Tongue in Groove's Sin City Movie Reviews (17)
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), John West, Dale Dabone, Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Anthony Hardwood, Shayna Knight, Tory Lane
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Undertow is a better than average porn flick. It features something rare indeed for the jizz biz good acting and a decent plot. Unfortunately, the cast doesnt put as much work into the sex as they do into their dialogue. Steven St. Croix, arguably the best actor in the industry today, is host of an underground TV show titles Thrill Kill Zone. The show deals with street racers. Because of his involvement in that sport, he is recruited by Dale DaBone to be an informant for the FBI as the agency tries to get the goods on Irish terrorist Evan Stone, who is also involved in the illegal races. This may be the first porn movie in history to include not one, but two, sword fights on a beach. No, not those kind of swords; real Japanese fighting swords. Theres pretty good editing as Evan and Steven battle on the sand and look convincing while doing it. But we watch porn for sex, and there just isnt enough heat among the performers to make it very interesting.
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 2/3/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Haley, Hannah Harper, Trent Tesoro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Ryan Stone, Haley Paige, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: Hannah Harper runs a talent agency for porn stars in Dream Teens. Sounds like the premise for a decent couples porn flick, right? Well, this is one you might NOT want to share with the Mrs. There is some pretty serious semi-rough sex in this Sin City feature. Theres butt fucking, A2M, choking, and throat gagging galore, hardly the ingredients for a romantic night at home with the little lady watching a few people suck and fuck. Know your audience well before showing this one. Forget the plot; its standard porn fodder. In the initial scene, brunette Haley Paige takes on Trent Tesoro, who pumps her bottom with abandon. Cute Roxy Jezel (with streaked brown hair) romps with Steven St. Croix next. Blond Jamie Brooks and Marco Duarte follow, and Jamie gets abused pretty hard here. No Sin City production is complete without some lesbian action, so here come Harmony Rose, Ryan Stone, and Jezel for some basic muff munching and dildo inserting.
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Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, John West, Tyra, Lee Stone, Jazmin, Sascha, Demi Marx, Lena Juliett, Nicole Brazzle
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #13 is the perfect skin flick for those who like outdoor sex with marginal girls. The sex is pretty tame with no anal play and four of the five girls taking facials. There is very little abusive action (gagging, slapping, spanking, gaping, etc.). The girls (with the possible exception of Tyra Banks) are all B-listers. Blond Nicole Brazzle leads off with one of the noisiest blowjobs in porn history on John West. She brings good energy to the poolside fucking and takes a nice open-mouth facial. Brunette Jazmin takes on Billy Glyde in a park next. Decent sex, but nothing to write home about. It ends with a shot across her closed mouth and face. Semi-cute redhead Tyra Banks has a wonderfully slim body. She and Sasha have another poolside tryst, with Tyra taking his load on her tongue. Demi Marx has streaked brown hair and romps with muscleman Lee Stone in a yard. Not much memorable here as she takes a load of little Lees on her chest. Brunette Lena Juliette sports an ugly tummy tat during her action with Jay Ashley near a pool.
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Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brooke, Haley, Hannah Harper, Shy Love, Tory Freeland, Tory Lane, Haley Paige
Review brief: Devils Playground (the 2004 Sin City version) is a decent couples flick with some outstanding ladies and some pretty hot sex. Director Dcypher (his/her spelling) has some very good talent to work with here. Too bad he/she chose to incorporate every hackneyed porn stereotype in making this film: poor camera work, high heels on practically every girl, and a script straight from the junior high drama department. The plot (I believe) has to do with Hannah Harper (playing the Devil) bargaining with Evan Stone to get another soul into Hell. I say I believe because the audio is marginal and Hannahs accent makes it tough to decipher (my spelling). Cute brunette Shy Love tangles with Steve Hatcher in the opening scene. Hatcher experiences some serious wood problems during what looks to be a great blowjob by Shy. After he finally gets it up, the duo romps through the standard porn positions before Shy accepts a facial. At least, were expected to believe it was a proper facial.
