Please... Mr. Postman (Caballero) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  5/12/2018

Review:
Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem. There's porn delivered to the wrong home--bringing about Sapphic encounters between housewives, a swinger who uses the magazine that he receives to order up female companionship, a handful of frat guys who have sex toys and the like sent to a couple of cute girls on campus--with stunning results, and so on and so forth. Indeed, who knew how important the mail could be in the early 1980's to spontaneous, erotic encounters...and this flick captures it all. To be sure, while not every sequence is a total winner, Loni's work is hot, as is that of the anally-inspired Erica Boyer (RIP). The five-way featuring Misty Regan and Sonya Summers is strong, as well. Nothing here is particularly bad, of course, though it's safe to say that none of it particularly stands out, either. Plot-wise, it's a similar situation in that there's enough to keep the sex strung together in a logical and cohesive (enough) fashion, but it's not going to be winning any awards, either. As such...for fans of Ms. Loni Sanders and/or the era, this one's probably worth checking out on an unlimited streaming service or as a cheap DVD pick-up, which is how this particular reviewer came by it. Anything more than that, and at least some disappointment will likely result.

In terms of the sex, Scene One has the slender, super-sexy star of the show, Loni Sanders, and a fellow worker at the Post Office, the blond Jesse Adams, deciding that moving packages around is a drag...so they opt to strip down and fuck, instead...right there at work. Sanders sucks his cock, he returns the favor and eats her out, and she then takes his meaty member in missionary upon the floor. A gooey package delivered on Loni's tummy and lower chest cap off this carnal canoodling. In Scene Two, Tigr and Lynx Canon sit down to watch the former's vacation videos that have just arrived in the mail, when they discover that they're, instead, someone else's sex flicks. Of course, the oral and vaginal threeway that unfolds between Anna Turner, Phaery I. Burd, and Richard Jackson up upon the screen inspires the two hot-to-trot housewives, as they then engage in their own girl-on-girl affair (Scene Three). It's sexy, fingers, tongues, and vibrator (on Tigr) action for the two women, whilst the good times on the television culminate in a pop-shot on one of the ladies' tummies. Scene Four pairs up Loni Sanders with an obsessed fan of a movie starlet, Richard Pacheco, who decides that she looks just like the object of his desire. With a little bit of effort, he talks her into taking photos in the star's lingerie for him...and then out of her clothes altogether. A passionate oral and vaginal pounding proceeds, with Sanders taking the "D" in a variety of positions, before she jerks Richard off on her tummy, chest, and in her mouth out of missionary. Hot stuff! In Scene Five, three college guys, Mike Horner, Blair Harris, and Perry Mann, peep into Misty Regan's and Sonya Summers' dorm room after they've had a package of porn and sex toys delivered to them. Of course, the morons eventually fall through the door, and the young women exact their revenge...in a sexual way. An oral and vaginal entanglement of flesh follows, with the girls sucking and fucking the assorted cocks with enthusiasm. Ultimately, Regan takes a load on her bush (that Summers laps at), whilst they team up to suck and jerk a double-facial out of another of their suitors. Scene Six has the big-breasted brunette, Holly McCall, getting her blow-up doll's dildo-dick stuck up in her in the bathroom, causing her to call for her game show-addicted husband's, Paul Thomas', help. Recognizing how he's been neglecting his wife's needs, Thomas does what any good hubby should do to make amends, and has her suck his dick. This is exactly what she does, to be sure, all the way to completion on her left breast... though it's hard to see how her desires were taken care of in the whole affair. In Scene Seven, a dominatrix, Nicole Black, and a frillier, lacy lady, Erica Boyer, show up in succession at Michael Morrison's place after he places some calls from a swingers magazine. As down with one another as they are with him, a kinky, oral and vaginal encounter ensues, with Ms. Boyer doing what she does best and taking it up the butt, as Black penetrates her with a dildo, as well. A spurting load all over Erica's bush and tummy brings this erotic encounter to a conclusion. Not bad.


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