Leg Affair 13 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/2/2006

“Leg Affair #13” may have been made exclusively for foot fetishers, but I get the impression director Frank Thring was also trying to attract the general porn audience. If so, I think he failed miserably. I can’t believe anyone other than those in love with the female foot could be interested in this flick.

Thring forces us to watch stupid interviews - with himself, no less - before each scene. That puts a cooling element on the flick immediately. I’m not sure about other fans, but I don’t watch porn to hear some gray-haired guy tell us how great he is or the details surrounding the shoot. It’s self-indulgent and boring.

Following Thring’s opening self-interview, we get Donna Marie and Mia Stone in a decent lezfest. Personally, I could have used less shoe licking and more pussy eating, but that’s the theme of this series.

Brunette Yvette and some dude (hey, Frank, would it be so hard to add scene-by-scene credits?) are next. Here’s where I really have to scratch my head. Do girls having their high heels sucked and licked really moan like they’re near orgasms? I mean, I could have Silvia Saint and Sunrise Adams mouthing my Nike’s, and I wouldn’t switch off a boring ad on the All Commercial TV network. Yet Yvette looks like she’s going to explode. Sorry, I’m just not buying it as sexy or stimulating.

Speaking of Saint, she’s in the fourth scene, unfortunately doing nothing but masturbating. She’s still one of the most gorgeous women in porn history but, again, the camera can’t seem to leave her shoes and hose while she diddles herself.

Others in the cast include brunette Laura, who does some guy in a rock quarry; Jaky, another brunette in another outdoor scene where the dude doesn’t even take off his heavy jacket (it does look cold there, but if the girl has to strip, shouldn’t the guy also?); and Tia and Jenny (one’s a blonde, the other a brunette, but the credits don’t tell us which is which) who do a guy on the seats of a van, which looks very uncomfortable for all involved.

This flick is also destroyed by poor camera work and editing. The camera focuses on the guys’ faces for far too long. That’s not why we watch porn, Frank. We watch to see the girls.

The DVD extras include a 16-minute Behind the Scenes feature, a Slide Show, and Trailers. Yawn!