Resort, The (Sin City) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2004

“The Resort” is a 2003 feature from Sin City directed by Skye Blue. That should tell you it will be loaded with good-looking talent but will suffer from inane dialogue and acting akin to a junior high school production. Sorry, that’s an insult to junior high drama classes across the country.

Several couples descend on a Mexican resort and immediately start fucking everything in sight, save a few cacti. That’s the plot, in a nutshell! Now let’s get to the sex.

Though hardly “cute” any more, Shay Sweet is still a looker. She and Trevor Zen have a fling in their room that’s fairly hot and ends with a cumshot across Shay’s not-so-tiny-any-more tummy.

Tall, thin brunette Brandi Lyons and her hubby have a threeway with one of the resort’s hired hands (Talon) next. Brandi looks great with two cocks in her. She looks even better with two loads of ball batter on her sweet face.

Blond Nicole Sheridan never did much for me. But she hooks up with Voodoo in an outdoor romp and exhibits a kind of sexy playfulness that’s missing from many porn sluts today. She laughs and smiles while he fucks her ass hard and she gives great PCH to him after he drops his load on her mug. An unexpected hot scene!

Dee has been around for many years, but she’s still got a great body and sexual charisma. Her light ebony skin doesn’t reflect well in a dimly-lit bathtub, but she still shows some spirit while doing Sergio. This girl really knows how to clean up after a face frosting!

Fallon Summers has been flirting with us the entire time and finally delivers. She gives Steven St. Croix a blowjob he won’t soon forget in a scene marred by the presence of a voyeuristic midget in the background. The facial she takes makes an unwatchable scene at least tolerable.

The movie ends, unfortunately, with a forgettable lezout between Fallon and Shay. Lacking any toys to play with (or direction from Skye Blue), the girls go through the motions and we are glad to see the final credits roll.

So what we have here are hot girls asked to recite asinine lines and still be inspired to fuck like whores. It’s asking too much. Don’t resort to this flick unless the shelves are bare.

Sin City really packs their DVDs, as evidenced by these extras: Director’s Commentary (just as boring!), Trailers, Behind the Scenes (only semi-interesting), Bloopers, Bios, Interviews (yawn!), Photo Gallery, Company Profile, 800 #’s, and Website info. Condoms were used in the first and fourth scenes.