Reviews of Jon Martin Movies with Trailers (29)
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chaney
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Max Schenk
Release date: 7/18/2015
Previews: Previews
Hitler Sucks (Gourmet Video Collection) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2016:
It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa Lake, Jon Martin, David Morris, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Ken Scudder, Kandi Barbour, Candida Royalle, Karen Penzell, Linda Smith, Jonathon Younger, Tony Grant, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Chris Warfield
Release date: 2/10/2015
Previews: Previews
Champagne for Breakfast review summaries:
fu_q's
Emboldened by a female colleague's wanton activities, a newly-minted, cosmetic industry Vice President, the stunning legend, Lesllie Bovee, embarks upon a quest of sexual exploration and gratification around her home base of San Francisco. Given her rising station in life, she's in need of a trustworthy bodyguard to keep her safe, which she finds in the down-on-his-luck smooth-talker and former Navy boxer, John Leslie, who pretends to be gay to get the job. Of course, John's charade, coupled with both of their prurient proclivities, results in a powder keg that's simply bound to explode...in all manner of fucking. Such is the case in "Champagne for Breakfast", a very good, 1980 release from Chris Warfield and re-mastered by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
review from 1/30/2019:
Emboldened by a female colleague's wanton activities, a newly-minted, cosmetic industry Vice President, the stunning legend, Lesllie Bovee, embarks upon a quest of sexual exploration and gratification around her home base of San Francisco. Given her rising station in life, she's in need of a trustworthy bodyguard to keep her safe, which she finds in the down-on-his-luck smooth-talker and former Navy boxer, John Leslie, who pretends to be gay to get the job. Of course, John's charade, coupled with both of their prurient proclivities, results in a powder keg that's simply bound to explode...in all manner of fucking. Such is the case in "Champagne for Breakfast", a very good, 1980 release from Chris Warfield and re-mastered by Vinegar Syndrome. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Joey Silvera, Lois Ayres, Patti Petite, Jon Martin, Alexis Madison, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Dallas Houston
Release date: 10/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Untamed Passions review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released UNTAMED PASSIONS (1987) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review. [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2009:
VCX has re-released UNTAMED PASSIONS (1987) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tom Byron, Eric Edwards, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, Honey Wilder, Herschel Savage, Laura Lazare, Jesse Adams, Janey Robbins
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 9/9/2009
Previews: Previews
Private Moments (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
Tryvek's
PRIVATE MOMENTS is a Cal Vista Classic re-release of the 1983 video version. Menus and extras have been added. There are at least 5 other videos (and a series) with the same title, many all-girl or gonzo. This release is a feature.
review from 10/3/2009:
PRIVATE MOMENTS is a Cal Vista Classic re-release of the 1983 video version. Menus and extras have been added. There are at least 5 other videos (and a series) with the same title, many all-girl or gonzo. This release is a feature.
It's about three housewives Laura Lazare, Honey Wilder and Janey Robbins who day dream about having sex with the other husbands, three lawyers played by Eric Edwards, Hershel Savage and Jon Martin plus at men they come in contact with. Tom Byron for one. Directed by Robert McCallum, PRIVATE MOMENTS is a XXX comedy.
[read the full review]T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released PRIVATE MOMENTS (1983) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. *** 1/2---Worth $15 [read the full review]
review from 10/3/2009:
VCX has re-released PRIVATE MOMENTS (1983) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. *** 1/2---Worth $15 [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Krista Lane, Ashley Welles, Gail Sterling, Nikki Knight
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 11/25/2008
Previews: Previews
Grind (CalVista) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2009:
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Jon Martin, Sheri St. Clair, Lili Marlene
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 11/18/2008
Previews: Previews
Perfect Partners (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released PERFECT PARTNERS (1986, Cal Vista Video) in its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/14/2009:
VCX has re-released PERFECT PARTNERS (1986, Cal Vista Video) in its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Jon Martin, Sheri St. Clair, Lili Marlene, Patty Clark
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 11/18/2008
Previews: Previews
Please Don't Stop (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released PLEASE DON'T STOP IT'S NEVER ENOUGH (1986, Cal Vista Video) as part of its Cal Vista classic DVD series, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2009:
VCX has re-released PLEASE DON'T STOP IT'S NEVER ENOUGH (1986, Cal Vista Video) as part of its Cal Vista classic DVD series, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Carol Titian, Tiffany DuPonte
