Reviews of Mike Horner Movies (188 - page 2)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Molly O'Brien, Megan Leigh, Chrystal Cluster
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: John T. Bone
Release date: 3/18/2006
Hello Molly review summaries:
fu_q's
“Hello Molly” is a good, late-80s production from Caballero and John T. Bone that stars cute blonde Molly O’Brien as a Senator’s nymphomaniac wife whose sexual escapades have attracted the attention of a determined stalker (Marc Wallice). [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2011:
“Hello Molly” is a good, late-80s production from Caballero and John T. Bone that stars cute blonde Molly O’Brien as a Senator’s nymphomaniac wife whose sexual escapades have attracted the attention of a determined stalker (Marc Wallice). [read the full review]
Gypsy Ball review summaries:
fu_q's
Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2016:
Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Holly McCall, Lynx Cannon, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Richard, Anna Turner, Loni Sanders, Fay Burd, Jesse Adams, Jackson, Nicole Black, Tigr, Chelsea McClane, Sonya Summers, Perry Mann
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 11/20/2005
Previews: Previews
Please... Mr. Postman (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem. [read the full review]
review from 5/12/2018:
Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Erica Boyer, Jon Martin, Krista Lane, Lili Marlene, Megan Leigh, Mauvais DeNoir
Studio: Coast to Coast
Directed by: Bob Vosse
Release date: 9/21/2005
Screwdriver (Coast to Coast) review summaries:
fu_q's
If it involves sucking, fucking, or exhibitionism, it's probably happening at the "Screwdriver Saloon"...or at least it used to be. An overall-good, late-80's release from Coast to Coast and Bob Vosse, this fun, little fuck-flick offers up the tale of a seedy, past-its-prime bar--now a front for prostitution--where live sex shows and all manner of debauchery were once the order of the day. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2015:
If it involves sucking, fucking, or exhibitionism, it's probably happening at the "Screwdriver Saloon"...or at least it used to be. An overall-good, late-80's release from Coast to Coast and Bob Vosse, this fun, little fuck-flick offers up the tale of a seedy, past-its-prime bar--now a front for prostitution--where live sex shows and all manner of debauchery were once the order of the day. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Steve Drake, Ariel Daye, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Laurie Cameron, Deidre Holland, Kay Parker
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Release date: 8/12/2005
Tantric Guide To Sexual Potency & Extended Orgasm, The review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 9 / 11 / 1993 Director: Kay Parker and Wes Emerson Cast: Ariel Daye, Deidre Holland, Laurie Cameron, Sharon Kane, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner, and Steve Drake in sexual roles with host Kay Parker The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one, and am going in a bit curious. Initial Reaction: Skip it Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for information on lasting longer or new and different positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are quite good for the age of the movie. The audio is clear and well balanced, with the voiceovers being nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. The video has a bit of grain, which should be expected with the age of the movie, but it isnt so bad as to interfere with the movie. Its also nicely lit and doesnt have any movement to interfere with the movie. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 9 / 11 / 1993 Director: Kay Parker and Wes Emerson Cast: Ariel Daye, Deidre Holland, Laurie Cameron, Sharon Kane, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Mike Horner, and Steve Drake in sexual roles with host Kay Parker The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything about this one, and am going in a bit curious. Initial Reaction: Skip it Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for information on lasting longer or new and different positions The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are quite good for the age of the movie. The audio is clear and well balanced, with the voiceovers being nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. The video has a bit of grain, which should be expected with the age of the movie, but it isnt so bad as to interfere with the movie. Its also nicely lit and doesnt have any movement to interfere with the movie. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 6 reviews)
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Devon Michaels, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Taryn Thomas, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 8/10/2005
Previews: Previews
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre review summaries:
All reviews of Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre
GGG's
A brilliantly written and acted feature that is clever and witty, but with a couple of lukewarm sex scenes. Perfect for those who enjoy well-made features, and for couples who are looking for a fun appetizer. [read the full review]
review from 8/8/2009:
A brilliantly written and acted feature that is clever and witty, but with a couple of lukewarm sex scenes. Perfect for those who enjoy well-made features, and for couples who are looking for a fun appetizer. [read the full review]
classix comment's
Wicked has promoted itself as one of the premier feature companies and their movies are supposed to be some of the best. Well, in this case, the feature aspects were forgotten in favor of the endless sex scenes. Avoid this unless you want a boring story with even duller sex. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2008:
Wicked has promoted itself as one of the premier feature companies and their movies are supposed to be some of the best. Well, in this case, the feature aspects were forgotten in favor of the endless sex scenes. Avoid this unless you want a boring story with even duller sex. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well fans I took time out to check out a feature, yes a feature!! With the upcoming XRCO's I saw this title in the nominations and I hadn't checked it out yet and I was curious as I'm a fan of Stormy, Jessica's and I saw a few other's in here I love such as Kinzie, Rita, Taryn, and Katja. Jonathan Morgan has carved out quite a career as director and seeing him take on the horror genre in a spoof kind of way was also intriguing. I gave up counting how many horror films they were spoofing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Friday the 13th, Halloween, I mean they went all out. A few reviews have already covered this title pretty good so I just wanted to add from a gonzo fan's point of view I still found things to get off on. The POV stuff with Jessica and Eric was pretty hot and her dirty talk really added to that scene. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2006:
Well fans I took time out to check out a feature, yes a feature!! With the upcoming XRCO's I saw this title in the nominations and I hadn't checked it out yet and I was curious as I'm a fan of Stormy, Jessica's and I saw a few other's in here I love such as Kinzie, Rita, Taryn, and Katja. Jonathan Morgan has carved out quite a career as director and seeing him take on the horror genre in a spoof kind of way was also intriguing. I gave up counting how many horror films they were spoofing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Friday the 13th, Halloween, I mean they went all out. A few reviews have already covered this title pretty good so I just wanted to add from a gonzo fan's point of view I still found things to get off on. The POV stuff with Jessica and Eric was pretty hot and her dirty talk really added to that scene. [read the full review]
Seduction Of Mary, The review summaries:
T0MBOne's
THE SEDUCTION OF MARY (1992, VCA) is a rather ordinary title for what is actually an intricately woven tale of lawyer Mary Johnson (Victoria Paris) falling under the seductive spell of erotica author Marshall Solomen (Mike Horner) or does she? Director Michael Craig also gets screenwriting credit along with Leslie Black for a xxx film that actually uses the sexual situations to help advance this erotic tale to a conclusion that, although not totally satisfying, tops nearly every feature uncorked by today's major studios. Standard frame. No condoms. Few extras. 1 hour 24 minutes. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2015:
THE SEDUCTION OF MARY (1992, VCA) is a rather ordinary title for what is actually an intricately woven tale of lawyer Mary Johnson (Victoria Paris) falling under the seductive spell of erotica author Marshall Solomen (Mike Horner) or does she? Director Michael Craig also gets screenwriting credit along with Leslie Black for a xxx film that actually uses the sexual situations to help advance this erotic tale to a conclusion that, although not totally satisfying, tops nearly every feature uncorked by today's major studios. Standard frame. No condoms. Few extras. 1 hour 24 minutes. [read the full review]
Kelly's
Title: Seduction of Mary Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 83 minutes VHS Release: September 1992 DVD Release: July 2005 Condoms: None Director: Michael Craig Written by: Leslie Black and Michael Craig BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Victoria Paris is a high-powered entertainment exec. with a new client an erotic novelist named Marshall Solomon (Mike Horner). At first her relationship with the author is all business. But soon, Marshalls written fantasies become reality as Victoria succumbs to the writers charismatic sexualityin more ways than one. THE MOVIE: There is a moment around 3 minutes into Seduction of Mary that is emblematic of the entire film. Mike Horner is seated in front of Cassidy, a short-haired, underappreciated porn star from the early 90s with an amazing ass and a face that now reminds me of a mix between Chelsea Blue and Gina Gershon. He has instructed her to remove her red blouse, and she has nervously complied. [read the full review]
review from 8/18/2005:
Title: Seduction of Mary Company: VCA (LFP, Inc.) Length: 83 minutes VHS Release: September 1992 DVD Release: July 2005 Condoms: None Director: Michael Craig Written by: Leslie Black and Michael Craig BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Victoria Paris is a high-powered entertainment exec. with a new client an erotic novelist named Marshall Solomon (Mike Horner). At first her relationship with the author is all business. But soon, Marshalls written fantasies become reality as Victoria succumbs to the writers charismatic sexualityin more ways than one. THE MOVIE: There is a moment around 3 minutes into Seduction of Mary that is emblematic of the entire film. Mike Horner is seated in front of Cassidy, a short-haired, underappreciated porn star from the early 90s with an amazing ass and a face that now reminds me of a mix between Chelsea Blue and Gina Gershon. He has instructed her to remove her red blouse, and she has nervously complied. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Mike Horner, Sarah Young
Studio: MoserVision
Directed by: Sascha Alexander
Release date: 5/24/2005
Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 3 review summaries:
MD James'
Title: Sarah Young The Goddess Of Love #3 Released by: MoserVision Reviewed by MD James "Sarah Young - The Goddess of Love #3" is the third of a twelve-part limited collectors series featuring an incredibly beautiful and busty brunette named Sarah Young. The series was done by her husband of the time, Sasha Alexander, and it featured Sarah in a variety of situations with male stars of the 1990s. This reviewer may be a little rusty on the names of the male actors, but Ill try to refer to as many of them as possible. The first thing that should be noted about this video is that there are no credits at all! None! The only thing that you see when you start the feature is a single-image title picture. Thats it, then you go right into the video. Scene One: Sarah, TT Boy, and Nick East Our first scene is in a bedroom with a really slow ceiling fan spinning around. Our lovely lady is leaning against a table in between two studs. One of them dares Sarah to show her breasts, and of course she does. [read the full review]
review from 9/5/2005:
Title: Sarah Young The Goddess Of Love #3 Released by: MoserVision Reviewed by MD James "Sarah Young - The Goddess of Love #3" is the third of a twelve-part limited collectors series featuring an incredibly beautiful and busty brunette named Sarah Young. The series was done by her husband of the time, Sasha Alexander, and it featured Sarah in a variety of situations with male stars of the 1990s. This reviewer may be a little rusty on the names of the male actors, but Ill try to refer to as many of them as possible. The first thing that should be noted about this video is that there are no credits at all! None! The only thing that you see when you start the feature is a single-image title picture. Thats it, then you go right into the video. Scene One: Sarah, TT Boy, and Nick East Our first scene is in a bedroom with a really slow ceiling fan spinning around. Our lovely lady is leaning against a table in between two studs. One of them dares Sarah to show her breasts, and of course she does. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Peter North, Mike Horner, Sarah Young, Tabatha Cash, Christoph Clark
Studio: MoserVision
Directed by: Sascha Alexander
Release date: 5/24/2005
Sarah Young: The Goddess of Love 8 review summaries:
MD James'
Title: Sarah Young The Goddess Of Love #8 Released by: MoserVision Reviewed by MD James "Sarah Young - The Goddess of Love #8" is the eighth of a twelve-part limited collectors series featuring an incredibly beautiful and busty brunette named Sarah Young. The series was done by her husband of the time, Sasha Alexander, and it featured Sarah in a variety of situations with male stars of the 1990s. Ive had the pleasure of reviewing Parts Three, Four, and Seven, so I thought things would be pretty much the same. But Number Eight seems to be a little different from the norm. We still have three separate scenes, but the first one appears to be almost a scene from a movie. Maybe we can call this "movie" Coitus Interruptus. Youll see what I mean in a bit. Unfortunately one of the things that remain the same is the lack of credits. As with all the other parts in this series, you still only have is single-screen title image of Sarahs delicious body behind the title. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2005:
