Talk Dirty To Me 5 Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  8/25/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Despite a bad case of amnesia, pussy and sex still manage to gravitate toward John Leslie (reprising his role as the smooth-talking, hard-fucking "Jack"), even if it's in a hospital environment and it involves his nurse. Of course, along the way, his antics, demeanor, and the erotically-charged atmosphere that they invoke also wind up unwittingly saving everyone else from their own sexual problems and hang-ups, as well. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty to Me 5", an overall-good, 1987 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. Featuring Leslie, a renowned X-rated thespian of porno past, alongside the lovely Shanna McCullough and the stunning Tracey Adams, it's safe to say that this film delivers fairly well in terms of both its acting and also the looks of its female cast. The sex is generally decent, as well, and the plot--while incredibly predictable--is acceptable and keeps things moving. One distinct downside to this release, however, is its use of a flashback mechanism to bring back scenes from the first installment in the series. While there's nothing wrong with this material in its own right (quite the opposite, in fact), it does come off as a somewhat lazy means of adding extra minutes to the production. Moreover, it has the effect of showing just how hot the original was, particularly in comparison to this release, and making people want to watch that film instead. Finally, the inserted material doesn't fit as seamlessly into the production as it might--having been originally shot on film--with the video quality production values of this flick. In essence, it seems thrown in and out of place. That all said, this certainly isn't a bad release, particularly when viewed in the sum total, and fans of the series, Shanna, and/or Leslie will likely get something out of it. I enjoyed it well enough. It just isn't super and could have been more.

In terms of the sex, Scene One has John Leslie's lovely, purple-clad nurse, the cute-as-a-button redhead, Shanna McCullough, bringing him a present...and then unwrapping herself for him, as well. The beautiful babe proceeds to dole out her own special kind of one-on-one care, right there in the hospital (mostly softcore, oral, vaginal--some hardcore ; no visible pop). In Scene Two, the brunette cougar and bar owner for whom John's former, "slow" sidekick, Joey Silvera, works, Ona Zee, rewards his hard work, dedication, and the fact that he chased off a rowdy customer who was getting too familiar with her. They go at it in a booth at the establishment (oral, vaginal ; cum-shot on her smooth-shaven pelvis, pussy, and tummy). Scene Three is a "flashback" to the first film in the series, in which Leslie recounts banging his blonde doctor, Cris Cassidy, in her office (oral, vaginal ; facial). In Scene Four, Shanna and John are back at it again in his hospital bed (brief vaginal), while Scene Five has a fellow patient who cries herself to sleep every night, Alexis Greco, fantasizing about a fingers-and-tongues encounter with her lingerie-clad nurse, Nikki Knight, as John prompts her. In Scene Six, Leslie recounts his seduction of the blonde stunner, Jesie St. James, in the first film (via clips) to his psychiatrist, Tracey Adams. Of course, this includes portions of their oral and vaginal romp on her bed (ejaculation on her tummy and pelvis). In Scene Seven, Shanna and John are back at it again, fucking upon his bed in yet another encounter. There's some quick oral and vaginal action here, and McCullough sucks and jerks him to a pop on her face and neck. Scene Eight finds the head doctor, Jon Martin, and his tattletale, faux-prudish nurse, Sharon Kane, getting hot and bothered by a porno that the two are watching in his office...for "research" purposes, of course. They bang it out until Martin drops a load from above on her breasts. In Scene Nine, Robert Bullock finally gets a decent crack at his stunning, though repressed, psychiatrist wife, Tracey Adams, as they go at it orally, vaginally, and via a titty-fucking (no pop)...and that's it for the sex...