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Jerry Ross
Release date: 8/2/2008
Previews: Previews
Original Sex Academy, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 7/17/2018:
The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Don Fernando, Erica Boyer, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Shone Taylor, Erica Idol, Rita Ricardo, Kari Foxx, Nikki Knight
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Charles De Santos
Release date: 12/12/2007
Previews: Previews
Barbara Dare's Affairs review summaries:
fu_q's
Proving that you sometimes have to give some head to get ahead, Shanna McCullough uses her beauty and sexual prowess to make her way in the cut-throat, corporate world. Unfortunately for her, this includes mixing herself up in a high-end, pay-for-sex ring run after-hours out of her office that quickly jeopardizes her legit career. Such is the case in "Barbara Dare's Affairs" (a.k.a. "Corporate Affairs"), a very good, 1986 release from Gourmet Video and director Carlos DeSantos. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2016:
Proving that you sometimes have to give some head to get ahead, Shanna McCullough uses her beauty and sexual prowess to make her way in the cut-throat, corporate world. Unfortunately for her, this includes mixing herself up in a high-end, pay-for-sex ring run after-hours out of her office that quickly jeopardizes her legit career. Such is the case in "Barbara Dare's Affairs" (a.k.a. "Corporate Affairs"), a very good, 1986 release from Gourmet Video and director Carlos DeSantos. [read the full review]
Indecent Pleasures review summaries:
fu_q's
A frustrated, young housewife, the lovely Jesie St. James, finds her inhibitions quickly eroding away when she befriends the neighbor's daughter, Laurie Smith, who also works as a dancer and a prostitute at a local sex club. Of course, it doesn't help matters that Jesie's philandering hubby, Jon Martin, treats her like shit, ignores her sexually, and goes away on "business" far too frequently. So, when she encounters the club and all of its various trappings, a sexual powder keg is set to blow...and that's exactly what it does. Such is the case in "Indecent Pleasures", an overall-good, 1984 release from Caballero and director Phillip Gem. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2017:
A frustrated, young housewife, the lovely Jesie St. James, finds her inhibitions quickly eroding away when she befriends the neighbor's daughter, Laurie Smith, who also works as a dancer and a prostitute at a local sex club. Of course, it doesn't help matters that Jesie's philandering hubby, Jon Martin, treats her like shit, ignores her sexually, and goes away on "business" far too frequently. So, when she encounters the club and all of its various trappings, a sexual powder keg is set to blow...and that's exactly what it does. Such is the case in "Indecent Pleasures", an overall-good, 1984 release from Caballero and director Phillip Gem. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Don Fernando, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Viper, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chainy
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Max Schenk
Release date: 9/14/2006
Previews: Previews
Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The review summaries:
fu_q's
When just about every notorious outlaw of the day shows up by chance at her isolated, country farm, the young, adventure-seeking redhead, Shanna McCullough, does everything short of fucking them to get them to take her with them. (...Just kidding! She does that, too...) Such is the case in "The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde", a decent, 1988 release from Gourmet Video and director Max Schenk. [read the full review]
review from 2/21/2017:
When just about every notorious outlaw of the day shows up by chance at her isolated, country farm, the young, adventure-seeking redhead, Shanna McCullough, does everything short of fucking them to get them to take her with them. (...Just kidding! She does that, too...) Such is the case in "The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde", a decent, 1988 release from Gourmet Video and director Max Schenk. [read the full review]
Love Secrets (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
John Seeman and his wife, Tracy O'Neil, have been lying to one another for years, pretending to be something that they're not, particularly as it pertains to their sexual desires. Indeed, each has decided that the other is solely interested in a "saint", while they're both secretly yearning to be sinners. When--and how--the sexual dam that holds back their wants and needs will ultimately break is anyone's guess, but one thing is for certain: break it will. Such is the case in "Love Secrets", a decent, 1976 release from VCX and Gerald Graystone. [read the full review]
review from 6/9/2016:
John Seeman and his wife, Tracy O'Neil, have been lying to one another for years, pretending to be something that they're not, particularly as it pertains to their sexual desires. Indeed, each has decided that the other is solely interested in a "saint", while they're both secretly yearning to be sinners. When--and how--the sexual dam that holds back their wants and needs will ultimately break is anyone's guess, but one thing is for certain: break it will. Such is the case in "Love Secrets", a decent, 1976 release from VCX and Gerald Graystone. [read the full review]
Untamed, The (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