Title: Sarah Young The Goddess Of Love #8 Released by: MoserVision Reviewed by MD James "Sarah Young - The Goddess of Love #8" is the eighth of a twelve-part limited collectors series featuring an incredibly beautiful and busty brunette named Sarah Young. The series was done by her husband of the time, Sasha Alexander, and it featured Sarah in a variety of situations with male stars of the 1990s. Ive had the pleasure of reviewing Parts Three, Four, and Seven, so I thought things would be pretty much the same. But Number Eight seems to be a little different from the norm. We still have three separate scenes, but the first one appears to be almost a scene from a movie. Maybe we can call this "movie" Coitus Interruptus. Youll see what I mean in a bit. Unfortunately one of the things that remain the same is the lack of credits. As with all the other parts in this series, you still only have is single-screen title image of Sarahs delicious body behind the title. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Savannah, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Rebecca Wild, Mike Horner, Porsche Lynn, Teri Diver, Joey Silvera, Ona Zee, Crystal Wilder, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cassidy, Jonathan Morgan, Don Fernando, Nikki Dial, Melanie Moore, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Nicole London, Tonisha Mills, Kelly Royce, Trinity Loren, Mia Powers, Rebecca Steele, Megan Leigh, Brad Phillips, Sabrina Dawn, Eva Allen
Studio: VCA
Release date: 3/2/2005
VCA's Gravest Hits review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 225 min. (cover states 4 hours, so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because the fifteen minutes this is short is enough for one more scene) Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Various Cast: Alex Jordan, Cassidy, Crystal Wilder, Eva Allen, Kelly Royce, Megan Leigh, Melanie Moore, Mia Powers, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Ona Zee, Porsche Lynn, Rebecca Steele, Rebecca Wild, Sabrina Dawn, Savannah, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Trinity Loren, Brad Phillips, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron, T. T. Boy, and Woody Long The Short Story Initial Expectations: 4 Hour Compilation are three words that always give me low expectations. Initial Reaction: It's nothing too special. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 225 min. (cover states 4 hours, so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because the fifteen minutes this is short is enough for one more scene) Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Various Cast: Alex Jordan, Cassidy, Crystal Wilder, Eva Allen, Kelly Royce, Megan Leigh, Melanie Moore, Mia Powers, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Ona Zee, Porsche Lynn, Rebecca Steele, Rebecca Wild, Sabrina Dawn, Savannah, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Trinity Loren, Brad Phillips, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron, T. T. Boy, and Woody Long The Short Story Initial Expectations: 4 Hour Compilation are three words that always give me low expectations. Initial Reaction: It's nothing too special. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Dale Meador, Michael Johnson, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 3/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Memphis Cathouse Blues review summaries:
fu_q's
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2017:
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
Jayo's
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2013:
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Blair Harris, Loni Sanders, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, Nicole Black, Lysa Thatcher, Tigr, Eric Stein, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 3/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Every Which Way She Can review summaries:
fu_q's
It's always a good time on a Saturday night down at LC's country bar, where the shows bring together the bro's and the ho's, where the dick-lickers meet up with the shit-kickers, and where the stunning and witty Clit Westwood (Lonnie Sanders) and her stuffed-toy gorilla make the rounds. Such is the case in "Every Which Way She Can", a very good, 1981 release from Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
review from 1/12/2017:
It's always a good time on a Saturday night down at LC's country bar, where the shows bring together the bro's and the ho's, where the dick-lickers meet up with the shit-kickers, and where the stunning and witty Clit Westwood (Lonnie Sanders) and her stuffed-toy gorilla make the rounds. Such is the case in "Every Which Way She Can", a very good, 1981 release from Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Mr. Marcus, Tony T., Alberto Rey, Jessica Darlin, Sascha, Lani Kaluha, Gia Paloma, Lani Lei, Teagan Presley, Porsha Blaze, Seth Dickens, Heather Hunt, Scott Nails
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Sal Genoa
Release date: 2/3/2005
Artcore 2 (Anabolic) review summaries:
RLD Fiend's
Artcore 2: Toilet Girl Studio: Anabolic Director: Sal Genoa Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:03:00 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:57:12) Starring: Gia Paloma (Cover Girl) Teagan Presley Jessica Darlin Heather Hunt Porscha Blaze Lani Lei Themes: Feature, Artistic "Toilet Girl is a non-stop sexual assault of the body, the mind (and maybe even the soul). Science Fiction themed, the sex is incredible. A brutal collision of Gonzo and Feature, Toilet Girl will leave your sexual senses satiated yet salivating for more. Enjoy this Artcore sensation; it will likely flush all your thoughts of 'normal' down the drain." That's what the back cover reads. Sounds like some serious hype! This is the second in the "Artcore" series from Anabolic by director Sal Genoa, who attempts to combine feature film aesthetics with hardcore rough sex. First of all, I have no fucking clue what the plot is supposed to be at any point during the movie. I also am clueless as to how this film is "Science Fiction themed." We start off by driving through what appears to be an average European town. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2005:
Artcore 2: Toilet Girl Studio: Anabolic Director: Sal Genoa Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:03:00 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:57:12) Starring: Gia Paloma (Cover Girl) Teagan Presley Jessica Darlin Heather Hunt Porscha Blaze Lani Lei Themes: Feature, Artistic "Toilet Girl is a non-stop sexual assault of the body, the mind (and maybe even the soul). Science Fiction themed, the sex is incredible. A brutal collision of Gonzo and Feature, Toilet Girl will leave your sexual senses satiated yet salivating for more. Enjoy this Artcore sensation; it will likely flush all your thoughts of 'normal' down the drain." That's what the back cover reads. Sounds like some serious hype! This is the second in the "Artcore" series from Anabolic by director Sal Genoa, who attempts to combine feature film aesthetics with hardcore rough sex. First of all, I have no fucking clue what the plot is supposed to be at any point during the movie. I also am clueless as to how this film is "Science Fiction themed." We start off by driving through what appears to be an average European town. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, August, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Nichole, Travis Ryan, Kelly Kline
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 2/1/2005
Previews: Previews
That Bitch Ate Our Witch review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
Man, I've been watching gonzo for so long I forgot how porn used to be when I first started watching it. Cheezy plot that never takes itself seriously, bad porn music, and lighting fit for a soap opera, this feature has it all. Joey Ray and Chris are roommates with warring girlfriends. Even though they put an ad for a male roommate, due to a mysterious mixup, August shows up and claims the position. Kelli Kline: Kelli and Chris Cannon have been dating for 6 months. She bribes Chris to come meet her family in San Francisco with the best way possible. Sex. Kelli looks fabulous and Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Kelli's blowjobs are average but she makes up for it with her deep moans. Conventional sex positions that finishes with Kelli giving a handjob finish that hits her chin. Seeing Kelli's closed mouth grit while what's left of a weak cumshot come out is hilarious. Sammie Rhodes: Sammie makes a very sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwish. [read the full review]
review from 4/19/2005:
Man, I've been watching gonzo for so long I forgot how porn used to be when I first started watching it. Cheezy plot that never takes itself seriously, bad porn music, and lighting fit for a soap opera, this feature has it all. Joey Ray and Chris are roommates with warring girlfriends. Even though they put an ad for a male roommate, due to a mysterious mixup, August shows up and claims the position. Kelli Kline: Kelli and Chris Cannon have been dating for 6 months. She bribes Chris to come meet her family in San Francisco with the best way possible. Sex. Kelli looks fabulous and Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Kelli's blowjobs are average but she makes up for it with her deep moans. Conventional sex positions that finishes with Kelli giving a handjob finish that hits her chin. Seeing Kelli's closed mouth grit while what's left of a weak cumshot come out is hilarious. Sammie Rhodes: Sammie makes a very sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwish. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, Gina Carrera, Jamie Gillis, Nina Hartley, Patti Petite, Nick Random, Herschel Savage
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 1/2/2005
Showdown (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
"Showdown" is a mid-80s, western-themed production from director Henri Pachard and Caballero that, despite many promising moments, never really follows through strongly enough to be worthwhile. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2013:
"Showdown" is a mid-80s, western-themed production from director Henri Pachard and Caballero that, despite many promising moments, never really follows through strongly enough to be worthwhile. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Nikki, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Tracey Adams, Nikki Randall, Kimi Gee, Eric Edwards, Rachel Ashley, Harry Reems, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Alexis Greco, Robin Cannes, Herschel Savage
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 12/24/2004
Previews: Previews
Ultimate Lover review summaries:
fu_q's
Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX. [read the full review]
review from 6/8/2017:
Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX. [read the full review]
Rick L. Blalock's
Finding their male partners to be less than perfect, two girls design a sexually superior man in the form of an android who can more than satisfy every women's desire. But they made him just a little too perfect unleashing a Frankenstein Monster of sexual frenzy on the world. Well plotted with red hot sex scenes and outstanding acting. Ultimate Lover is the ultimate sex film. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2016:
Finding their male partners to be less than perfect, two girls design a sexually superior man in the form of an android who can more than satisfy every women's desire. But they made him just a little too perfect unleashing a Frankenstein Monster of sexual frenzy on the world. Well plotted with red hot sex scenes and outstanding acting. Ultimate Lover is the ultimate sex film. [read the full review]
Creasemaster, The review summaries:
fu_q's
All bets are off when a chance glimpse of a neighbor''s pussy changes a humdrum insurance salesman, Jonathan Morgan, from a normal, everyday dude into a raving, vagina-crazed lunatic. Indeed, Morgan''s transformation is almost instantaneous, as his obsession with the "crease" fuels his every action, quickly taking over his relationships with his friends and his wife, Tiffany Million, and ultimately leading him down a dark and demented path. So goes "The Creasemaster", an exceptional 1993 release from director Greg Dark and VCA. [read the full review]
review from 6/13/2021:
All bets are off when a chance glimpse of a neighbor''s pussy changes a humdrum insurance salesman, Jonathan Morgan, from a normal, everyday dude into a raving, vagina-crazed lunatic. Indeed, Morgan''s transformation is almost instantaneous, as his obsession with the "crease" fuels his every action, quickly taking over his relationships with his friends and his wife, Tiffany Million, and ultimately leading him down a dark and demented path. So goes "The Creasemaster", an exceptional 1993 release from director Greg Dark and VCA. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, John West, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Voodoo, Lezley Zen, Aria, Olivia O'Lovely, Talon, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Shy Love
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 9/18/2004
Previews: Previews
Collector, The (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 6 / 6 / 2004 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Aria, Jessica Drake, Lezley Zen, Luci Thai, Nautica Thorn, Olivia OLovely, Shy Love, Brad Armstrong, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, Thomas Gunn, John West, Randy Spears, Talon, Voodoo, and Mike Horner in a borderline non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about this one. Im going into this one with some very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful and has some very nice touches, but as it goes on it falls into familiarity. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting lots of style and a light plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a fair amount of plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very well done. Its clear and very well balanced, without even a hint of a background noise. The video quality leaves a bit to be desired. The Collector was shot on film, which means that theres a fair amount of grain. [read the full review]
