Ultimate Lover Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/8/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX. Equal parts "Short Circuit" and "Frankenstein", mixed together with a splah of classic 80's, sci-fi comedy a la "Weird Science", this flick truly delivers the goods when it comes to both its plot and also its watchability. Indeed, it is funny, clever, engrossing, and well suited to taking in in a single sitting...all as a "true" film in and of itself. The acting is strong, and the pacing is handled impeccably throughout. Likewise, the sets and settings are realistic and have been well-chosen to fit the goings-on. In terms of the sex, multiple scenes are presented, a good deal of which include either Nina and/or Tracey, both of whom are in their primes and looking absolutely great. Also brought into play are the likes of the stunning blonde of the day, Amber Lynn, and other well-known performers like Robin Cannes. Not only is the fucking that they all generate quite hot (...and it is...), but it complements the storyline perfectly as it unfolds, going hand-in-hand with every twist and turn and adding value to the work as a whole. To illustrate, Nina has a scene in which she and Tracey are doing "research" (in the name of science, of course, right?) that ultimately boils down to Nina riding the wisecracking Ron Jeremy and barking out scientific data to Adams, as she fucks away...essentially unfazed by the fact that she has a 9+ inch cock inside of her. And that, quite frankly, is but one of many sexy and hilarious moments to be found spattered throughout this fine release. From start to finish, this one really brings home the bacon, and anyone who loves the lighthearted fare of the 80's and/or classic features is doing him- or herself a disservice by not seeing it. The only shame is that the "Part Two" that they reference at the end doesn't seem to have ever been made. Regardless, this film is excellent, and it is wholly worthy. Check it out! Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!