A beautiful, middle-aged writer (Kay Parker) plays with fire when she sets out to interview a well-known, down-and-dirty private investigator (Paul Thomas) and ends up getting herself oh so sweetly burned in "The Untamed". A very good, 1979 release from director Ramsey Karson and VCX, this production consists of five steamy sexual encounters recounted by Thomas as part of an interview, all of which lead up to the ultimate seduction of his enchanting questioner at his apartment. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
A beautiful, middle-aged writer (Kay Parker) plays with fire when she sets out to interview a well-known, down-and-dirty private investigator (Paul Thomas) and ends up getting herself oh so sweetly burned in "The Untamed". A very good, 1979 release from director Ramsey Karson and VCX, this production consists of five steamy sexual encounters recounted by Thomas as part of an interview, all of which lead up to the ultimate seduction of his enchanting questioner at his apartment. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Dale Meador, Michael Johnson, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 3/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Memphis Cathouse Blues review summaries:
fu_q's
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2017:
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
Jayo's
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2013:
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Carl Regal, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Samantha Morgan, Lori Blue, Lola Dunmore, Turk Lydon, Tamara Morgan, Chrissy Petersen, Carl Regan, Casey Winters, Elaine Wells, George Adler, Debbie Sloan, Sarah Butterfield, Barbara Burk, Kathy Graves, Lucy McDonald, Laurie Peters, Audrey Hale, Cindy Scott, Karen Shea
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joanna Williams
Release date: 2/8/2005
Previews: Previews
Little Girls Blue 1 review summaries:
fu_q's
The students want to fuck the teachers, and the teachers want to fuck the students, and--be it in fantasy or in reality--when the stars align and it happens, it's nothing short of magical. Such is the case in "Little Girls Blue", a very good, 1977 release from VCX and director Joanna Williams. [read the full review]
review from 7/5/2016:
The students want to fuck the teachers, and the teachers want to fuck the students, and--be it in fantasy or in reality--when the stars align and it happens, it's nothing short of magical. Such is the case in "Little Girls Blue", a very good, 1977 release from VCX and director Joanna Williams. [read the full review]
Flash's
Little Girls Blue is an incredibly fun classic adult film. The sex scenes are very well done and while there isn't much to the story, the film doesn't ever fail to entertain. The film is lighthearted and the cast does a great job with their roles. VCX hasn't done the most amazing job with this release but has done a better job than they usually do. [read the full review]
review from 4/24/2016:
Little Girls Blue is an incredibly fun classic adult film. The sex scenes are very well done and while there isn't much to the story, the film doesn't ever fail to entertain. The film is lighthearted and the cast does a great job with their roles. VCX hasn't done the most amazing job with this release but has done a better job than they usually do. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Nikki, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Tracey Adams, Nikki Randall, Kimi Gee, Eric Edwards, Rachel Ashley, Harry Reems, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Alexis Greco, Robin Cannes, Herschel Savage
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Release date: 12/24/2004
Previews: Previews
Ultimate Lover review summaries:
fu_q's
Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX. [read the full review]
review from 6/8/2017:
Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX. [read the full review]
Rick L. Blalock's
Finding their male partners to be less than perfect, two girls design a sexually superior man in the form of an android who can more than satisfy every women's desire. But they made him just a little too perfect unleashing a Frankenstein Monster of sexual frenzy on the world. Well plotted with red hot sex scenes and outstanding acting. Ultimate Lover is the ultimate sex film. [read the full review]
review from 6/16/2016:
Finding their male partners to be less than perfect, two girls design a sexually superior man in the form of an android who can more than satisfy every women's desire. But they made him just a little too perfect unleashing a Frankenstein Monster of sexual frenzy on the world. Well plotted with red hot sex scenes and outstanding acting. Ultimate Lover is the ultimate sex film. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Female Athletes review summaries:
Saki's
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2004:
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Merle Michaels, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Marc Stevens, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Terri Hall, Tyler Reynolds, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Eileen Wells, K. Devin, Sandy Pinney, Suzanne Mcbaine, Tina Louis, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Release date: 11/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Raincoat Crowd, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Ray Wells, Tyler Reynolds, Kent Hall, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Jeff Lyle, Ebenezer K. Bartholomu
