Textbook Pussies 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue In Groove  on  2/27/2007

I think I’ve figured out why all the girls in the Sineplex/Sinsational titles look like they’d rather be having a root canal than having sex. It’s because the Euro guys just don’t know how to fuck.

Take “Textbook Pussies #5” as an example. All the girls here are natural and, at the very least, semi-attractive. Yet they fake moan, stare aimlessly at the camera, and barely crack a smile. Hey, sex is supposed to fun for both parties, right? So why isn’t it enjoyable for these girls?

Well, I’m not so sure I’d enjoy it if the guy kept stopping his strokes every 15 seconds in order to inspect my gape, spit in my crack, finger me a little, and have me suck his cock. Nor would I like having his cock shoved so far down my throat that I start tearing up. Yet that is what the girls have to endure in each and every scene. It’s boring for them, and uninspiring for the viewer.

Somebody must be watching these things, because Sinsational keeps producing them like a VW assembly plant.

So we watch (in order): brunette Kelly, blonde Lani, brown-haired Masha, curly blonde Shakira, and brunette Vika all having one-on-one, vaginal sex with an uncredited guy. They all take facials, and there is no anal sex.

Wake me when it’s over, please.