Blonde Next Door, The (VCX) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  4/23/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

After leaving her unfulfilling married life behind, a chance encounter with a low-end salesman, played by Ron Jeremy, has the innocent blonde beauty Danielle and, more so, her pheromone-laced squirt thrust into the spotlight, as Jeremy turns her irresistible love juice into a widely-renowned cologne. Such is the case in "The Blonde Next Door", a very good, 1982 release from Joe Sherman and VCX. Indeed, the cologne, "Gusher", brings any woman to her knees before the man wearing it, and its obvious advantages have it selling out at a rate greater than the young Danielle can produce it....leaving the product's future (and Jeremy's fortune) in jeopardy. Tossing Danielle's resurfacing feelings for her hubby into the mix, and a fun, clever, and sexy little fuck-flick with plenty of plot twists and turns is born. For fans of the Golden Age, the lovely Danielle, and / or vintage features, this one's worthy of a watch. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the blonde star of the show, Danielle (RIP), getting it on with her husband, Mike Horner, upon their waterbed and whilst listening to an annoying sex instruction record (vaginal ; pop on her tummy). In Scene Two, Ron Jeremy talks Danielle out of her panties after he's picked her up hitchhiking, she's left her hubby, and his car's "broken down" on a wooded road (vaginal on the hood of the car ; cum-shot on her blonde bush ; she squirts in his mouth during oral). Scene Three has Ron Jeremy blowing off some steam by having his fire-crotched secretary, Lisa DeLeuuw, blow (and fuck) him in his office after a dopey client's pissed him off (titty-fuck, oral, vaginal ; he unloads on her bush and thigh). In Scene Four, Ron Jeremy has Herschel Savage and Lisa DeLeuuw fuck Danielle in a lab setting in an attempt to get a dose of her magical squirt (oral, vaginal-both ladies, light girl-girl ; Lisa sucks and jerks him to a pop). Scene Five finds Brooke Bennett irresistibly attracted to her little brother, Jon Martin, after he applies some of the cologne...and she promptly gives up her ass (anal). Part-way through, Becky Savage walks in on them, but her dismay at the spectacle quickly dissipates upon getting a whiff of the juice (vaginal-Becky ; pop on her tummy with an oral clean-up by Brooke). In Scene Six, Jesse Adams, Herschel Savage, and Angela Burgeon play the parts of Native Americans as they act out a fantasy with their captive, Danielle, in the woods (oral-both ladies, vaginal-both ladies, light girl-girl ; Daniel jerks Herschel to a load, and Jesse ultimately drops one on her ass, as well). Scene Seven brings together Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Mai Lin, and Victoria Slick (whose crotch lives up to her name) in a cologne-infused four-way (girl-girl including a double-dildo DP on Victoria, oral-both ladies, vaginal-both ladies ; PT pops on Slick's ass, and Horner delivers a double-facial at the hands and mouths of the women). In Scene Eight, Ron Jeremy hires the suave ladies' man, John Leslie, to pleasure Danielle and get her back to orgasming again. Despite his initial apathy (an important sporting event has his attention), it doesn't take her long to get his mind focused upon more carnal matters and to seduce the smooth-talker (vaginal ; load on her backside). The plot continues and concludes from there... What a sexy little number this flick turned out to be!