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Release date: 9/17/2004
Reviewed on: 11/26/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sophia, Scott Styles, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Talon, Richard Kline, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Dawn is a nice, friendly couples flick from Sin City and director Francois Clousot. Theres lots of soft music and mood lighting as well as the standard lame storyline. Fast forward through the dialogue and stop when you see cute blonde Shay Sweet sucking Steven St. Croixs cock. Despite her bolt-ons and numerous tats, Shay remains one of the prettiest porn stars in history. Steven, as is his custom, shows her no respect during their screwing. He does that annoying pull it out, stick it back in thing with his cock. I wish someone would explain why porn guys do this. It annoys the viewer as well as the girls, and Shay has a look on her face that screams, Stop that and just fuck me hard! Which he does when he keeps his cock in her pussy for more than two strokes. Anyway, he finishes things off with a nice facial. Cute brunette Taylor Rain is next. She and Billy Glyde have a heated tryst, and Taylor looks great with a cock in her ass. Warning, couples - theres some A2M here and a fantastic open mouth facial. Shay is back to mix it up with Scott Styles.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Van Damage, Lee Stone, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Lisa Marie, Talon, Christie Lee, Heather Gables, Marie Luv, Nikki Lauren, T.J. Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #11 is barely watchable. Five vignettes featuring average girls and stale, unexciting sex. I guess this passes for porn these days, but its a sad commentary on the industry. Blond Heather Gables is first, and she takes on Van Damage in 14 minutes of professional fucking. Not a iota of legitimate pleasure crosses her face as she goes through the motions. She takes an open mouth plastering. Marie Luv is an attractive ebony girl with a slim, natural body. Talon does her in a variety of positions and dumps his load on her waiting tongue. In a storyline as old as porn itself, Lisa Marie gets it on with poolboy Lee Stone. Lisa is a semi-cute blonde with a tailbone tat. Again, theres not much emotion exhibited by either performer until Lee ends our misery with a facial. She provides a little cleanup. Nikki Loren is an average brunette with some visible stretch marks. She and Sasha romp in a bathroom, going through the standard position changes before a facial sends this scene down the drain. Blond cutie Christie Lee and her gardener, T.J.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Randy Spears, Mr. Pete, Aria, Alicia Rhodes, Talon, Fallon Sommers, Jamie Brooks, Jayna Oso, Jack Spade, Vicky Vette
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Fantasies Inc. is a marginal offering from Sin City and director Jim Enright. The girls are strictly from the B list, there is terrible acting, but the sex is pretty good. Enright plays the head of a business that fulfills its clients sexual fantasies. Because the acting is the equivalent of a marginal elementary school production, its easy to FF through the non-sex parts and get right to the action. Jack Spade had a hardon for his former high school teacher, so Enright arranges for him to get it on with blond Vicky Vette in a classroom setting. The sex is better than average as Vicky takes it up the butt and receives a full blast to her open mouth. She gives some nice PCH to end the class. Fallon Sommers gets convicted by some sort of strange court of law for some wrongdoing, and her punishment is to fuck the judge. After he removes his Scream mask, Talon gives blond Fallon a not-so-harsh sentence and cums in her open mouth. Again, some nice PCH by Ms. Sommers. The worst actor of the bunch, Mr. Pete, asks Enright to set him up with his dream sweetheart, a famous TV star.
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Release date: 5/19/2004
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Anthony Hardwood, Talon, Dani Woodward, Randi Wright, Porsha Blaze, Marcos Leon, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Barely 18 #9 is the latest in what has been a pretty decent series. As with its predecessors, Volume #9 features average-to-cute girls with decent bodies, hard (but not rough) sex shot very well on nice sets with no gimmicky special effects. Haley Paige bats leadoff with Anthony Hardwood. The semi-cute brunette has smallish tits, a shaved slit, and a lithe body. They fool around on a couch, with Anthony drilling her in both holes (the only anal of the flick) before dumping his load on her face. Cute Kelly Kline is a brown-haired beauty with medium tits, a bald beaver, and a body thats starting to pudge a bit (lay off the sweets, Kelly). She and Talon screw on a bed before Kelly takes a closed-mouth facial. Porscha Blaze is an average-looking brunette with medium tits, a hairless hoochie, and an unfortunate large butterfly tat on her tailbone. She bops Marcos Leon on the deck around a swimming pool in various positions before taking a load on her mug. Cute Dani Woodward has also visited the tat parlor a bit too much.