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Release date: 11/4/2003
Previews: Previews
Spirit Of Seventy Sex review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2016:
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mai Lin, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Becky Savage, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Brooke Bennett, Angel Burgeon, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Collector's Video
Directed by: Joe Sherman
Release date: 5/20/2003
Previews: Previews
Blonde Next Door, The (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
After leaving her unfulfilling married life behind, a chance encounter with a low-end salesman, played by Ron Jeremy, has the innocent blonde beauty Danielle and, more so, her pheromone-laced squirt thrust into the spotlight, as Jeremy turns her irresistible love juice into a widely-renowned cologne. Such is the case in "The Blonde Next Door", a very good, 1982 release from Joe Sherman and VCX. [read the full review]
review from 4/23/2016:
After leaving her unfulfilling married life behind, a chance encounter with a low-end salesman, played by Ron Jeremy, has the innocent blonde beauty Danielle and, more so, her pheromone-laced squirt thrust into the spotlight, as Jeremy turns her irresistible love juice into a widely-renowned cologne. Such is the case in "The Blonde Next Door", a very good, 1982 release from Joe Sherman and VCX. [read the full review]
Talk Dirty To Me 5 review summaries:
fu_q's
Despite a bad case of amnesia, pussy and sex still manage to gravitate toward John Leslie (reprising his role as the smooth-talking, hard-fucking "Jack"), even if it's in a hospital environment and it involves his nurse. Of course, along the way, his antics, demeanor, and the erotically-charged atmosphere that they invoke also wind up unwittingly saving everyone else from their own sexual problems and hang-ups, as well. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 5", an overall-good, 1987 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 8/25/2017:
Despite a bad case of amnesia, pussy and sex still manage to gravitate toward John Leslie (reprising his role as the smooth-talking, hard-fucking "Jack"), even if it's in a hospital environment and it involves his nurse. Of course, along the way, his antics, demeanor, and the erotically-charged atmosphere that they invoke also wind up unwittingly saving everyone else from their own sexual problems and hang-ups, as well. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 5", an overall-good, 1987 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, Kevin James, John Seeman, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Debby Damboise, Shirley Duke, Barbara Klouds, Sharon McIntyre, Tamera Morgan, Ken Cotton, Chris Peterson, Herschel Savage, Carl Regal, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Kristine Heller, Samantha Morgan, Lori Blue, Casey Winters, Elaine Wells, Bill Buck, Kathleen Kristel, Debbie Sloan, Sarah Butterfield, Barbara Burk, Kathy Graves, Lucy McDonald, Laurie Peters, Audrey Hale, Cindy Scott, Karen Shea, Carl Lincoln, Dusty Dreams, Lisa Waller, Linda Filler, Maggie Sinclair, Trisha Ingle, Michael James, Donna Ruberman, Shirly Duke, George Alder, Dora Manson
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joanna Williams
Release date: 3/19/2001
Previews: Previews
Girls In Blue 1 & 2 review summaries:
Flash's
Although it is unfortunate that both films have been cut and the picture quality in the first one is questionable, these are still two very well done films. If you are a fan of the classics, of either of these films, of school girl or summer camp themed movies you probably want to pick this disc up since this is probably the best treatment these films are going to get on DVD and since the packaging states that they are limited editions. Otherwise, I would avoid this title. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2002:
Although it is unfortunate that both films have been cut and the picture quality in the first one is questionable, these are still two very well done films. If you are a fan of the classics, of either of these films, of school girl or summer camp themed movies you probably want to pick this disc up since this is probably the best treatment these films are going to get on DVD and since the packaging states that they are limited editions. Otherwise, I would avoid this title. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Don Fernando, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Mike Ranger, Rhonda Jo Petty, Turk Lyon, Ray Wells, Connie Peterson, Laurien Dominique, Cris Cassidy, Candida Royalle, Mimi Zuber, John Raymond, Fred Runyan
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 11/28/2000
Previews: Previews
Hot Rackets review summaries:
fu_q's
The "frigid", brunette legend, Candida Royalle, goes to investigate when her husband, Jon Martin, is spending far too much of his time at the local, members-only tennis club and far too little of it with her. Of course, what she finds is that the club is predominantly a horny haven for husbands and ho's, whose focus is distinctly more on fucking than it is on fuzzy balls and rackets. Whether Candida will get totally pissed off by her discovery or merely succumb to the club's various sexual trappings becomes the pressing question of the day. Such is the case in "Hot Rackets", an exceptional, 1979 release from Cal Vista and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2016:
The "frigid", brunette legend, Candida Royalle, goes to investigate when her husband, Jon Martin, is spending far too much of his time at the local, members-only tennis club and far too little of it with her. Of course, what she finds is that the club is predominantly a horny haven for husbands and ho's, whose focus is distinctly more on fucking than it is on fuzzy balls and rackets. Whether Candida will get totally pissed off by her discovery or merely succumb to the club's various sexual trappings becomes the pressing question of the day. Such is the case in "Hot Rackets", an exceptional, 1979 release from Cal Vista and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
Flash's
Unfortunately they don't make films like this today, with as much work going into the non-sex portions as the sexual portions fans of the classics and fans of adult films with a plot will find this to be one they'll want to pick up for their collection. Viewers that require nasty sex or long sex scenes may not find this film to their liking but for everyone else, this is definitely one you should rent, if not just purchase. This film is also perfectly acceptable for couples to watch. [read the full review]
review from 4/28/2003:
Unfortunately they don't make films like this today, with as much work going into the non-sex portions as the sexual portions fans of the classics and fans of adult films with a plot will find this to be one they'll want to pick up for their collection. Viewers that require nasty sex or long sex scenes may not find this film to their liking but for everyone else, this is definitely one you should rent, if not just purchase. This film is also perfectly acceptable for couples to watch. [read the full review]
Black Coffee's
Directed by Robert McCallum 1979 Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes 38 seconds Truly a classic adult film. That it is a product of the seventies is clear from the opening credits where the screen is broken into four parts with a tennis ball in the middle. Over the tennis ball are displayed the names of the cast and primary crew, and the four screens play various clips from the film whetting the viewers appetite and preparing them for what is about to come. It all starts when Herb Adler (John Martin) wakes up and rolls over to his nude wife, Liz (Candida Royalle). He begins to grope her and tries to arouse her, but she will have none of it. Through an angry exchange on Herb's part, we find out that this is their usual behavior. Herb claims she is frigid. She does not deny this, and Herb storms off to get a shower. In the shower, the maid Sally (Chris Cassidy) expresses her sympathy for Herb. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2001:
Directed by Robert McCallum 1979 Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes 38 seconds Truly a classic adult film. That it is a product of the seventies is clear from the opening credits where the screen is broken into four parts with a tennis ball in the middle. Over the tennis ball are displayed the names of the cast and primary crew, and the four screens play various clips from the film whetting the viewers appetite and preparing them for what is about to come. It all starts when Herb Adler (John Martin) wakes up and rolls over to his nude wife, Liz (Candida Royalle). He begins to grope her and tries to arouse her, but she will have none of it. Through an angry exchange on Herb's part, we find out that this is their usual behavior. Herb claims she is frigid. She does not deny this, and Herb storms off to get a shower. In the shower, the maid Sally (Chris Cassidy) expresses her sympathy for Herb. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, John Holmes, Jon Martin, Linda Wong, Bonnie Holiday, Jessica Temple-Smith, Paula Wain, Steve Balint, Yvonne Green, Jimi Lee, Daniel Husong, Mark Ross, Jon Gimbel, Elliot Lewis
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 7/31/2000
Previews: Previews
Jade Pussycat, The review summaries:
fu_q's
John Holmes is at it again as his cooler-than-you, private investigator persona, "Johnny Wadd", in "The Jade Pussycat", a very good, 1977 release from Bob Chinn and I-Candy. This time around, Holmes has been employed by the sister of a low-rent thief, Jon Martin, to find him after he goes missing upon stealing a near-priceless artifact, the Pussycat. As it turns out, it's the criminal Linda Wong and her gang of Chinese thugs who are behind the kidnapping, and what ensues is an old-school, P.I. adventure reminiscent of mainstream stories of its era...but served up with a heaping helping of Holmes' mammoth meat and good ole-fashioned fucking. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2016:
John Holmes is at it again as his cooler-than-you, private investigator persona, "Johnny Wadd", in "The Jade Pussycat", a very good, 1977 release from Bob Chinn and I-Candy. This time around, Holmes has been employed by the sister of a low-rent thief, Jon Martin, to find him after he goes missing upon stealing a near-priceless artifact, the Pussycat. As it turns out, it's the criminal Linda Wong and her gang of Chinese thugs who are behind the kidnapping, and what ensues is an old-school, P.I. adventure reminiscent of mainstream stories of its era...but served up with a heaping helping of Holmes' mammoth meat and good ole-fashioned fucking. [read the full review]
Flash's
The Jade Pussycat is a great adult film to come out of the seventies and one of the best entries in the Johnny Wadd film series. The film has a great combination of sex and story that makes for a excellent finished product. I-Candy's release features a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2014:
The Jade Pussycat is a great adult film to come out of the seventies and one of the best entries in the Johnny Wadd film series. The film has a great combination of sex and story that makes for a excellent finished product. I-Candy's release features a decent presentation of the film. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Holmes, Seka, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Dorothy LeMay, James Price, Fatima Hamoud, Crimson Rose, Carl Adams, Charles Scott, Peter Kenyatta, Phaery I. Burd
Studio: I-Candy
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Release date: 7/31/2000
Previews: Previews
Blonde Fire review summaries:
fu_q's
It's all about the chicanery, the subterfuge, and the sex (...and not necessarily in that order...) when everyone's favorite porno action hero, John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), is put to the task of purchasing and bringing home safely an extraordinarily rare and expensive South African diamond. Of course, no one is to be trusted in this endeavor and just about everyone is--and turns out to be--a potential threat. Such is the case in I-Candy's "Blonde Fire", a very good, 1979 release from director Bob Chinn that features Holmes in yet another, acting-heavy, protagonist-type role that finds him again as the suave, cool-under-pressure, up-to-the-challenge hero. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2016:
It's all about the chicanery, the subterfuge, and the sex (...and not necessarily in that order...) when everyone's favorite porno action hero, John Holmes (as Johnny Wadd), is put to the task of purchasing and bringing home safely an extraordinarily rare and expensive South African diamond. Of course, no one is to be trusted in this endeavor and just about everyone is--and turns out to be--a potential threat. Such is the case in I-Candy's "Blonde Fire", a very good, 1979 release from director Bob Chinn that features Holmes in yet another, acting-heavy, protagonist-type role that finds him again as the suave, cool-under-pressure, up-to-the-challenge hero. [read the full review]
Flash's
Blonde Fire is the final film in the Johnny Wadd film series that Bob Chinn had any involvement with. Blone Fire isn't the greatest film in the series and I wish that the series had a stronger film to end with. That aside, the film is enjoyable and has a decent plot and some enjoyable sex scenes. I-Candy's transfer for the film is disappointing. [read the full review]
review from 7/26/2014:
Blonde Fire is the final film in the Johnny Wadd film series that Bob Chinn had any involvement with. Blone Fire isn't the greatest film in the series and I wish that the series had a stronger film to end with. That aside, the film is enjoyable and has a decent plot and some enjoyable sex scenes. I-Candy's transfer for the film is disappointing. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 5/29/2000
Previews: Previews
Centerspread Girls (Caballero) review summaries:
andyblake's
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
review from 10/23/2004:
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
review from 8/10/2000:
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Mai Lin, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Jon Martin, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Herschel Savage, Pat Manning, Nicole Black, Brooke West, Lee Carroll
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Amanda By Night review summaries:
All reviews of Amanda By Night
fu_q's
A simple call from a shady and manipulative ex-lover, Jamie Gillis, for a pair of hookers to service a high-end client goes horribly wrong for a madam with a heart of gold, Veronica Hart, when one of the two ladies meets her untimely demise in a swimming pool whilst on the job. Quickly, and despite trying to get out of the skin trade, Veronica finds herself buried deeper and deeper in a high stakes game of drugs, sex, and murder that can end in only one of two ways for the unsuspecting young woman...and only one of them is good. Such is the case in "Amanda By Night", a phenomenal, 1981 release from Caballero and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2016:
A simple call from a shady and manipulative ex-lover, Jamie Gillis, for a pair of hookers to service a high-end client goes horribly wrong for a madam with a heart of gold, Veronica Hart, when one of the two ladies meets her untimely demise in a swimming pool whilst on the job. Quickly, and despite trying to get out of the skin trade, Veronica finds herself buried deeper and deeper in a high stakes game of drugs, sex, and murder that can end in only one of two ways for the unsuspecting young woman...and only one of them is good. Such is the case in "Amanda By Night", a phenomenal, 1981 release from Caballero and director Robert McCallum. [read the full review]
classix comment's
One of the best American hardcore films ever made (by director Gary Graver) has been given a TERRIBLE DVD release by Caballero. A true genre masterpiece which features masterful performances from Veronica Hart, Richard Bolla, and especially Lisa DeLeeuw and Samantha Fox. A superior film in every respect which deserves a lot more than it has gotten on DVD. For that reason, pay more and get an old VHS. [read the full review]
review from 5/13/2007:
One of the best American hardcore films ever made (by director Gary Graver) has been given a TERRIBLE DVD release by Caballero. A true genre masterpiece which features masterful performances from Veronica Hart, Richard Bolla, and especially Lisa DeLeeuw and Samantha Fox. A superior film in every respect which deserves a lot more than it has gotten on DVD. For that reason, pay more and get an old VHS. [read the full review]
