Barely Legal 59 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/31/2006

If you don’t vote in public elections because you don’t think your solitary ballot can change things, be heartened by this: If you bitch about something long enough, it may eventually get changed.

Case in point: For years I moaned about the Barely Legal series and how it always seemed to put young, virginal girls in preposterous circumstances and surroundings in order to get laid. The scenes would start out with a voiceover saying something like, “Dear Barely Legal, I always wanted to fuck the cute mailman in the back of his truck.” And for the next 15 minutes you’d see two people screwing in some deserted, wooded area in all types of ridiculous positions, with half the camera shots coming from 20 yards away, the better to remind you of the exotic locale the director chose for this set.

The girl’s voiceover would come back during the action, “Oh, I’d never seen a cock that big in my life!” and again at the end during the money shot, “I couldn’t wait to taste his cum!” All of which made the scenes unbearable to watch, despite the presence of some very attractive girls.

Well, here it is, Volume 59, director Clive McLean is no longer with us, and things have changed over at the Hustler studios. The couples actually have sex in a house, in a bed. And the annoying voiceovers are few and far between. The camera stays on the action, even giving us great views of the girls’ bodies. The couples actually look like they’re enjoying themselves. Kudos, Hustler.

Penny Flame bats leadoff here, followed (in order) by Mia Rose, Chloe Morgan, Ashley Gracie, and cute brunette Amber Ashley. Director Andre Madness does a good job keeping the action spirited and, if not hot, at least very warm. Rose and Gracie take facials and there is no anal action at all. No condoms were used. The storylines and dialogue are hampered by poor audio, but they were useless anyway. The sex is solid and non-abusive to the girls.

The DVD extras include a Slide Show, Trailers, Phone Sex ads, and Web info.