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Dee [II] (classic female), Rick Masters, Sergio, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Brandi Lyons, Trevor Zen, Fallon Sommers
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: The Resort is a 2003 feature from Sin City directed by Skye Blue. That should tell you it will be loaded with good-looking talent but will suffer from inane dialogue and acting akin to a junior high school production. Sorry, thats an insult to junior high drama classes across the country. Several couples descend on a Mexican resort and immediately start fucking everything in sight, save a few cacti. Thats the plot, in a nutshell! Now lets get to the sex. Though hardly cute any more, Shay Sweet is still a looker. She and Trevor Zen have a fling in their room thats fairly hot and ends with a cumshot across Shays not-so-tiny-any-more tummy. Tall, thin brunette Brandi Lyons and her hubby have a threeway with one of the resorts hired hands (Talon) next. Brandi looks great with two cocks in her. She looks even better with two loads of ball batter on her sweet face. Blond Nicole Sheridan never did much for me. But she hooks up with Voodoo in an outdoor romp and exhibits a kind of sexy playfulness thats missing from many porn sluts today.
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Release date: 1/26/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Eric Masterson, Dale Dabone, Ava Vincent, Alaura Eden, Barrett Blade, Victoria Givens, Jackie Moore, Lauren Phoenix, Dick Smothers Jr.
Directed by: Cameron Bennett
Review brief: Midnight Caller follows a standard porn scenario: a radio talk show hostess listens to her callers sexual problems as they are acted out on the screen. Lauren Phoenix is the hostess, and her audience is filled with some attractive girls doing some not-so-nasty things. Rose (original name!) is first, and she does Dick Smothers Jr. (isnt that sacrilegious?) in a scene that Id hang up on if I were Lauren. Boring sex ending in a tit pop shot. Alaura Eden has a mane of beautiful raven hair down to her butt. She sports small, natural tits on her lithe body. Then she had to go and get an ugly tat on her arm. Such a shame! She fools around with Dez (Slim Shadys alter ego) and takes a good facial, which she is very willing to clean up nicely. After work, Lauren goes home to her hubby, Dale DaBone. She slips into a dominatrix outfit and proceeds to give Dale a workout.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Charlie, Jay Ashley, Aurora Snow, Jonathan Simms, Flick Shagwell, Mr. Pete, Jasmine Lynn, Talon, Benjamin Brat, Daphne Rosen
Directed by: Aurora Snow
Review brief: Aurora Snows Perverted Tales is a fun porno that, were it not for all the anal sex, might be good for couples as well as strokers. You know youre not watching standard porn fare from the opening credits. Perpetually cute Aurora sits in a chair and literally blows the stars names from her hand to the screen. Very cool special effect. Aurora is dressed like Little Red Riding Hood in the first scene. She comes across Flick Shagwell in the forest. Flick is dressed like a bunny rabbit. They pull a tag team fuck on Mr. Pete, who plays an Elmer Fudd-type hunter. Pete is not one of my favorite actors, but I envy him his job in this scene and he fucks both girls thoroughly and drops a nice load on Flicks smiling mug. The girls then swap the cum to end a great scene. Still wearing the Little Red outfit, Aurora takes on Brian Surewood and Jay Ashley next. This scene has a little of everything: anal, A2M, DP, and a double frosting on Auroras sweet mug. Pig-tailed dirty blonde Daphne Rosen plays a reindeer to Alex Sanders Santa.