andyblake's
Here is a Harold Lime/Robert McCallum classic from 1982 that is still famous over 20 years later. It won six adult film critic awards, including best picture. Because it was filmed near the end of the "golden age," there aren't quite as many exterior shots as there would have been in movies a few years older. The plot involves a madam named Amanda (Veronica Hart) who, as a favor to her former pimp and lover (Jamie Gillis), sets up an S & M session for a local politician. The girls that she sends for this session (Lisa de Leeuw and Samantha Fox) are later found dead. R. Bolla plays the straight-arrow homicide detective trying to solve the case, without much help from Amanda. To make matters worse, there's a corrupt vice squad cop (Ron Jeremy) who is constantly getting in the way. By today's standards, this is couples' fare, with relatively short sex scenes, and loads of plot. It's so good-hearted, it could almost be on the Family Channel. Veronica Hart gets to over-act and ham it up ridiculously. It's a good movie, but a poor DVD. [read the full review]
review from 3/7/2003:
Here is a Harold Lime/Robert McCallum classic from 1982 that is still famous over 20 years later. It won six adult film critic awards, including best picture. Because it was filmed near the end of the "golden age," there aren't quite as many exterior shots as there would have been in movies a few years older. The plot involves a madam named Amanda (Veronica Hart) who, as a favor to her former pimp and lover (Jamie Gillis), sets up an S & M session for a local politician. The girls that she sends for this session (Lisa de Leeuw and Samantha Fox) are later found dead. R. Bolla plays the straight-arrow homicide detective trying to solve the case, without much help from Amanda. To make matters worse, there's a corrupt vice squad cop (Ron Jeremy) who is constantly getting in the way. By today's standards, this is couples' fare, with relatively short sex scenes, and loads of plot. It's so good-hearted, it could almost be on the Family Channel. Veronica Hart gets to over-act and ham it up ridiculously. It's a good movie, but a poor DVD. [read the full review]
Nurses of the 407 review summaries:
All reviews of Nurses of the 407
fu_q's
It's the Korean War, times are difficult, and nothing passes the days better for a bored and homesick set of doctors and nurses at a medical camp than a slew of practical jokes and a hefty dose of pervy high-jinks. Such is the case in "Nurses of the 407", an exceptional, 1982 release from I-Candy and director Tony Kendrick. [read the full review]
review from 6/4/2016:
It's the Korean War, times are difficult, and nothing passes the days better for a bored and homesick set of doctors and nurses at a medical camp than a slew of practical jokes and a hefty dose of pervy high-jinks. Such is the case in "Nurses of the 407", an exceptional, 1982 release from I-Candy and director Tony Kendrick. [read the full review]
Corey Thomas'
"Nurses of the 407", a film from the Golden Age of Yesteryear is really not that great of a film, but worth getting for the audio commentary alone (I actually recommend watching the film with the commentary over watching it without). [read the full review]
review from 11/21/2015:
"Nurses of the 407", a film from the Golden Age of Yesteryear is really not that great of a film, but worth getting for the audio commentary alone (I actually recommend watching the film with the commentary over watching it without). [read the full review]
andyblake's
Here is another porn film that follows the time-honored convention of parodying a mainstream movie or television show. Shot on a soundstage in San Francisco in 1982, the movie has the look and feel of the hit seventies and early 80s TV show, M*A*S*H. In fact, the overhead footage at the beginning of the film is the same outdoor set built for the mainstream show. Paul Thomas plays the Hawkeye character, called Jaybird, and Joey Silvera plays the Radar character. The female lead, hot hips Henderson, is played by Jessie St. James, who looks remarkably like hot lips Hoolihan. St. James does a remarkable acting job, and even seems to have some of Loretta Swits style and mannerisms. Unfortunately, this films close similarity to the show it is parodying is about the only thing it has going for it. The sex scenes are brief, a couple of them lack money shots, the women are average in the looks department, and the script is lame. [read the full review]
review from 1/4/2002:
Here is another porn film that follows the time-honored convention of parodying a mainstream movie or television show. Shot on a soundstage in San Francisco in 1982, the movie has the look and feel of the hit seventies and early 80s TV show, M*A*S*H. In fact, the overhead footage at the beginning of the film is the same outdoor set built for the mainstream show. Paul Thomas plays the Hawkeye character, called Jaybird, and Joey Silvera plays the Radar character. The female lead, hot hips Henderson, is played by Jessie St. James, who looks remarkably like hot lips Hoolihan. St. James does a remarkable acting job, and even seems to have some of Loretta Swits style and mannerisms. Unfortunately, this films close similarity to the show it is parodying is about the only thing it has going for it. The sex scenes are brief, a couple of them lack money shots, the women are average in the looks department, and the script is lame. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Tianna, Eric Price, Mike Horner, Victoria Paris, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Keisha, Marc Wallice, Lynn Lemay, Tracey Adams, Rachel Ryan, Fefe, Don Fernando, Tami Monroe, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Fifi Bardot, Vicki Blair, Gene Carrera, Priscilla Love