review from 6/21/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 6 / 6 / 2004 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Aria, Jessica Drake, Lezley Zen, Luci Thai, Nautica Thorn, Olivia OLovely, Shy Love, Brad Armstrong, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, Thomas Gunn, John West, Randy Spears, Talon, Voodoo, and Mike Horner in a borderline non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard some great things about this one. Im going into this one with some very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its beautiful and has some very nice touches, but as it goes on it falls into familiarity. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting lots of style and a light plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a fair amount of plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very well done. Its clear and very well balanced, without even a hint of a background noise. The video quality leaves a bit to be desired. The Collector was shot on film, which means that theres a fair amount of grain. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, Charmane Star, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Ava Vincent, Monica Sweetheart, Lezley Zen, Taylor Rain, Trevor Zen, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Kaylani Lei
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 9/8/2004
Previews: Previews
Eye Of the Beholder (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 149 min. Production Date: 3 / 31 / 2004 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Kaylani Lei, Ava Vincent, Charmane, Jessica Drake, Lauren Phoenix, Lezley Zen, Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Thomas Gunn, Evan Stone, Talon, Trevor Zen, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and Shelby Stevens, Mike Horner, and Jonathan Morgan in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this one. Im going in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its every bit as good as I could have hoped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants plot with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for cute and cuddly couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is fantastic. Its clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. Youre also given the option to listen to the music only or the dialogue only. The video is slightly weaker. [read the full review]
review from 2/24/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 149 min. Production Date: 3 / 31 / 2004 Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Kaylani Lei, Ava Vincent, Charmane, Jessica Drake, Lauren Phoenix, Lezley Zen, Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Thomas Gunn, Evan Stone, Talon, Trevor Zen, and Brad Armstrong in sexual roles and Shelby Stevens, Mike Horner, and Jonathan Morgan in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard great things about this one. Im going in with very high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its every bit as good as I could have hoped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants plot with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for cute and cuddly couples porn The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are extremely well done. The audio is fantastic. Its clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. Youre also given the option to listen to the music only or the dialogue only. The video is slightly weaker. [read the full review]
RubyRed's
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" Eye of the Beholder is basically the adult film version of the Korean film "The Eye". While it is very entertaining at times, it doesn't quiet work all of the time. The Movie: The plot of "Eye of the Beholder" is as follows. Kaylani is a woman who was blinded in an accident. She just recently had an eye transplant sergery, so she can now see again, but there are problems. It seems that she can now see what the former owner saw. As she investigates she finds out that the donor was a porn star who may have been murdered! This is one movie that really tries to be a legit film, but because of that, the sex scenes suffer greatly. A good deal of the sex is out of the context of the story, and tends to seem random. The first sex scene we even see is a random nurse and doctor in a supply closet in the hospital. Now, this would normally not be a problem, except for the fact that the movie is VERY plot heavy. If you don't like a lot of talking with your porn, skip this movie. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2005:
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" Eye of the Beholder is basically the adult film version of the Korean film "The Eye". While it is very entertaining at times, it doesn't quiet work all of the time. The Movie: The plot of "Eye of the Beholder" is as follows. Kaylani is a woman who was blinded in an accident. She just recently had an eye transplant sergery, so she can now see again, but there are problems. It seems that she can now see what the former owner saw. As she investigates she finds out that the donor was a porn star who may have been murdered! This is one movie that really tries to be a legit film, but because of that, the sex scenes suffer greatly. A good deal of the sex is out of the context of the story, and tends to seem random. The first sex scene we even see is a random nurse and doctor in a supply closet in the hospital. Now, this would normally not be a problem, except for the fact that the movie is VERY plot heavy. If you don't like a lot of talking with your porn, skip this movie. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Ashton Moore, Joel Lawrence, Venus, Lee Stone, Tyler Wood, Jenna Haze, Cindy Crawford, Dick Smothers Jr., Amber Peach
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Release date: 8/13/2004
Surreal Sex Life review summaries:
Zero's
Synopsis [Surreal Sex Life take off on Reality tv/Surreal Life Tv Show.With great cast featuring Venus.Plus the teaming of Cindy Crawford with Ron Jeremy] The Cast [Cindy Crawford - Venus- Ashton Moore-Jenna Haze-Amber Peach-Jill Kelly-lee Stone-joel Lawrence-dick smothers jr.-mike horner-penny nicholes]The Plot [Penny Nicholes brings the cast of performers to live with each other for week.While livin together who ever doesn't have sex wins the show.] The Sex [Like all JKP dvd's usually the top billing will have two scenes which in this case is cindy.Usually they bring in newbee.Amber peach.first time seen her movies real cute.Story starts while filming scene between Venus &Lee Stone.Venus looked awesome even with her clothes on.They were a bickering couple until the cameras rolls,then heat was on.Lee lifts venus in air starts eating her out.she gives him great blowjob.Get into position on couch missionary.of course Venus does anal with her ankles behind her head.after the popshot they start to fight again.So we begin with the surreal life show.the cast is brought in w/short interv [read the full review]
review from 9/26/2004:
Synopsis [Surreal Sex Life take off on Reality tv/Surreal Life Tv Show.With great cast featuring Venus.Plus the teaming of Cindy Crawford with Ron Jeremy] The Cast [Cindy Crawford - Venus- Ashton Moore-Jenna Haze-Amber Peach-Jill Kelly-lee Stone-joel Lawrence-dick smothers jr.-mike horner-penny nicholes]The Plot [Penny Nicholes brings the cast of performers to live with each other for week.While livin together who ever doesn't have sex wins the show.] The Sex [Like all JKP dvd's usually the top billing will have two scenes which in this case is cindy.Usually they bring in newbee.Amber peach.first time seen her movies real cute.Story starts while filming scene between Venus &Lee Stone.Venus looked awesome even with her clothes on.They were a bickering couple until the cameras rolls,then heat was on.Lee lifts venus in air starts eating her out.she gives him great blowjob.Get into position on couch missionary.of course Venus does anal with her ankles behind her head.after the popshot they start to fight again.So we begin with the surreal life show.the cast is brought in w/short interv [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Miko Lee, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Voodoo, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Stevie, Herschel Savage, Tawny Roberts
Studio: Image
Directed by: Jay Jeff
Release date: 8/7/2004
Ultimate Fear of Speed, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
review from 8/6/2004:
The Ultimate Fear of Speed is a fun movie for those who like cheesy adult comedies, but I can't see why you would want to pick up this version since so much has been removed from it. If you enjoy softcore movies I'd suggest trying the version titled The Fear of Speed released by A55 Films. If softcore movies don't wet your whistle and you like plot-based adult movies I'd definitely recommend trying the hardcore version Tachophobia when it gets released if it is presented as it is in The Ultimate Fear of Speed with hardcore sex scenes it will end up right up there with other recent adult movies such as Rush and Hercules. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Jessie James, Andrew Rivera, Andrew Riviera, Cynara Fox, Faith Grant, Dana Vespoli, Tony Sexton, Jack Lawrence, Heather Calls, Cynthia Pendragon, Jay Crew
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Karl Morino
Release date: 6/28/2004
Callgirls Undercover 2 review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Callgirls Undercover #2 has the longest list of credits at the end that Ive ever seen on a porn flick. Too bad all those folks wasted their time and efforts on this disturbing movie. The five vignettes all begin with a girl preparing to go to work. No, not at 7-11 or McDonalds. These girls are hookers. The set-ups are long, often boring. Once the girls meet their johns, the darker aspect of their profession rises to the surface. First, there is the exchange of money, followed by a close inspection of the bills by the girl (like theyre experts at counterfeiting). If that isnt enough to kill the mood for the viewer, the girls simply go through the motions during the cold sex (probably like real whores), fake-moaning repeatedly, looking at their watches, etc. There are also some troubling scenes involving drug use. None of these aspects of the profession are erotic to me and turned me off to what little action that could be termed hot. Facials end all five scenes, and only Faith Grant in the first scene (a b/g/g with cute Heather Call and Jay Crew) takes it in the ass. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2004:
Callgirls Undercover #2 has the longest list of credits at the end that Ive ever seen on a porn flick. Too bad all those folks wasted their time and efforts on this disturbing movie. The five vignettes all begin with a girl preparing to go to work. No, not at 7-11 or McDonalds. These girls are hookers. The set-ups are long, often boring. Once the girls meet their johns, the darker aspect of their profession rises to the surface. First, there is the exchange of money, followed by a close inspection of the bills by the girl (like theyre experts at counterfeiting). If that isnt enough to kill the mood for the viewer, the girls simply go through the motions during the cold sex (probably like real whores), fake-moaning repeatedly, looking at their watches, etc. There are also some troubling scenes involving drug use. None of these aspects of the profession are erotic to me and turned me off to what little action that could be termed hot. Facials end all five scenes, and only Faith Grant in the first scene (a b/g/g with cute Heather Call and Jay Crew) takes it in the ass. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Sunset Thomas, Dick Nasty, Venus, Dave Cummings, Ava Vincent, Kelly Fire, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Michelle Lay, Hamilton Steele, Misty Mason
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Release date: 5/14/2004
Misty Beethoven: The Musical review summaries:
Flash's
Misty Beethoven: The Musical is a fun, and yes musical, adult feature movie that has a fun story, nice acting, and some catchy tunes. Veronica Hart does a good job of not remaking, nor really creating a sequel to, The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This is definitely a must see for fans of more than just sweaty bodies in adult movies. VCA has done a great job with this release and has loaded it with extras. [read the full review]
review from 5/1/2016:
Misty Beethoven: The Musical is a fun, and yes musical, adult feature movie that has a fun story, nice acting, and some catchy tunes. Veronica Hart does a good job of not remaking, nor really creating a sequel to, The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This is definitely a must see for fans of more than just sweaty bodies in adult movies. VCA has done a great job with this release and has loaded it with extras. [read the full review]
andyblake's
You have to admire Veronica Hart's courage in attempting a musical remake of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" the greatest adult film of all time. This movie features Randy Spears in the Gillis role, Chloe in the Jacqueline Beaudant role, and Sunset Thomas as Misty Beethoven, the part played by Constance Money in the original. The movie is okay, but suffers greatly by comparison with the original. Obviously, there are no exterior shots in Rome, Paris, and New York, as there are in the original, but that is to be expeced. The real problem is that the movie is not as funny nor as erotic as the original. The plot doesn't really work, and completely falls apart at the end. Oh, sure, the sex is better lighted, and is filmed much more clearly and explicitly than in the original, but good lighting does not equal eroticism. And as to the music, the less said the better. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2005:
You have to admire Veronica Hart's courage in attempting a musical remake of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" the greatest adult film of all time. This movie features Randy Spears in the Gillis role, Chloe in the Jacqueline Beaudant role, and Sunset Thomas as Misty Beethoven, the part played by Constance Money in the original. The movie is okay, but suffers greatly by comparison with the original. Obviously, there are no exterior shots in Rome, Paris, and New York, as there are in the original, but that is to be expeced. The real problem is that the movie is not as funny nor as erotic as the original. The plot doesn't really work, and completely falls apart at the end. Oh, sure, the sex is better lighted, and is filmed much more clearly and explicitly than in the original, but good lighting does not equal eroticism. And as to the music, the less said the better. [read the full review]
ObiBong's
