Midnight Caller Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2004

“Midnight Caller” follows a standard porn scenario: a radio talk show hostess listens to her callers’ sexual problems as they are acted out on the screen. Lauren Phoenix is the hostess, and her audience is filled with some attractive girls doing some not-so-nasty things.

Rose (original name!) is first, and she does Dick Smothers Jr. (isn’t that sacrilegious?) in a scene that I’d hang up on if I were Lauren. Boring sex ending in a tit pop shot.

Alaura Eden has a mane of beautiful raven hair down to her butt. She sports small, natural tits on her lithe body. Then she had to go and get an ugly tat on her arm. Such a shame! She fools around with Dez (Slim Shady’s alter ego) and takes a good facial, which she is very willing to clean up nicely.

After work, Lauren goes home to her hubby, Dale DaBone. She slips into a dominatrix outfit and proceeds to give Dale a workout. Few porn girls give better blowjobs than Lauren, and this is one of her best! Her blond hair flows soothingly over her body as they go through a few standard positions and end the action with a wonderful facial and great PCH.

Back at the radio station, Victoria Givens and Eric Masterson take a break from their duties and cavort in a studio. Victoria should not be allowed to take her bra off, as her surgically enhanced tits are scarred badly. But she sports long, curly blond hair and an otherwise nice body complete with shaved slit. Her stomach is the final resting place for millions of little Erics.

Another caller, Jackie Moore, is next. Jackie is an average brunette who lets Barrett Blade chow down on her pussy for a few minutes. Then it’s her turn, and she gives a pretty good hummer. So good, in fact, that Blade loses his cookies on her chest after a few minutes. End of scene! What, no screwing? Weird!

Sin City has adopted the irritating habit of ending their movies with a girl-girl scene recently. And here it is again – Lauren and the station manager, Ava Vincent. Did I mention Ava? No? Huh, how could I forget, since she’s listed as the “STAR” of the movie on the box. That’s as bad a habit as ending flicks with a lezout. Shame on you, Sin City. Lauren is the star of this flick. Never bill a girl as the star if she only does one lesbian scene! Rant over....

So we have decent sex (albeit low in the heat department), so-so girls, and a plot as insipid as week-old pizza. What’s to like? Not much. But it may get wifey hot and you’ll reap some benefits there.

In their defense, Sin City really packs their DVDs, as evidenced by these extras: Director’s Commentary, Trailers, Behind the Scenes (semi-interesting), Pop Shots, Bios, Interviews (yawn!), Photo Gallery, Company Profile, 800 #’s, and Website info. Condoms were used in Victoria’s scene only.