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Pretty Peaches 3: The Quest (VCA) review summaries:
All reviews of Pretty Peaches 3: The Quest (VCA)
fu_q's
Distraught over dirty dreams, an innocent, God-fearing, young woman named Peaches (played by the big-busted brunette legend, Keisha) embarks upon a journey of self- (and sexual-) exploration that takes her on one hell of a wild (...and often awkward...) ride. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches 3", a very good, 1989 release from acclaimed director, Alex deRenzy, and VCA. [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2017:
Distraught over dirty dreams, an innocent, God-fearing, young woman named Peaches (played by the big-busted brunette legend, Keisha) embarks upon a journey of self- (and sexual-) exploration that takes her on one hell of a wild (...and often awkward...) ride. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches 3", a very good, 1989 release from acclaimed director, Alex deRenzy, and VCA. [read the full review]
Principal Skinner's
Directed by Alex De Renzy, "Pretty Peaches 3" garnered much in the way of critical and popular acclaim when it was first released back in 1989. Now, over a decade later, the video holds up only middlingly well despite it's "classic' status. I am not at all sure if today's "XXX-Generation" (those who maintain a steady diet of Max Hardcore and Sodomania) videos will have the patience for it. Shot on film, the DVD is much sharper and has better colors than its original VHS incarnation. For an old-timer like me, it was great to see actresses like Rachel Ryan, Victoria Paris, Tianna and Keisha back in action, although their best work has yet to hit DVD.The movie follows Keisha "on a quest for spritual enlightenment," but her encounters are more physical than anything else. Despite the fashion period of that time, Keisha looks great in just about every scene she's in. However, for whatever reason, Director De Renzy has chosen to mute her sexual performance and the results are disappointing. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2000:
Directed by Alex De Renzy, "Pretty Peaches 3" garnered much in the way of critical and popular acclaim when it was first released back in 1989. Now, over a decade later, the video holds up only middlingly well despite it's "classic' status. I am not at all sure if today's "XXX-Generation" (those who maintain a steady diet of Max Hardcore and Sodomania) videos will have the patience for it. Shot on film, the DVD is much sharper and has better colors than its original VHS incarnation. For an old-timer like me, it was great to see actresses like Rachel Ryan, Victoria Paris, Tianna and Keisha back in action, although their best work has yet to hit DVD.The movie follows Keisha "on a quest for spritual enlightenment," but her encounters are more physical than anything else. Despite the fashion period of that time, Keisha looks great in just about every scene she's in. However, for whatever reason, Director De Renzy has chosen to mute her sexual performance and the results are disappointing. [read the full review]
Saki's
Pretty Peaches 3 (1989) Studio: VCA Directed by: Alex deRenzy Starring: Keisha, Lynn LeMay, Tracey Adams, Rachel Ryan, Victoria Paris, Priscilla Love, Tami Monroe, Vicki Blair, Tianna, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Eric Price, Gene Carrera, Jon Martin, Jack Baker (non-sex), and Richard Pacheco (non-sex) Running Time: 1:30 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection menu and 21-picture photo gallery The First Word: Pretty Peaches 3 is a good plot-driven, couples-oriented film from an era that didn't have very many good stories you could watch with your partner, especially ones with high production values and that were shot on film instead of video. Plot Synopsis: This movie is the story of Peaches, a young and naive virgin, trying to find answers to her confusing emotions. The film begins with Peaches (Keisha) and her friend, Sandy (Lynn LeMay), talking about Sandy's experience of letting a guy look at her "under the sheets." After Peaches' mom (Tracey Adams) runs them off to bed, Peaches has a dream of Sandy's experience. [read the full review]
review from 1/22/2000:
Pretty Peaches 3 (1989) Studio: VCA Directed by: Alex deRenzy Starring: Keisha, Lynn LeMay, Tracey Adams, Rachel Ryan, Victoria Paris, Priscilla Love, Tami Monroe, Vicki Blair, Tianna, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Eric Price, Gene Carrera, Jon Martin, Jack Baker (non-sex), and Richard Pacheco (non-sex) Running Time: 1:30 Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection menu and 21-picture photo gallery The First Word: Pretty Peaches 3 is a good plot-driven, couples-oriented film from an era that didn't have very many good stories you could watch with your partner, especially ones with high production values and that were shot on film instead of video. Plot Synopsis: This movie is the story of Peaches, a young and naive virgin, trying to find answers to her confusing emotions. The film begins with Peaches (Keisha) and her friend, Sandy (Lynn LeMay), talking about Sandy's experience of letting a guy look at her "under the sheets." After Peaches' mom (Tracey Adams) runs them off to bed, Peaches has a dream of Sandy's experience. [read the full review]