In a word: It's a hummer. The gist: This is a sequel to "The Opening of Misty Beethoven," a Golden Age classic. But this time, director Veronica Hart adds an exclamation point to the title and a half-dozen songs, and we get that rarest of rarities in porn: something original. The plot: As in the 1975 film, it's a "Pygmalion" story -- though in this case I suppose the comparison should be to "My Fair Lady." Randy Spears is a jaded, idle-rich fop who wants to take the lowest, cheapest hooker he can find (Sunset Thomas) and shape her into something greater, just for kicks. In this case, she'll be transformed into a sexy pop-singer phenomenon. Chloe plays his sidekick in a relationship reminiscent of "Dangerous Liaisons" (yes, I'm claiming quite a pedigree for this movie). The project ultimately is a success, but in unexpected ways -- they all finally drop their defenses and learn important lessons about love. Awww. The play-by-play: We open in an alley, with Chloe on her knees blowing Randy while he sings over the opening credits. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2004:
In a word: It's a hummer. The gist: This is a sequel to "The Opening of Misty Beethoven," a Golden Age classic. But this time, director Veronica Hart adds an exclamation point to the title and a half-dozen songs, and we get that rarest of rarities in porn: something original. The plot: As in the 1975 film, it's a "Pygmalion" story -- though in this case I suppose the comparison should be to "My Fair Lady." Randy Spears is a jaded, idle-rich fop who wants to take the lowest, cheapest hooker he can find (Sunset Thomas) and shape her into something greater, just for kicks. In this case, she'll be transformed into a sexy pop-singer phenomenon. Chloe plays his sidekick in a relationship reminiscent of "Dangerous Liaisons" (yes, I'm claiming quite a pedigree for this movie). The project ultimately is a success, but in unexpected ways -- they all finally drop their defenses and learn important lessons about love. Awww. The play-by-play: We open in an alley, with Chloe on her knees blowing Randy while he sings over the opening credits. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Mickey Ray, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Mike Horner, Dale Dabone, Herschel Savage, Lezley Zen, Kayla Paige, Nyomi Marcela, Dana Vespoli, Eva Angelina, Richard Kline, Kelly Kline
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Steven St. Croix
Release date: 4/15/2004
Blue Angels: The Second Coming review summaries:
Linus'
Blue Angels: The Second Coming Preview Expectations: My quest for good features has not gone too well as of late, some have panned out alright, but nothing has really grabbed me. I had this title recommended to me, and the cast looks good, so I figured I would give it a try. A lot of familiar names on both sides of the gender line, and in this case that should be good, but I'm not sure what to expect. Initial Thoughts: This one is actually pretty darn good. I have to say I'm glad I listened to the suggestion to check this one out. The story is something a little different, and revolves around this kind of good and evil battle between Heaven and I guess you could say Hell, but it isn't quite that epic capable. The acting is not half bad, and the sex scenes are pretty long and fairly energetic. This one bills itself on a double disc campaign, and it has the feature on one disc and the bonus features on a second. The extras are nicely done and reasonably lengthed, I think they probably could have fit everything on one disc, but it's a worthwhile effort. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2005:
Blue Angels: The Second Coming Preview Expectations: My quest for good features has not gone too well as of late, some have panned out alright, but nothing has really grabbed me. I had this title recommended to me, and the cast looks good, so I figured I would give it a try. A lot of familiar names on both sides of the gender line, and in this case that should be good, but I'm not sure what to expect. Initial Thoughts: This one is actually pretty darn good. I have to say I'm glad I listened to the suggestion to check this one out. The story is something a little different, and revolves around this kind of good and evil battle between Heaven and I guess you could say Hell, but it isn't quite that epic capable. The acting is not half bad, and the sex scenes are pretty long and fairly energetic. This one bills itself on a double disc campaign, and it has the feature on one disc and the bonus features on a second. The extras are nicely done and reasonably lengthed, I think they probably could have fit everything on one disc, but it's a worthwhile effort. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 7 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Release date: 3/2/2004
Previews: Previews
Loaded (Digital Playground) review summaries:
All reviews of Loaded (Digital Playground)
fu_q's
Chased by gun-toting thugs simply for seeing too much, the real question in "Loaded" is whether mega-star Jesse Jane will live or die. Indeed, in this high octane thriller revolving around street racing, stolen cars, and murder, Jesse witnesses the untimely death of her boyfriend (Lee Stone) at the hands of a high-end car thief, played by Tyce Bune. Narrowly escaping, she finds protection (and more) in the arms of detectives Eric Masterson and Barrett Blade--the quintessential "Odd Couple" of cops. Will Eric and Barrett ultimately protect her? Will Jesse survive? Or, will Tyce Bune succeed in crushing them all and become a filthy rich kingpin? These questions...and more...are all answered in this very good, 2003 production from Digital Playground and director Nic Andrews that's as hot with the sex as it is on the action...and that's smokin'! [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2012:
Chased by gun-toting thugs simply for seeing too much, the real question in "Loaded" is whether mega-star Jesse Jane will live or die. Indeed, in this high octane thriller revolving around street racing, stolen cars, and murder, Jesse witnesses the untimely death of her boyfriend (Lee Stone) at the hands of a high-end car thief, played by Tyce Bune. Narrowly escaping, she finds protection (and more) in the arms of detectives Eric Masterson and Barrett Blade--the quintessential "Odd Couple" of cops. Will Eric and Barrett ultimately protect her? Will Jesse survive? Or, will Tyce Bune succeed in crushing them all and become a filthy rich kingpin? These questions...and more...are all answered in this very good, 2003 production from Digital Playground and director Nic Andrews that's as hot with the sex as it is on the action...and that's smokin'! [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 10 / 07 / 2003 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Jesse Jane, Asia Carrera, Brittney Skye, Lea De Mae, Barrett Blade, Cheyne Collins, Eric Masterson, Lee Stone, and Tyce Bune The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Andrews has made plenty of kick-ass features in the past. Im looking forward to this one just like I do every one of his movies. Initial Reaction: As a porn movie it leaves plenty to be desired, as an adult movie, its excellent. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting plenty of acting, story, and action with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more sex than plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and as usual with Nic, theres not even a hint of a background noise. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen and was shot on mini-DV. Theres some slight grain to approximate film, and the lighting is very well done. [read the full review]
review from 5/15/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 10 / 07 / 2003 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Jesse Jane, Asia Carrera, Brittney Skye, Lea De Mae, Barrett Blade, Cheyne Collins, Eric Masterson, Lee Stone, and Tyce Bune The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Andrews has made plenty of kick-ass features in the past. Im looking forward to this one just like I do every one of his movies. Initial Reaction: As a porn movie it leaves plenty to be desired, as an adult movie, its excellent. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting plenty of acting, story, and action with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more sex than plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and as usual with Nic, theres not even a hint of a background noise. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen and was shot on mini-DV. Theres some slight grain to approximate film, and the lighting is very well done. [read the full review]
andyblake's
This is one of the most intelligently written and acted xxx rated movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. It's a buddy cop movie, which is a stereotype in mainstream movies, and has been done many times in adult, as well, but never this well. Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson approached director Nic Andrews saying they wanted to do a buddy cop flick, and Andrews wrote the script with them in mind, reproducing the way they normally talk to each other. Barrett and Eric then did an outstanding job bringing the thing to life. There's also an astonishing amount of shooting, explosions and pyrotechnics. Andrews also did an amazing job with the title sequence and some transitional helicopter shot sequences. This is one slick, very professional looking production. It must have had a generous budget, and the whole budget is on the screen. This is definitely a couples film, not a raincoater, because there is no anal sex, and the five sex scenes are all pretty much plain vanilla. [read the full review]
review from 5/5/2005:
This is one of the most intelligently written and acted xxx rated movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. It's a buddy cop movie, which is a stereotype in mainstream movies, and has been done many times in adult, as well, but never this well. Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson approached director Nic Andrews saying they wanted to do a buddy cop flick, and Andrews wrote the script with them in mind, reproducing the way they normally talk to each other. Barrett and Eric then did an outstanding job bringing the thing to life. There's also an astonishing amount of shooting, explosions and pyrotechnics. Andrews also did an amazing job with the title sequence and some transitional helicopter shot sequences. This is one slick, very professional looking production. It must have had a generous budget, and the whole budget is on the screen. This is definitely a couples film, not a raincoater, because there is no anal sex, and the five sex scenes are all pretty much plain vanilla. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Julia Ann, Chris Cannon, Mike Horner, jessica drake, Alana Evans, Herschel Savage, Joelean, Jana Cova, Dolorian, Talon, Charlie Laine
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Raven
Release date: 2/18/2004
Sex Trials review summaries:
Coyote22's
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is a Wicked Pictures release, so my expectations on the technical end are high. As far as the film itself goes, Wicked tends to make some good ones, hopefully this one is no different. I am looking forward to seeing Jana Cova in this film so without any more speculation, I shall begin. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a widescreen non anamorphic with an overall good picture. The audio was in a 5.1 mix and sounded relatively good, just as most of Wickeds movies do. THEMES: Oral, 2 on 1 (g/g/b), Rimming (b/g), Spanking EXTRAS: Making of (14:26), Star Gallery, Web Stuff, Bonus Sex Scene (kalani and mr. marcus), Photo Gallery, Star Stats, Trailers (sex trials, angel x, space nuts, beautiful, blue rain, improper conduct), Wicked Company Profile, Wicked Casino. CAST: Jessica Drake, Joelean, Dolorain, Alana Evans, Charlie Laine, Jana Cova, Steven St. Cox, Chris Cannon, Herschel Sage, and Talon HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I [read the full review]
review from 4/7/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is a Wicked Pictures release, so my expectations on the technical end are high. As far as the film itself goes, Wicked tends to make some good ones, hopefully this one is no different. I am looking forward to seeing Jana Cova in this film so without any more speculation, I shall begin. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a widescreen non anamorphic with an overall good picture. The audio was in a 5.1 mix and sounded relatively good, just as most of Wickeds movies do. THEMES: Oral, 2 on 1 (g/g/b), Rimming (b/g), Spanking EXTRAS: Making of (14:26), Star Gallery, Web Stuff, Bonus Sex Scene (kalani and mr. marcus), Photo Gallery, Star Stats, Trailers (sex trials, angel x, space nuts, beautiful, blue rain, improper conduct), Wicked Company Profile, Wicked Casino. CAST: Jessica Drake, Joelean, Dolorain, Alana Evans, Charlie Laine, Jana Cova, Steven St. Cox, Chris Cannon, Herschel Sage, and Talon HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Jake Steed, Ashlyn Gere, Moana, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Angela Summers, Marc Wallice, Jon Dough, K.C. Williams, Rip Hyman
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 2/5/2004
Malibu Spice review summaries:
KinkWilliams'
A fine sample of early 90's porn - with the golden age in the rearview and the heyday of gonzo porn still to cum, a porn flick like Malibu Spice is a hard-on producing example of what bridged the gap. Malibu Spice is basically about the goings-on at a West Coast Health Club back in the days of leotards, spandex, and lovely camel toes at the gym! [read the full review]
review from 9/26/2014:
A fine sample of early 90's porn - with the golden age in the rearview and the heyday of gonzo porn still to cum, a porn flick like Malibu Spice is a hard-on producing example of what bridged the gap. Malibu Spice is basically about the goings-on at a West Coast Health Club back in the days of leotards, spandex, and lovely camel toes at the gym! [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Randy Spears, Luc Wylder, Mike Horner, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome, Amythiest, Holly Hollywood
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Release date: 2/2/2004
Adult Stars At Home 5 review summaries:
lindi's
Description Interviews, home tours, sex. General Impression If you want one of these, get number 4 in the series. The highlight of this one is the tour of Mike Horner's house. Many of the homes in this series look a lot like model homes in a condo complex, complete with standard new showroom furniture, and no personal belongings. Mike's home is different, and very cool. He shares his home with a Russian woman (she's not shown), and the two of them have integrated a happy jumble of kitsch and collectibles. We've got a souvenir Mexican tapestry, a 30's print of an Indian in a canoe, A Kilimt print, country-style wooden heart-shaped welcome plaque and fridge magnet goose, an aquarium, kilim rugs, cherubs, religious knick-knacks, a plush penguin, large fringed lampshades, busy potholders, and all kinds of other things. A shiny ceramic fireman and his dalmation sit next to a hand-carved and painted Indonesian mask, part of his collection of masks from all over the world. [read the full review]
