Every Which Way She Can Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/12/2017

Review:
It's always a good time on a Saturday night down at LC's country bar, where the shows bring together the bro's and the ho's, where the dick-lickers meet up with the shit-kickers, and where the stunning and witty Clit Westwood (Lonnie Sanders) and her stuffed-toy gorilla make the rounds. Such is the case in "Every Which Way She Can", a very good, 1981 release from Louis Lewis and Caballero. Fun, fast-paced, energetic, and chockfull of hot sex and an equally hot cast, this film is perfect for fans of the light-hearted, porn features of yesteryear. Sanders looks incredible throughout, Lynn LeMay is her usual raunchy self, Sharon Mitchell rocks some crazy sexual positions in the front seat of a car with Herschel Savage, and Lisa DeLeeuw both acts and sucks up a storm. The action is well-captured, and the production values are good for a flick of its era. The plot is decent enough, and the acting is solid, as well. All told, this little slice of country carnality...with its down-home dickings and even some bar-busting, cowboy action...is definitely worth a watch. Fans of Lonnie and the Golden Age will not want to miss it.

In terms of the sex, Scene One pits Nicole Black against Lysa Thatcher in a spirited bikini wrestling match upon a bed of hay at a country bar. Of course, it doesn't take long for the clothes to come off, and--after some tussling about--the carpet munching to begin. In Scene Two, the blonde legend, Serena, blows and fucks Paul Thomas in the coatroom of the bar, all as Lonnie Sanders peeks in (facial, followed with a cummy kiss). Scene Three pairs up the short-haired, well-toned Sharon Mitchell with Herschel Savage in his car out in the bar's parking lot. Despite the small confines, they manage to give each other oral and work their way into a handful of sexy vaginal positions, as well (she jerks him to a pop on her tummy and bush out of cowgirl). In Scene Four, three bikers (Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, and Eric Stein) happen upon Herschel and Sharon at the conclusion of the prior sequence, and things get ugly. They pull Savage from the car, hold him down with a knife, and are just about to rape Mitch, when Lonnie Sanders, Sharon's best buddy, makes her pants-off, pink-jacket-on appearance. She looks utterly incredible. From there, Lonnie takes care of Silvera (vaginally ; load on her backside) and Thomas (orally), and Mitchell blows Stein to completion. Clearly, they've turned the tables...and turned out the bikers. Scene Five brings together Mike Horner, a customer at the club, and his service-with-a-smile (...a vertical smile, that is...) waitress, Lynn LeMay, in a romp that starts with an under-the-table BJ and quickly progresses into a full fuck right there on the floor (oral, vaginal ; she jerks him to a spurting cum-shot on her tummy and bush out of a spooning position). As this is going on, the bartender, Michael Morrison, bangs his barmaid, Lysa Thatcher, behind the bar whilst still continuing to serve drinks (Scene Six ; vaginal ; money-shot on her backside out of standing rear-entry). Serena puts on an excellent, cowgirl themed striptease (somewhat reminiscent of Nancy's number in the more-modern, mainstream film, "Sin City") for the assorted masses at the club while the prior two sequences unfolded. In Scene Seven, Blair Harris sneaks under the table of a bitchy, frustrated patron, the fire-crotched Lisa DeLeeuw, and begins to pleasure her, as her hubby slumps face-down at the table, passed-out drunk. Things quickly devolve into some 69'ing on the establishment's floor (...a popular place for boinking, apparently...), capping off with Lisa sucking and jerking a load out of Harris. Scene Eight features a celebratory fuck between Mike Horner and Lonnie Sanders in her apartment after having just beaten some ass together at the bar. Lonnie's petite, taut frame and wavy brown hair look stunning in juxtaposition to Horner's more manly, mustached appearance, and the oral and vaginal coupling between the two is both sensual and sexy. Sanders jerks Mike to completion on his stomach out of cowgirl to finish off both this fine sequence and also the film. Very good! Definitely worth a watch.

(Bonus-wise on the disc, there's a slideshow of screen caps from the film--some of them of poor quality--and there are some previews and advertisements.)