Angels (Sin City) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  5/10/2004

Sin City’s “Angels,” a 2003 release, swipes its premise from the old TV series and recent hit mainstream movie “Charlie’s Angels.” The boss in this case is named Harley, and he’s played by Randy Spears. The plot is convoluted, but basically has something to do with stolen paintings. As bad as the dialogue is, it may be the highlight of the flick.

The Angels are Aurora Snow, Shay Sweet, and Hannah Harper. But Nikki Vail gets the first sex action. She’s got red/brown hair, bolt-ons, and is a bit on the heavy side. She does Randy in a boring scene that ends with a tit cumshot.

Shay steps up next, but her scene with Steven St. Croix doesn’t generate much heat. They romp on a couch and end the misery with a pop to Shay’s fake tits. Remember when she was a fresh, young thing with tiny, natural breasts? What a doll!

Steven is back for a tryst with Aurora. She’s still cute and knows how to give great head. They go through the standard position changes before she takes a facial and cleans up like a good little whore.

An Asia Carrera sighting is next. Another cutie from years gone by, Asia nowadays confines herself mostly to lesbian scenes. Here she plays with Hannah in a scene as devoid of heat as a polar bear’s balls.

Trevor Zen plays the “Bosley” character, but instead of just admiring the Angels from afar, he gets to play “hide the salami” with Shay. The scene is shot at night on the hood of a car and ends with another tit cumshot. Yawn!

Finally, Hannah and Barrett Blade do the wild thing. This is a short, uninteresting scene that finishes with a facial.

It takes nine minutes to bring the plot to fruition, but not before there’s a chase scene on ATV’s and a shooting.

“Angels” could qualify as a “couples” flick based strictly on lack of heat during the sex. But only a couple of brain-dead lovers could find this erotic. Take Aurora’s scene from the flick and you’ve got a total waste of a disc.