review from 10/21/2004:
Description Interviews, home tours, sex. General Impression If you want one of these, get number 4 in the series. The highlight of this one is the tour of Mike Horner's house. Many of the homes in this series look a lot like model homes in a condo complex, complete with standard new showroom furniture, and no personal belongings. Mike's home is different, and very cool. He shares his home with a Russian woman (she's not shown), and the two of them have integrated a happy jumble of kitsch and collectibles. We've got a souvenir Mexican tapestry, a 30's print of an Indian in a canoe, A Kilimt print, country-style wooden heart-shaped welcome plaque and fridge magnet goose, an aquarium, kilim rugs, cherubs, religious knick-knacks, a plush penguin, large fringed lampshades, busy potholders, and all kinds of other things. A shiny ceramic fireman and his dalmation sit next to a hand-carved and painted Indonesian mask, part of his collection of masks from all over the world. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Julie Meadows, Julia Ann, Mike Horner, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Kurt Lockwood, Bella Starr, Angela Davies, Sasha Monet
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Raven
Release date: 1/23/2004
Way You Kiss Me, The review summaries:
ObiBong's
In a word: Talky. The gist: This is the kind of movie that contains this kind of line: "How can you look into my eyes and not see how much I burn for you? Forever is in our kiss." While many will still need to hear more before deciding whether this is the movie for them, I think a lot of people will now know that it's time to forget about it. The plot: There's not so much a plot as a central device that ties the scenes together -- a lonelyhearts talk show that's playing on the radio in a bar. The scenes either come from calls to the show or from people at the bar, or both. The play-by-play: It wouldn't be a Wicked feature without Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo, and they start us off as an unhappy wife and the guy she cheats with. He delivered the cheesy line above -- which he said with some kind of half-assed Euro/French accent, perhaps to help make him feel a little less ridiculous -- when they met at the bar. By the time they're back at home, he's completely lost the accent. Fire the continuity editor. The sex is nice, though, with Nicole her usual vocal self. [read the full review]
review from 6/1/2004:
In a word: Talky. The gist: This is the kind of movie that contains this kind of line: "How can you look into my eyes and not see how much I burn for you? Forever is in our kiss." While many will still need to hear more before deciding whether this is the movie for them, I think a lot of people will now know that it's time to forget about it. The plot: There's not so much a plot as a central device that ties the scenes together -- a lonelyhearts talk show that's playing on the radio in a bar. The scenes either come from calls to the show or from people at the bar, or both. The play-by-play: It wouldn't be a Wicked feature without Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo, and they start us off as an unhappy wife and the guy she cheats with. He delivered the cheesy line above -- which he said with some kind of half-assed Euro/French accent, perhaps to help make him feel a little less ridiculous -- when they met at the bar. By the time they're back at home, he's completely lost the accent. Fire the continuity editor. The sex is nice, though, with Nicole her usual vocal self. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Julian, Felecia, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Steve Austin, Herschel Savage, Lezley Zen, Devon Michaels, Kaylani Lei, Jack Spade, Mason Storm, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 1/15/2004
Cargo (Wicked) review summaries:
Coyote22's
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Wicked does a good job at its releases when it comes to packaging and bonus materials. The women are usually pretty damn hot, and the sex varies from picture to picture. With this film, Cargo I have been told by many people that it is a good film and worth checking out, so here I am. I really like Stormy (mainly for her body), and am looking forward to seeing her in action (so to speak). VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a full frame presentation and was well done. The 5.1 was decent as well. THEMES: Oral, Spitting, Girl on Girl, PTM EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes Photo Gallery, Star Galleries, Star Stats, Box Cover Shoot, Bonus Sex Scene, Making of (20:59), Promo Material, Dvd Rom, Trailers (cargo, space nuts, sex & romance, heat, xxx training, hercules) CAST: Stormy, Kaylani Lei, Felecia, Lezley Zen, Devon Michaels, Mason Storm, Herschel Savage, Even Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Julian, and Jack Spade HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film befor [read the full review]
review from 4/7/2004:
Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Wicked does a good job at its releases when it comes to packaging and bonus materials. The women are usually pretty damn hot, and the sex varies from picture to picture. With this film, Cargo I have been told by many people that it is a good film and worth checking out, so here I am. I really like Stormy (mainly for her body), and am looking forward to seeing her in action (so to speak). VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in a full frame presentation and was well done. The 5.1 was decent as well. THEMES: Oral, Spitting, Girl on Girl, PTM EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes Photo Gallery, Star Galleries, Star Stats, Box Cover Shoot, Bonus Sex Scene, Making of (20:59), Promo Material, Dvd Rom, Trailers (cargo, space nuts, sex & romance, heat, xxx training, hercules) CAST: Stormy, Kaylani Lei, Felecia, Lezley Zen, Devon Michaels, Mason Storm, Herschel Savage, Even Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Julian, and Jack Spade HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film befor [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, John Decker, Shay Sweet, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Mikki Taylor, Randy Spears, Johnni Black, Daisy Chain, Mike Horner, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Gwen Summers, Tony Michaels, Renee LaRue, Tony Martino, Bridgette Kerkove, Shelbee Myne, Aurora Snow, Herschel Savage, Hannah Harper, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Nikki Veil, Darren D, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Release date: 1/13/2004
Angels (Sin City) review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Sin Citys Angels, a 2003 release, swipes its premise from the old TV series and recent hit mainstream movie Charlies Angels. The boss in this case is named Harley, and hes played by Randy Spears. The plot is convoluted, but basically has something to do with stolen paintings. As bad as the dialogue is, it may be the highlight of the flick. The Angels are Aurora Snow, Shay Sweet, and Hannah Harper. But Nikki Vail gets the first sex action. Shes got red/brown hair, bolt-ons, and is a bit on the heavy side. She does Randy in a boring scene that ends with a tit cumshot. Shay steps up next, but her scene with Steven St. Croix doesnt generate much heat. They romp on a couch and end the misery with a pop to Shays fake tits. Remember when she was a fresh, young thing with tiny, natural breasts? What a doll! Steven is back for a tryst with Aurora. Shes still cute and knows how to give great head. They go through the standard position changes before she takes a facial and cleans up like a good little whore. An Asia Carrera sighting is next. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2004:
Sin Citys Angels, a 2003 release, swipes its premise from the old TV series and recent hit mainstream movie Charlies Angels. The boss in this case is named Harley, and hes played by Randy Spears. The plot is convoluted, but basically has something to do with stolen paintings. As bad as the dialogue is, it may be the highlight of the flick. The Angels are Aurora Snow, Shay Sweet, and Hannah Harper. But Nikki Vail gets the first sex action. Shes got red/brown hair, bolt-ons, and is a bit on the heavy side. She does Randy in a boring scene that ends with a tit cumshot. Shay steps up next, but her scene with Steven St. Croix doesnt generate much heat. They romp on a couch and end the misery with a pop to Shays fake tits. Remember when she was a fresh, young thing with tiny, natural breasts? What a doll! Steven is back for a tryst with Aurora. Shes still cute and knows how to give great head. They go through the standard position changes before she takes a facial and cleans up like a good little whore. An Asia Carrera sighting is next. [read the full review]
Suspicious Minds (Wicked) review summaries:
oreb's
Suspicious Minds Wicked Feature, Couples Starring: Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Stormy, Taylor Rain, Devon Michaels, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Scott Styles, Mark Davis, Kurt Lockwood Directed By:Brad Armstrong Running Time:Feature: 95 minutes, Total: 145 minutes RATINGS Feature:10.54 +Extras:10.87 Sex:8.93 TOTAL:10.11 FEATURE: This is the second Brad Armstrong film I have reviewed, and it is just as good as the last one. There is enough of a plot to actually call this a feature. The plot is light and funny, it doesn't get old or boring. Stormy did a good job writing this. Two of the sex scenes are too short but everything else about this film makes it a keeper. SCENE 1: Stormy Stormy handcuffs Mark Davis before doing a silly dance and making him yell "You're the princess!" She puts on a tiara as he goes down on her. She gets licked for a while before returning the favor. Then she rides him cowgirl. Fucking him and yelling about being a princess. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2003:
Suspicious Minds Wicked Feature, Couples Starring: Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Stormy, Taylor Rain, Devon Michaels, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Scott Styles, Mark Davis, Kurt Lockwood Directed By:Brad Armstrong Running Time:Feature: 95 minutes, Total: 145 minutes RATINGS Feature:10.54 +Extras:10.87 Sex:8.93 TOTAL:10.11 FEATURE: This is the second Brad Armstrong film I have reviewed, and it is just as good as the last one. There is enough of a plot to actually call this a feature. The plot is light and funny, it doesn't get old or boring. Stormy did a good job writing this. Two of the sex scenes are too short but everything else about this film makes it a keeper. SCENE 1: Stormy Stormy handcuffs Mark Davis before doing a silly dance and making him yell "You're the princess!" She puts on a tiara as he goes down on her. She gets licked for a while before returning the favor. Then she rides him cowgirl. Fucking him and yelling about being a princess. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Chris Cannon, Mike Horner, Valentino, Eric Masterson, Lea de Mae, Monica Sweetheart, Barrett Blade, Alexis Malone, Ander Page, Anna Belle, Jaden, Kaylani Lei
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Raven
Release date: 10/14/2003
Love Stories (Wicked) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 2 / 7 / 2003 Director: Michael Raven Cast: Monica Sweetheart, Chris Cannon, Lea De Mae, Eric Masterson, Kaylani Lei, Ander Page, Valentino, Anna Belle, Barrett Blade, Alexis Malone, and Jaden The Short Story Initial Expectations: I have yet to find a Raven movie thats not worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its a nicely done and very artistic vignette collection. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something a little softer and a lot more artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of nastiness or top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves plenty to be desired. The Dolby 2.0 mix is pretty good, but the Dolby 5.1 mix lags behind the video by roughly fifteen seconds! It also seems to be about three seconds out of synch in the commentary track. Normally Id just stick with the 2.0 mix, but in that mix the music is restricted to one side of the audio while the performers are restricted to the other. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 2 / 7 / 2003 Director: Michael Raven Cast: Monica Sweetheart, Chris Cannon, Lea De Mae, Eric Masterson, Kaylani Lei, Ander Page, Valentino, Anna Belle, Barrett Blade, Alexis Malone, and Jaden The Short Story Initial Expectations: I have yet to find a Raven movie thats not worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its a nicely done and very artistic vignette collection. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something a little softer and a lot more artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of nastiness or top notch technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves plenty to be desired. The Dolby 2.0 mix is pretty good, but the Dolby 5.1 mix lags behind the video by roughly fifteen seconds! It also seems to be about three seconds out of synch in the commentary track. Normally Id just stick with the 2.0 mix, but in that mix the music is restricted to one side of the audio while the performers are restricted to the other. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Samantha Fox, Vanessa Del Rio, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Paul Barresi, Juliet Anderson, Arcadia Lake, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Lysa Thatcher, R.J. Reynolds, Tawny Pearl, Eric Stein, Esmerelda, Devon Harrison, Lisa K. Loring, Byron Lord, Aaron Stewart, Debbie Davison, Terri Dolan, Larry Strong, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 10/12/2003
Coed Fever (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
Filled with frat-boy pranks and sorority-sister skanks, "Coed Fever", an exceptional, 1980 release from Caballero and Robert McCallum, offers up some of the best that the Golden Age has to offer in terms of collegiate comingling, copulation, and carnality. [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2015:
Filled with frat-boy pranks and sorority-sister skanks, "Coed Fever", an exceptional, 1980 release from Caballero and Robert McCallum, offers up some of the best that the Golden Age has to offer in terms of collegiate comingling, copulation, and carnality. [read the full review]
Flash's
