry either and everyone just
goes through the motions.
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Shaena Steele with Billy Clife
Shaena entices Billy into a romp smack in the middle of a muddle o'
hay. I wonder if that gets prickly? Soon enough, Shaena is
wearing nothing but her sneakers as she elevates her legs spread-eagled in
the air so her man can consume between them. Then Billy roughly
plunges deep into her pussy in missionary. Funny enough, this is their
only sex position.
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Silvia Saint and Felicia
 Second
best scene of the movie. You can do no wrong with saintly
Silvia. The girls are gorging on a bottle of champagne in their
horse-riding gear, and then Felecia innocently moves in on Silvia, sealing
her lips onto hers. Very sensually, the girls slink out of their
clothes and delicately mash boobs on boobs, their swollen nipples grazing
together in a soft battle. The girls supply their fingers and tongue
for much of the scene before pulling out a couple of dildos to aid
themselves. I like the camerawork here, how it slowly glides around to
reveal every inch of their curves and moves along at speeds harmonious to
the action. This is very tender lesbian sex that would probably be a
complete bore if not for the high, mighty looks of the gals and the kind of
camerawork that pays homage to their glorious forms.
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Nina Hartley with Dale DaBone
A lengthy makeout session leads into some chemistry-driven sex.
Gauging by the camerawork, I'd say the cameraman was much more enamored with
Dale than Nina :) I must admit though, he is pretty. But
the shots linger on him way too long for my comfort. Wrong target audience
with me but female viewers will love all those male ass shots here.
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Johnni Black, Cheyenne Silver with Randy
Nice teamwork here as the girls give a dual blowjob, their lips
rubbing up and down Randy's shaft in perfect congruence. Then Randy
has his face snuggled up close and tight in the wet, warm, honey depths of
Johnni's sex. Meanwhile, Cheyenne continues to nurse on his dick.
Overall, this is a surprisingly bland scene considering it's a G/G/B, which
has so much innate potential.
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Monica Mayhem, Nina Ferrari with Dillon
Monica and Nina are tending to a horse, bathing it, and get carried
away with the hose, eventually leading to them stripping out of their
dresses. And damn, Monica looks magnificent in just her cowboy hat and
boots. As they kiss each other, Dillon comes upon them and provides
his meat for the kill. Monica takes a hard drilling via standing
doggy. Nina rubs a perpetual O into her clit in the background.
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Cheyenne Silver, Baret Moore, Anita Cannibal, Shanna
McMullough, Johnni Black
A massive girl/girl orgy takes us out. We join the ladies already in
progress as their hungry mouths connect with one another's. I love the
chaps on the girls here but the action isn't organized very well and
everything gets lost in a cluster of flesh. No clean shots.
Nothing to show off the girls' full beauty.
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Summary:
Of ten, I only liked two scenes and the
rest were just painfully bland. Simple vanilla sex and average
amounts of heat sums it up for me, but maybe less initiated porn viewers
will have better luck with this one. Note: There's no anal sex at
all here, so for those of you who get freaked out over that stuff,
rejoice. For those of you who go nuts over that stuff, weep.
Ah yes, vaginal vs. anal aficionados... the eternal battle between good and
evil!!!
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Disc
Extras
- trailers
- bonus scene: Temptation with Lee Stone
- photo gallery
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