Adult Stars At Home 5 Review

Description
Interviews, home tours, sex.

General Impression
If you want one of these, get number 4 in the series.

The highlight of this one is the tour of Mike Horner's house. Many of the homes in this series look a lot like model homes in a condo complex, complete with standard new showroom furniture, and no personal belongings. Mike's home is different, and very cool. He shares his home with a Russian woman (she's not shown), and the two of them have integrated a happy jumble of kitsch and collectibles. We've got a souvenir Mexican tapestry, a 30's print of an Indian in a canoe, A Kilimt print, country-style wooden heart-shaped welcome plaque and fridge magnet goose, an aquarium, kilim rugs, cherubs, religious knick-knacks, a plush penguin, large fringed lampshades, busy potholders, and all kinds of other things. A shiny ceramic fireman and his dalmation sit next to a hand-carved and painted Indonesian mask, part of his collection of masks from all over the world. Nearby are little plastic things (or maybe candles) of Minnie Mouse and (I'm guessing here) Miss Piggy. It's busy, jumbled, relaxed and happy, and he and his woman have clearly (and intimately) accomodated each other's quirks without fuss. Character a-plenty, the elegant next to the tacky, a nice peek into a home that's really lived in.

If you want to know about the sex, it's just average. And some of the girls in this one have a habit of giggling about every 2.5 seconds. You say hi, they giggle. They giggle discussing the room temperature. They giggle when there's nothing to giggle at. None of the males (porn dudes or camera guys) are giggling like that. If something funny actually happens, the girls have already been giggling at nothing, so now they have to force a harder laugh. Yick.

Scenes
Take my advice and skip the first scene. Luc and Alexandra both talk like they are doing children's tv, with those soft, careful voices trying to be soothing. When I was five it bugged me to be talked to that way. I don't like it better now. You remember when shop clerks used to be intructed to squeak "have a nice day" in a really fake sing-song voice? If you enjoyed that, this is the scene for you. The breathy voice, camera mugging, and pasted on smile get old fast. The sex is slow and careful and soft. There's anal, but you won't want to see it. The whole scene is polite, quiet, restrained, soothing, and fake; everybody's all 'happy-happy,' but Alexandra never seems turned on.

We're at Mike Horner's house, described above. Amy Stone has 'dropped by' for a visit. He goes down on her, and it looks like a turn-on, then she does a very decent spit-heavy blowjob. He's heaving and his legs are shaking. She takes off her top to show very nice medium sized natural tits with big nipples, and they work up a good bounce in cowgirl. She gets a little pink and her stomach is trembling. Doggie, a little too much camera on Mike's straining face and neck. He drips sweat down onto her in mish, cums on her stomach. A good time was had by all.

Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome show us their apartment. They are a cute couple, showing us their wedding photo -- Vegas backdrop of cartoon cupids, framed with roses and gold. They could be your neighbors, and they have sex like your neighbors do. Cute.

Holly Hollywood joins us for a tour of Randy Spears' rather ordinary house. It's an okay peek into his living situation, but the two of them spend most of their time making lame sex talk, pretending to have a one-track mind, with Holly lifting her skirt here and there, cooing and chirping, showing the emotional maturity of a six-year old. Not really enlightening about anybody's home life or character, just filming average porn here. She's going to do a nice blowjob, some rehearsed sounding dialogue in mish, squeal, squirt, and then the money shot.

Extras
Behind the Scenes (nothing special), previews, bios, photo gallery.

Summary
Unless you are hot to see the interior of Mike Horner's house, get Adult Stars at Home 4 instead.

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