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Release date: 2/19/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Hannah Harper, Taylor Lynn, Jordan Haze, Tristan Seagal, Lauren Phoenix
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Ablaze has more storyline than sex, but the sex is hot as Hades. The 2004 Sin City feature offers some beautiful females and director Francois Clousot has constructed a decent plot thats carried off credibly by the performers. Throw in some great (for porn, that is) special effects and this is a solid fuck film. The story revolves around a firehouse and the guys and gals who fight fires for a living. After Sept. 11, its almost sacrilegious to diss anything involving firefighters, so I wont nitpick the plot or the acting. Cute blonde Lauren Phoenix tries to put out Chris Cannons fire in the first scene. Theres some anal, some A2M, and a cum face plant during this broiling romp. Very attractive Hannah Harper engages Steven St. Croix next. Shes blond with a great body and a shaved snatch. Steven pounds her pussy and ass with his condom-covered cock before losing his load on her tummy. Another fair-haired girl, Brooke, takes on Tristan Segal.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/10/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Mikki Taylor, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Daisy Chain, Mike Horner, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Gwen Summers, Tony Michaels, Renee LaRue, Tony Martino, Bridgette Kerkove, Shelbee Myne, Aurora Snow, Herschel Savage, Hannah Harper, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Nikki Veil, Darren D, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: Sin Citys Angels, a 2003 release, swipes its premise from the old TV series and recent hit mainstream movie Charlies Angels. The boss in this case is named Harley, and hes played by Randy Spears. The plot is convoluted, but basically has something to do with stolen paintings. As bad as the dialogue is, it may be the highlight of the flick. The Angels are Aurora Snow, Shay Sweet, and Hannah Harper. But Nikki Vail gets the first sex action. Shes got red/brown hair, bolt-ons, and is a bit on the heavy side. She does Randy in a boring scene that ends with a tit cumshot. Shay steps up next, but her scene with Steven St. Croix doesnt generate much heat. They romp on a couch and end the misery with a pop to Shays fake tits. Remember when she was a fresh, young thing with tiny, natural breasts? What a doll! Steven is back for a tryst with Aurora. Shes still cute and knows how to give great head. They go through the standard position changes before she takes a facial and cleans up like a good little whore. An Asia Carrera sighting is next.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Chris Cannon, John West, Rocket, Anna Belle, Steven French, Michelle Michaels, Teoni, Elexis Monroe
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: I was not a big fan of The Fan. Although the Sin City feature offers some very attractive performers, the sex is lukewarm at best. Bud Lee directs with little attention paid to the viewer at home wanting some jerkoff material. Anna Belle plays a porn star in this movie-within-a-movie plot. She is breathtakingly beautiful with a near-flawless body. Her blond hair is curled and her slit is shaven almost bald. She takes on Steve French in the first scene. While not a great cocksucker yet, Anna is worth watching just to see her fantastic, unmarked body in action. Steve ends the romp with a belly cumshot. There is a hint of a plot at this point, as Anna receives flowers and love notes from an anonymous source. Shes worried that a secret admirer may actually be a fanatic. Forget the plot; its standard porn dialogue accompanied by poor acting. Two semi-attractive brunettes, Elexis and Rocket, are on the set next, and they do a go-through-the-motions lez romp with no toys. Theres more tit sucking than pussy licking.
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Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Release date: 9/4/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: John Decker, Ian Daniels, Chris Cannon, April, Gwen Summers, Joey Ray, Kristina Black, Kittie Marie, Sharon Wild
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Try to resist Irresistible if you wish. But the name says it all. This is a pretty good porno with plenty of hot sex. Overlook the convoluted plot and typical bad acting (get new batteries for your remote) and this is darn good stuff from director Nic Cramer and Sin City! Forget the plot; it just gets in the way of the sex. We start out in a bar with Kristina Black, a great looking brunette, on her knees in front of Chris Cannon. She gives an enthusiastic hummer in a scene that suffers only from some too-fancy camerawork (long shot of the shadows). Black knows how to work over a dick, and she has Cannon cumming in about eight minutes on her face. She swallows his load, then licks and sucks his cock for clean-up. Turns out that scene was all in the mind of fledgling writer Joey Ray. That night he fantasizes about diddling his house guest, Kitty Marie. A small gap between her front teeth does nothing to detract from this cuties looks. They do a spirited romp on a bed with only the light of the moon illuminating the proceedings.
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Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 2/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Nick East, Jeanna Fine, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Kristina West, Laura Palmer, Rebecca Lord, Christina Angel
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Angel Baby is a look into the life of five working girls in a brothel. Make that four working girls, plus Christina Angel (her character name is Angel also), who hasnt turned pro yet because older sister Jeanna Fine (one of my all-time favs) wont permit it. Apparently, however, Angel is allowed to live at the house because shes always hanging around. The movie opens with the girls celebrating Angels 19th birthday. Soon, the festivities are interrupted by a customer, Tony Tedeschi. Tony asks for Angel, but is rebuffed by the overprotective Fine. He settles for Christina (Kristina) West, not a bad second round draft choice. They screw, including an anal, and a pop shot on the cute blondes pubes. The next customer to walk in, Alex Sanders, wants to watch Fine (post boob job) and cute Laura Palmer (the madam of the house) lez out for a while. But he can only watch briefly before jumping in and getting some action for himself.
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