Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/9/2006

Well fans I took time out to check out a feature, yes a feature!! With the upcoming XRCO's I saw this title in the nominations and I hadn't checked it out yet and I was curious as I'm a fan of Stormy, Jessica's and I saw a few other's in here I love such as Kinzie, Rita, Taryn, and Katja. Jonathan Morgan has carved out quite a career as director and seeing him take on the horror genre in a spoof kind of way was also intriguing. I gave up counting how many horror films they were spoofing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Friday the 13th, Halloween, I mean they went all out. A few reviews have already covered this title pretty good so I just wanted to add from a gonzo fan's point of view I still found things to get off on. The POV stuff with Jessica and Eric was pretty hot and her dirty talk really added to that scene. Stormy I just love this woman's body and anytime I can see her naked I'm definitely down with that and she's got one good scene in a van also sharing the screen with Vodoo, Tommy Gunn and Jessica and later on Stormy does the nasty outdoors and at night with Eric who was fresh off fucking Jessica so while he played a geek type character he ends up boning the two hottest girls back to back and even afterwards there's some fun in a hotel room with Keri Sable so Eric you DA Man! Randy Spears also had some really funny lines in this playing the country sheriff and besides being a solid performer Randy can deliver a line as he does on a few occasions in this flick. The flow of the movie I thought was pretty good, the acting was pretty good for porn acting I guess and you have a lot of the action taking place at night so lighting wasn't always the best but the mood and vibe fit the darker lighting at least in my eyes. It was funny at the end how Stormy proved to be not such the dumb blond and Eric runs through the various scenarios and Stormy lets him know he's on the right track just as she's about to kill him and her disfigured daddy comes in to help and of course the bumbling Sheriff comes to save the day. Anyway so far as comedy/ horror porn movies go this was a very good flick I thought and for fans of porn who do want a little story in between dick assaults this one is well worth picking up and the extras for this one are just amazing. You have lots of bonus sex, a lengthy behind the scenes and I had quite the chuckle watching the girls audition for the role of Megan that eventually went to Jessica Drake. You had quite the list of girls come in and read for this. Anyway this is well worth picking up if you're a feature porn fan who likes a little comedy and horror sprinkled in.