If you've seen it before, you know Coed Fever is one of the must own classics. If you haven't and you are a fan of the classics, this is one to pick up now. The movie has been given horrible treatment on the disc by Caballero, as per their norm, but for it's age, it isn't too bad if you can forgive the horrible disc mastering. The disc is hard to find but is well worth seeking out and well worth the purchase price. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2003:
If you've seen it before, you know Coed Fever is one of the must own classics. If you haven't and you are a fan of the classics, this is one to pick up now. The movie has been given horrible treatment on the disc by Caballero, as per their norm, but for it's age, it isn't too bad if you can forgive the horrible disc mastering. The disc is hard to find but is well worth seeking out and well worth the purchase price. [read the full review]
Assignment, The (Wicked) review summaries:
lindi's
Description This is a couples feature with condom use. Jonathan Morgan directs, so there's a nice touch of humor. Julia Ann is the main character, a recently divorced reporter stuck with an assignment on 'dating in the 21st century.' She meets her share of losers through the classifieds and the dating services, and throughout the movie brushes off her bumbling and over-eager new neighbor, Randy Spears, only to find in the end that... ah, you know. General Impression Some very good scenes, well-shot, and the music is a good fit for the scenes. Most remarkable, no mis-steps or distracting junk, bad humor etc. It's consistently good. Sex In her first experiment, Julia Ann meets up with three losers through a classified ad. The third one, Steve Hatcher, recounts for her his steamy tryst with Laylani Lei. She strips down to a soft-pink bra, with stockings, heels and pearls, and gets right down to swallowing him whole, slurping and growling. [read the full review]
review from 12/13/2003:
Description This is a couples feature with condom use. Jonathan Morgan directs, so there's a nice touch of humor. Julia Ann is the main character, a recently divorced reporter stuck with an assignment on 'dating in the 21st century.' She meets her share of losers through the classifieds and the dating services, and throughout the movie brushes off her bumbling and over-eager new neighbor, Randy Spears, only to find in the end that... ah, you know. General Impression Some very good scenes, well-shot, and the music is a good fit for the scenes. Most remarkable, no mis-steps or distracting junk, bad humor etc. It's consistently good. Sex In her first experiment, Julia Ann meets up with three losers through a classified ad. The third one, Steve Hatcher, recounts for her his steamy tryst with Laylani Lei. She strips down to a soft-pink bra, with stockings, heels and pearls, and gets right down to swallowing him whole, slurping and growling. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter North, Mike Horner, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, Hyapatia Lee, Tony Martino, Jon Martin, Buffy Davis, Beverly Bliss, Josephine Carrington, Colleen Brennan, Stevie Taylor
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 9/12/2003
Ribald Tales Of Canterbury, The (Caballero) review summaries:
Mister_Joshua's
Synopsis Being a history buff and a porn fiend can be tough sometimes, but The Ribald Tales of Canterbury made it a little fun. I've recently spent some time re-exploring my mis-spent youth, and this is my first review. The Tales is essentially the stories a bunch of travelers tell each other on their way to Canterbury. See Geoffrey Chaucer for more details. There is a bunch of horse riding with recounts (and sex scenes) sprinkled throughout. The Cast There are some ugly motherfuckers up in here, but I feel the women more than make up for it. The Lord of Bath (Bud Lee) is homely, but the Queen (Josephine Carrington) is very fine. Hyapatia is the lead for this flick, and she has 3 really nice scenes, but she wasn't the stand out for my stand out. One thing that I found interesting was the averageness of the women, and I don't mean that in a bad way. For instance Cheri Janvier is an attractive woman, but her proportions are all wrong for porn. Big thighs and butt, with small titties. [read the full review]
review from 10/6/2004:
Synopsis Being a history buff and a porn fiend can be tough sometimes, but The Ribald Tales of Canterbury made it a little fun. I've recently spent some time re-exploring my mis-spent youth, and this is my first review. The Tales is essentially the stories a bunch of travelers tell each other on their way to Canterbury. See Geoffrey Chaucer for more details. There is a bunch of horse riding with recounts (and sex scenes) sprinkled throughout. The Cast There are some ugly motherfuckers up in here, but I feel the women more than make up for it. The Lord of Bath (Bud Lee) is homely, but the Queen (Josephine Carrington) is very fine. Hyapatia is the lead for this flick, and she has 3 really nice scenes, but she wasn't the stand out for my stand out. One thing that I found interesting was the averageness of the women, and I don't mean that in a bad way. For instance Cheri Janvier is an attractive woman, but her proportions are all wrong for porn. Big thighs and butt, with small titties. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Phyllisha Anne, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Kim Chambers, Scott Styles, jessica drake, Devinn Lane, Jim Enright, Katie Morgan, Trevor Zen, Amber Rain, Kaylani Lei, Hollie Stevens, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 9/10/2003
Previews: Previews
Space Nuts review summaries:
All reviews of Space Nuts
Sexyhard's
This is a great parody of a science fiction movie with lots of hot sexy women who who love to play with cocks. This is worth a rental for sure, and some of you will want to own it. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2007:
This is a great parody of a science fiction movie with lots of hot sexy women who who love to play with cocks. This is worth a rental for sure, and some of you will want to own it. [read the full review]
lindi's
Description This is a comedy feature with a space travel theme, directed by Jonathan Morgan. The plot involves princess Stormy fleeing evil overlord Mike Horner and his sidekicks Kyle and Devinn, with the help of her protectors, Randy and Evan. General Impression This is a truly funny parody of just about every space-themed tv show or movie that I've seen. The humor is closest in temperament to the smirky, wry Mystery Science Theater 3000. The budget for this feature was $200,000 -- about six times the amount that Morgan is usually given. No expense was spared, and it shows in the impressive costumes, stage sets, special effects, and makeup. I found it thoroughly enjoyable, and would recommend it to friends. Several of the actors did a particularly fine job, Evan Stone, Devinn Lane, Mike Horner, and Randy Spears among them. Mike was working under a prosthetic mask, and was still able to deliver priceless facial expressions. But Devinn was our favorite, spirited and sumptuous as the Dark Witch. [read the full review]
review from 1/16/2004:
Description This is a comedy feature with a space travel theme, directed by Jonathan Morgan. The plot involves princess Stormy fleeing evil overlord Mike Horner and his sidekicks Kyle and Devinn, with the help of her protectors, Randy and Evan. General Impression This is a truly funny parody of just about every space-themed tv show or movie that I've seen. The humor is closest in temperament to the smirky, wry Mystery Science Theater 3000. The budget for this feature was $200,000 -- about six times the amount that Morgan is usually given. No expense was spared, and it shows in the impressive costumes, stage sets, special effects, and makeup. I found it thoroughly enjoyable, and would recommend it to friends. Several of the actors did a particularly fine job, Evan Stone, Devinn Lane, Mike Horner, and Randy Spears among them. Mike was working under a prosthetic mask, and was still able to deliver priceless facial expressions. But Devinn was our favorite, spirited and sumptuous as the Dark Witch. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Missy, Sharon Kane, Melissa Hill, Mike Horner, Porsche Lynn, Nina Hartley, Jonathan Morgan, Guy DiSilva
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Release date: 8/16/2003
Candida Royalle's The Bridal Shower review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Melissa Hill, Missy, Nina Hartley, Porsche Lynn, Sharon Kane, Guy DaSilva, John Curtis, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., and Mike Horner Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Femmes line. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has many of the usual faults of Candida Royalles movies, but isnt too bad. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos afraid that a regular adult film is going to be too scary and intense Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting consistent scenes or pop shots Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good here. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice a single background noise. The video is much the same. Its nicely lit, and even uses shadows to its advantage in one scene, and has very little grain. Music: The music is soft and sexy. It varies in style a little throughout the movie, and enhances every scene. Menus: The menus are decently done. [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2003:
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Melissa Hill, Missy, Nina Hartley, Porsche Lynn, Sharon Kane, Guy DaSilva, John Curtis, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., and Mike Horner Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Femmes line. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: It has many of the usual faults of Candida Royalles movies, but isnt too bad. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos afraid that a regular adult film is going to be too scary and intense Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting consistent scenes or pop shots Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good here. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didnt notice a single background noise. The video is much the same. Its nicely lit, and even uses shadows to its advantage in one scene, and has very little grain. Music: The music is soft and sexy. It varies in style a little throughout the movie, and enhances every scene. Menus: The menus are decently done. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Olivia del Rio, Mike Horner, John West, Dale Dabone, Dillion Day, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, Brittney Skye, Lisa Parks, Alexis Malone, Kaylani Lei
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Raven
Release date: 8/8/2003
Angel X (Wicked) review summaries:
RubyRed's
"A Gay Man's take on Straight Porn" I had never really seen a Michael Raven movie, so I decided to start safe, and went with Angel X. Over all, I'm happy I did. The Movie: Okay, first off, this movie is set up as the first in a series. I really wish they would continue it, but as of now, this is the only one. The sex is the most important part here, and over all it, does very well, with no real flaws that I could see. The movie starts off with a sex scene between Asia Carrera and a Warrior. The scene starts slow, romantic, and has a nice build. There is both female and male oral (a plus) and when they actually get to the sex, there is a great heat, and you can tell that both performers are enjoying themselves. There is no anal in this scene, which is fine by me, and helps because this is a softer scene. The next scene is a flashback of how Angel X was born, and is between Nick Manning (the villian) and her mother, the Queen of Light. The scene has heat, mainly because of the actress, and while they set her up as more of the soft character, it seems to work. [read the full review]
review from 2/9/2005:
"A Gay Man's take on Straight Porn" I had never really seen a Michael Raven movie, so I decided to start safe, and went with Angel X. Over all, I'm happy I did. The Movie: Okay, first off, this movie is set up as the first in a series. I really wish they would continue it, but as of now, this is the only one. The sex is the most important part here, and over all it, does very well, with no real flaws that I could see. The movie starts off with a sex scene between Asia Carrera and a Warrior. The scene starts slow, romantic, and has a nice build. There is both female and male oral (a plus) and when they actually get to the sex, there is a great heat, and you can tell that both performers are enjoying themselves. There is no anal in this scene, which is fine by me, and helps because this is a softer scene. The next scene is a flashback of how Angel X was born, and is between Nick Manning (the villian) and her mother, the Queen of Light. The scene has heat, mainly because of the actress, and while they set her up as more of the soft character, it seems to work. [read the full review]
lindi's
Description This is a couples feature with very discreet use of condoms. The bare plot involves Asia tutoring Kaylani in martial arts to fight the forces of Evil. General Impression Fun! It has a campy, mainstream feel, with a few zippy special effects, and a nice variety of sex scenes. The box cover reads, "A young woman must face her destiny, her past, and her future. An epic tale of sexual awakening." Tee-hee! It's not all that. Except in the comic book sense, and Michael Raven likes comic books. The stage sets, costumes, make-up and camera techniques were impressive, the very decent musical score was written just for this movie (by Celina Mynx), and the girls looked great. Sex Asia Carrera, in traditional Japanese garb, has tea with Dillion, who has his hair shaved for a mowhawk, and a very convincing dragon 'tattoo' down the side of his head, neck, and shoulder. Wordlessly, they undress each other and Dillion does some aggressive pussy slurping. Asia worships his rod orally before saddling up and grinding on him. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2004:
Description This is a couples feature with very discreet use of condoms. The bare plot involves Asia tutoring Kaylani in martial arts to fight the forces of Evil. General Impression Fun! It has a campy, mainstream feel, with a few zippy special effects, and a nice variety of sex scenes. The box cover reads, "A young woman must face her destiny, her past, and her future. An epic tale of sexual awakening." Tee-hee! It's not all that. Except in the comic book sense, and Michael Raven likes comic books. The stage sets, costumes, make-up and camera techniques were impressive, the very decent musical score was written just for this movie (by Celina Mynx), and the girls looked great. Sex Asia Carrera, in traditional Japanese garb, has tea with Dillion, who has his hair shaved for a mowhawk, and a very convincing dragon 'tattoo' down the side of his head, neck, and shoulder. Wordlessly, they undress each other and Dillion does some aggressive pussy slurping. Asia worships his rod orally before saddling up and grinding on him. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Devon, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Robby D., Herschel Savage, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Release date: 7/23/2003
Previews: Previews
No Limits (Digital Playground) review summaries:
classix comment's
One of the most pleasant X rated surprises I've had in some time! A very well made and surprisingly well written hardcore action thriller that doesn't skimp on story for the sake of pointless sex. Marred only by consistently horrible acting. [read the full review]
review from 12/1/2008:
One of the most pleasant X rated surprises I've had in some time! A very well made and surprisingly well written hardcore action thriller that doesn't skimp on story for the sake of pointless sex. Marred only by consistently horrible acting. [read the full review]
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 113 min. Production Date: 02 / 16 / 2003 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Devon, Jesse Jane, Jessica Drake, Brittany Skye, Barrett Blade, Cheyne Collins, and Herschel Savage in sexual roles and Mike Horner and Robby D. in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Andrews has impressed me with most of his movies. As usual, Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its not quite stroke material, but it is a very well done adult movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting more plot and acting than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting whacking material The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual, the technical aspects are excellent. The audio is clear and very nicely balanced. Everything here sounds as good as what youd expect from a mainstream movie. The video is very clear and nicely lit. Theres a small amount of grain, but Im positive thats there because Nic likes to give his movies a more artistic and film-like appearance. [read the full review]
review from 5/31/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 113 min. Production Date: 02 / 16 / 2003 Director: Nic Andrews Cast: Devon, Jesse Jane, Jessica Drake, Brittany Skye, Barrett Blade, Cheyne Collins, and Herschel Savage in sexual roles and Mike Horner and Robby D. in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Andrews has impressed me with most of his movies. As usual, Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its not quite stroke material, but it is a very well done adult movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting more plot and acting than sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting whacking material The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: As usual, the technical aspects are excellent. The audio is clear and very nicely balanced. Everything here sounds as good as what youd expect from a mainstream movie. The video is very clear and nicely lit. Theres a small amount of grain, but Im positive thats there because Nic likes to give his movies a more artistic and film-like appearance. [read the full review]
Fast Forward (Wicked) review summaries:
oreb's
Fast Forward Wicked Feature, Couples Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Nicole Sheridan, Aria, Cherie, Cherokee, Alex Sanders, Voodoo, Mr. Marcus, Lee Stone, Pat Myne. Directed By:Jonathan Morgan Running Time:Feature: 87 minutes, Total: 163 minutes RATINGS Feature:8.62 +Extras:9.62 Sex:8.12 TOTAL:8.79 Compliance Statement FEATURE This is another Wicked DVD with great looking menus. The video quality is a little low and the lighting could be a bit better but neither really detracts from the scenes. The plot revolves around Alex Sanders and his video store. People come in to rent movies and have fantasies based on the films they choose, all involving sex. The plot is laughable but the acting is lighthearted and fun. Mr. Marcus does a rap while playing video games. [read the full review]
review from 9/12/2003:
Fast Forward Wicked Feature, Couples Starring: Jezebelle Bond, Nicole Sheridan, Aria, Cherie, Cherokee, Alex Sanders, Voodoo, Mr. Marcus, Lee Stone, Pat Myne. Directed By:Jonathan Morgan Running Time:Feature: 87 minutes, Total: 163 minutes RATINGS Feature:8.62 +Extras:9.62 Sex:8.12 TOTAL:8.79 Compliance Statement FEATURE This is another Wicked DVD with great looking menus. The video quality is a little low and the lighting could be a bit better but neither really detracts from the scenes. The plot revolves around Alex Sanders and his video store. People come in to rent movies and have fantasies based on the films they choose, all involving sex. The plot is laughable but the acting is lighthearted and fun. Mr. Marcus does a rap while playing video games. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Mike Horner, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Summer Storm, Samantha Sterlyng, Olivia Saint, Dolorian
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 6/24/2003
Midnight Kiss review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Jessica Drake, Samantha Sterlyng, Summer Storm, Dolorian, Olivia Saint, Evan Stone, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, and Mike Horner The Short Story Initial Expectations: This sounds like a good Halloween-ish movie. The witching hour and midnight means it has to be dark. Putting together the dark and Roy Karch seems like a great combination because its rare that his movies dont tempt me with sleep. The only thing that gives me hope here is that Im kind of in a Halloween-ish mood and this sounds like that type of movie. Initial Reaction: Its not really anything like the cover makes it sound like it is, has uninspired direction, writing, and editing, and every sex scene was held back. Yep, its another Roy Karch mishap. [read the full review]
review from 10/27/2005:
The Little Details Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Jessica Drake, Samantha Sterlyng, Summer Storm, Dolorian, Olivia Saint, Evan Stone, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, and Mike Horner The Short Story Initial Expectations: This sounds like a good Halloween-ish movie. The witching hour and midnight means it has to be dark. Putting together the dark and Roy Karch seems like a great combination because its rare that his movies dont tempt me with sleep. The only thing that gives me hope here is that Im kind of in a Halloween-ish mood and this sounds like that type of movie. Initial Reaction: Its not really anything like the cover makes it sound like it is, has uninspired direction, writing, and editing, and every sex scene was held back. Yep, its another Roy Karch mishap. [read the full review]
About a Woman review summaries:
Famous'
This film is excellent from start to finish. I loved this film for so many reasons. First off, the plot is great, and the acting is outstanding. Devinn Lane is excellent in this film, playing Angela Parks, a woman who has worked in a prestigious (but old-fashioned)law firm for 8 years. Her assistant (Nicole Sheridan) gets promoted, leaving Dev to find a replacement. In walks the very hot Robin (jessica drake), and Devinn hires her. However, Robin won't take the job because of the "Morality Clause" the company has, which deems same-sex relationships as "deviant." jd then comes out to Devinn, not realizing that she is a lesbian as well. This film is stylish and well-made, and has a powerful message. Also, Stormy is great as Devinn's supportive friend. But, don't be fooled--there is some amazingly hot sex in this one! My favorite scene was the first one: hottie Nakita Kash (the first time I'd ever heard of or seen her, and DAMN!) and Devinn go at it in a lesbian club. [read the full review]
review from 2/17/2004:
This film is excellent from start to finish. I loved this film for so many reasons. First off, the plot is great, and the acting is outstanding. Devinn Lane is excellent in this film, playing Angela Parks, a woman who has worked in a prestigious (but old-fashioned)law firm for 8 years. Her assistant (Nicole Sheridan) gets promoted, leaving Dev to find a replacement. In walks the very hot Robin (jessica drake), and Devinn hires her. However, Robin won't take the job because of the "Morality Clause" the company has, which deems same-sex relationships as "deviant." jd then comes out to Devinn, not realizing that she is a lesbian as well. This film is stylish and well-made, and has a powerful message. Also, Stormy is great as Devinn's supportive friend. But, don't be fooled--there is some amazingly hot sex in this one! My favorite scene was the first one: hottie Nakita Kash (the first time I'd ever heard of or seen her, and DAMN!) and Devinn go at it in a lesbian club. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a Jonathan Morgan vehicle starring some very beautiful women led by Devinn Lane. The crux of the story is Devinn is in need of a new assistant as Nicole Sheridan is getting married plus she's getting a promotion within the company. So after interviewing several candidates in walks Jessica Drake and the unspoken sexual heat generated especially from an almost tongue tied Devinn is palpable. Needless to say she offers the job to Jessica who wants to look over the paperwork before signing on the dotted line. When she comes in the following Monday she is not happy at all with the morality clause of the firms contract which frowns heavily on same sex relationships. Devinn still tries to get Jessica who admits to being gay to still come to work for her but Jessica wants no part of such an arrangement. This leads to Devinn finally confronting her own sexuality as she to is a lesbian but has kept this hidden in order to get ahead in the corporate world. [read the full review]
review from 7/29/2003:
Here we have a Jonathan Morgan vehicle starring some very beautiful women led by Devinn Lane. The crux of the story is Devinn is in need of a new assistant as Nicole Sheridan is getting married plus she's getting a promotion within the company. So after interviewing several candidates in walks Jessica Drake and the unspoken sexual heat generated especially from an almost tongue tied Devinn is palpable. Needless to say she offers the job to Jessica who wants to look over the paperwork before signing on the dotted line. When she comes in the following Monday she is not happy at all with the morality clause of the firms contract which frowns heavily on same sex relationships. Devinn still tries to get Jessica who admits to being gay to still come to work for her but Jessica wants no part of such an arrangement. This leads to Devinn finally confronting her own sexuality as she to is a lesbian but has kept this hidden in order to get ahead in the corporate world. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Annabel Chong, Chris Cannon, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jack Baker, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Nina Hartley, Anita Cannibal, Farrah, Jenna Jameson, Donita, Seka, Seymore Butts, Veronica Hart, Skeeter Kerkove, Al Goldstein, Jerry Butler, Bridgette Kerkove, William Margold, Jim Holliday, Matt Zane, Krista Lane, Larry Flynt, Jim Enright, Alisha Klass, Sasha Gabor, Herschel Savage, Aurora Cortez, Ice-T, Heidi Fleiss, Kid Rock, Joey Buttafuoco, Adam Rifkin, Don Johnson, Al Lewis, Samantha Stylles, Troy Duffy, Gene Simmons, Venice Adrien, Phoebe Dollar, Susan Yannetti, Kenny Dollar, Lowel Smith, Greg Watkins, Rusty Estill, Jimi Flynt, Kathleen Haase, Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Paul Stanley, Corey Feldman, Jon Lovitz, Cherie Oteri, Conan O'Brien, Lynn Redgrave, Rodney Dangerfield, Tonya Larson, Ben Affleck, Edward Furlong, Johann Benet, David Mattey, Horatio Sanz, Dan Snow
Studio: Docurama
Directed by: Scott J. Gill
Release date: 6/12/2003
Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy review summaries:
Flash's
If you are interested in Ron Jeremy, this is a great film for you to watch as it gives a great insight into who he is. Likewise, if you are interested in the industry, this might also make a good watch for you as well as it gives some insight there as well. Viewers will probably want to rent the film over purchasing it as it may be one you'll never want to watch again. [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2003:
If you are interested in Ron Jeremy, this is a great film for you to watch as it gives a great insight into who he is. Likewise, if you are interested in the industry, this might also make a good watch for you as well as it gives some insight there as well. Viewers will probably want to rent the film over purchasing it as it may be one you'll never want to watch again. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Rebecca Bardoux, Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Juli Ashton, Ariana, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Vanessa Chase, Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Amber Woods, Beverly Glen
Studio: VCA
Directed by: James Avalon
Release date: 5/23/2003
Previews: Previews
Butt Detective, The review summaries:
Tongue in Groove's
Butt Detective is strictly a couples film that could have been great, but instead is ruined by an editor with too many toys to play with on his control board. There are some very hot ladies here, but their performances are completely sabotaged by loud, obnoxious music and MTV-style camera work. This flick is part of what VCA calls its Classics on DVD series. What a misnomer! Calling this a classic is an insult to all the truly great pornos that preceded it. I found myself FF through the sex scenes and watching the plot. That doesnt happen often! The often-humorous storyline has wealthy Jon Dough hiring private eye Harry Spader (Mike Horner) to find a girl - with only a snapshot of her butt as a clue. Horner is as funny in this flick as hes ever been. Juli Ashton is his assistant, and Horner starts his search with Juli in their office. After a short BJ, Juli and Mike go through several position changes, including some anal, before Juli takes a load on her sweet face. As with EVERY other scene in this movie, the dumb music and special effects start the second the sex begins. [read the full review]
review from 4/7/2004:
Butt Detective is strictly a couples film that could have been great, but instead is ruined by an editor with too many toys to play with on his control board. There are some very hot ladies here, but their performances are completely sabotaged by loud, obnoxious music and MTV-style camera work. This flick is part of what VCA calls its Classics on DVD series. What a misnomer! Calling this a classic is an insult to all the truly great pornos that preceded it. I found myself FF through the sex scenes and watching the plot. That doesnt happen often! The often-humorous storyline has wealthy Jon Dough hiring private eye Harry Spader (Mike Horner) to find a girl - with only a snapshot of her butt as a clue. Horner is as funny in this flick as hes ever been. Juli Ashton is his assistant, and Horner starts his search with Juli in their office. After a short BJ, Juli and Mike go through several position changes, including some anal, before Juli takes a load on her sweet face. As with EVERY other scene in this movie, the dumb music and special effects start the second the sex begins. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 1995 Director: Mondo Tundra (a.k.a. James Avalon) Cast: Juli Ashton, Amber Woods, Ariana, Beverly Glen, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Rebecca Bardoux, Tammi Ann, Vanessa Chase, Alex Sanders, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Mike Horner, Nick East, Rick Masters, Tom Byron, and T. T. Boy Initial Expectations: I dont know why, but for some reason I have really high expectations for this title. Initial Reaction: Although the artistic effects get in the way at times, its still a lot of fun and pretty hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Juli Ashton and couples and anybody else who wants a bit of an anal emphasis with a fun plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects done ot the video Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video is also very clear, but there are quite a few effects added to the video which makes me think that some of the movie was done for people with beer goggles. Music: The music can get a little loud at times, but its also extremely fun. [read the full review]
review from 6/1/2003:
Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 1995 Director: Mondo Tundra (a.k.a. James Avalon) Cast: Juli Ashton, Amber Woods, Ariana, Beverly Glen, Jordan Lee, Nicole Lace, Rebecca Bardoux, Tammi Ann, Vanessa Chase, Alex Sanders, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Mike Horner, Nick East, Rick Masters, Tom Byron, and T. T. Boy Initial Expectations: I dont know why, but for some reason I have really high expectations for this title. Initial Reaction: Although the artistic effects get in the way at times, its still a lot of fun and pretty hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Juli Ashton and couples and anybody else who wants a bit of an anal emphasis with a fun plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects done ot the video Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video is also very clear, but there are quite a few effects added to the video which makes me think that some of the movie was done for people with beer goggles. Music: The music can get a little loud at times, but its also extremely fun. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Stephanie Swift, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Veronica Hart, Nicole Sheridan, Nikita Denise, Herschel Savage, Lezley Zen, Aria, Trevor Zen, Devon Michaels, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Release date: 5/22/2003
Makin' It (Wicked) review summaries:
lindi's
Description This is a feature with condom use. Stephanie Swift is a small-town girl who leaves her daddy to travel to the city so she can make it big in the music business. Along the way she faces some really small, almost non-existent obstacles, weakly 'struggling' against them for about two weeks before a talent scout 'discovers' her. General Impression Reasonable but lackluster. There is a lot of time devoted to 'plot' in this movie, but it never really holds together well. We are supposed to believe that the main character has forged some deep friendships, but it sure doesn't look like it. There's also a lot of time watching people practice their music and sing onstage. Scenes Stephanie says goodbye to her boyfriend Trevor Zen with a blowjob and some bouncy cowgirl on the hood of a car. Then Daddy's Little Girl takes it in mish. Now settled into a seedy motel, she puts a glass to the wall to listen in as Brad Armstrong gets it on with Nikita Denise and Lezley Zen. [read the full review]
review from 8/18/2003:
Description This is a feature with condom use. Stephanie Swift is a small-town girl who leaves her daddy to travel to the city so she can make it big in the music business. Along the way she faces some really small, almost non-existent obstacles, weakly 'struggling' against them for about two weeks before a talent scout 'discovers' her. General Impression Reasonable but lackluster. There is a lot of time devoted to 'plot' in this movie, but it never really holds together well. We are supposed to believe that the main character has forged some deep friendships, but it sure doesn't look like it. There's also a lot of time watching people practice their music and sing onstage. Scenes Stephanie says goodbye to her boyfriend Trevor Zen with a blowjob and some bouncy cowgirl on the hood of a car. Then Daddy's Little Girl takes it in mish. Now settled into a seedy motel, she puts a glass to the wall to listen in as Brad Armstrong gets it on with Nikita Denise and Lezley Zen. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mai Lin, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Becky Savage, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Brooke Bennett, Angel Burgeon, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Collector's Video
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Release date: 5/20/2003
Previews: Previews
Blonde Next Door, The (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
After leaving her unfulfilling married life behind, a chance encounter with a low-end salesman, played by Ron Jeremy, has the innocent blonde beauty Danielle and, more so, her pheromone-laced squirt thrust into the spotlight, as Jeremy turns her irresistible love juice into a widely-renowned cologne. Such is the case in "The Blonde Next Door", a very good, 1982 release from Joe Sherman and VCX. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2016:
After leaving her unfulfilling married life behind, a chance encounter with a low-end salesman, played by Ron Jeremy, has the innocent blonde beauty Danielle and, more so, her pheromone-laced squirt thrust into the spotlight, as Jeremy turns her irresistible love juice into a widely-renowned cologne. Such is the case in "The Blonde Next Door", a very good, 1982 release from Joe Sherman and VCX. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, April, Venus, Devinn Lane, Troy Halston, Holly Halston, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Michael Raven
Release date: 5/19/2003
Breathless (Wicked) review summaries:
Flash's
Although Breathless isn't without its problems, it is still a very enjoyable plot-based adult film. The sex is tame so viewers that don't like nasty sex will find this movie to be to their liking. The plot is also rather well developed for an adult film, so there is more substance to the film than just the sex scenes. If the movie sounds good to you, you should definitely give it a rental or just purchase it. [read the full review]
review from 10/6/2003:
Although Breathless isn't without its problems, it is still a very enjoyable plot-based adult film. The sex is tame so viewers that don't like nasty sex will find this movie to be to their liking. The plot is also rather well developed for an adult film, so there is more substance to the film than just the sex scenes. If the movie sounds good to you, you should definitely give it a rental or just purchase it. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 4 / 26 / 2002 (feature) 1 / 23 / 2003 (DVD) Director: Michael Raven Cast: Devinn Lane, April, Holly Halston, Sydnee Steele, Venus, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, and Troy Halston in sexual roles and Gino Greco, Mike Horner, Frank Bukkwyd, and Michael Raven himself in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Lets see, Michael Raven always amazes me and Devinn Lane watching Devinn Lane normally means I have so much blood rushing to get below my belt that Im starting to think about inviting my doctor over whenever I watch her. Yeah, Id say Ive got darn high expectations here! Initial Reaction: It didnt quite meet my expectations, but I also know that I had them so high it would have been very hard to. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a well done story with some hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want a lot of plot with their porn Audio /Video Quality: As usual, the technical aspects are top notch. The audio is very clear and very well balanced. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2003:
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 4 / 26 / 2002 (feature) 1 / 23 / 2003 (DVD) Director: Michael Raven Cast: Devinn Lane, April, Holly Halston, Sydnee Steele, Venus, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, and Troy Halston in sexual roles and Gino Greco, Mike Horner, Frank Bukkwyd, and Michael Raven himself in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Lets see, Michael Raven always amazes me and Devinn Lane watching Devinn Lane normally means I have so much blood rushing to get below my belt that Im starting to think about inviting my doctor over whenever I watch her. Yeah, Id say Ive got darn high expectations here! Initial Reaction: It didnt quite meet my expectations, but I also know that I had them so high it would have been very hard to. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a well done story with some hot sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt want a lot of plot with their porn Audio /Video Quality: As usual, the technical aspects are top notch. The audio is very clear and very well balanced. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Peter North, Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Mike Horner, Vanessa Chase, Steve Drake, Mr. Marcus, Jon Dough, Julian St. Jox, Shawnee Cates, Alex Dane, Tony Montana, Kristi Lynn, Nick Pierce, Jordan Justice
Studio: Anabolic
Release date: 5/12/2003
Nasty Nymphos 6 (Anabolic) review summaries:
hardware's
Title: Nasty Nymphos 6 Cast: Alexandria Dane, Roxanne Hall, Kristi Lynn, Vanessa Chase, Shawnee Cates, Jordan Justice, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Tony Montana, Nick Pierce, Peter North, Mr. Marcus, Mike Horner, Julian St. Jox and Steve Drake Cut to the chase: There's good stuff to be had here, but one can't call it an outstanding effort. As usual, the music was too loud for my taste much of the time, and the camerawork reflected the ad hoc nature of the sex. Features: A chapter menu, including the names of the performers in each scene, and a Cumshot Recap. A photo gallery from the movie; there are no controls over the selection or pace. I was puzzled by the inclusion of some 'anonymous body part' shots in here. What's the point? Web site info DVD releases (available on the back side of the DVD) Scenes: 1) Alexandria, Jon and Mark Alex is an attractive woman with some Oriental facial features. She reveals that she's 25 and would like to send this tape to her ex-husband. [read the full review]
review from 10/9/2003:
Title: Nasty Nymphos 6 Cast: Alexandria Dane, Roxanne Hall, Kristi Lynn, Vanessa Chase, Shawnee Cates, Jordan Justice, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Tony Montana, Nick Pierce, Peter North, Mr. Marcus, Mike Horner, Julian St. Jox and Steve Drake Cut to the chase: There's good stuff to be had here, but one can't call it an outstanding effort. As usual, the music was too loud for my taste much of the time, and the camerawork reflected the ad hoc nature of the sex. Features: A chapter menu, including the names of the performers in each scene, and a Cumshot Recap. A photo gallery from the movie; there are no controls over the selection or pace. I was puzzled by the inclusion of some 'anonymous body part' shots in here. What's the point? Web site info DVD releases (available on the back side of the DVD) Scenes: 1) Alexandria, Jon and Mark Alex is an attractive woman with some Oriental facial features. She reveals that she's 25 and would like to send this tape to her ex-husband. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Shayla LaVeaux, Mike Horner, Mickey G., Joel Lawrence, Autumn Haze, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Michelle St. James
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Release date: 5/9/2003
Pillow Talk (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 1 / 3 / 2003 Director: Koy Karch Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Lezley Zen, Autumn Haze, Brittney Skye, Michelle St. James, Joel Lawrence, Mike Horner, Mickey G., Steve Hatcher, and Johnny Saint Initial Expectations: Roy Karch always brings to mind words like nap, dud, wasted potential, and boring, so Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent moments, but most of its a dud. Who Should Watch It : Anybody trying to quit watching porn Who Should Avoid It: Couples and anybody who wants some feeling with their porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises for the most part. There are a few areas where somebody tried adding artistic effects to the audio which makes it interfere with the movie in a big way. The video has a slightly soft feel, and a hint of grain. Its normally well lit, but there are a few areas where some artistic effects are once again attempted, and instead interfere with the video. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2003:
Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 1 / 3 / 2003 Director: Koy Karch Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Lezley Zen, Autumn Haze, Brittney Skye, Michelle St. James, Joel Lawrence, Mike Horner, Mickey G., Steve Hatcher, and Johnny Saint Initial Expectations: Roy Karch always brings to mind words like nap, dud, wasted potential, and boring, so Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Theres some decent moments, but most of its a dud. Who Should Watch It : Anybody trying to quit watching porn Who Should Avoid It: Couples and anybody who wants some feeling with their porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises for the most part. There are a few areas where somebody tried adding artistic effects to the audio which makes it interfere with the movie in a big way. The video has a slightly soft feel, and a hint of grain. Its normally well lit, but there are a few areas where some artistic effects are once again attempted, and instead interfere with the video. [read the full review]
