Nurses of the 407 Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/4/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It's the Korean War, times are difficult, and nothing passes the days better for a bored and homesick set of doctors and nurses at a medical camp than a slew of practical jokes and a hefty dose of pervy high-jinks. Such is the case in "Nurses of the 407", an exceptional, 1982 release from I-Candy and director Tony Kendrick. Parodying the extremely popular television series of the time, MASH, this X-rated version finds Paul Thomas (as "Jay Bird") in the lead doctor/joker role and the awesome blonde legend, Jesie St. James, taking on the head nurse position (as "Hot Hips"). Both possessing excellent acting abilities, it's no wonder that this film's plot plays nearly perfectly, and its immature pranks and comical storyline follow along well with the original material, albeit from a sexual perspective. The sex is generally hot and fits seamlessly into the action, as well, making for an incredibly powerful pornographic package. Indeed, this parody is both better and more authentic than the vast majority of those released more recently and, correspondingly, it's much more enjoyable to watch. For fans of the parodies, Jesie St. James, PT, MASH, and/or the Golden Age, this flick shouldn't be missed. Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up Paul Thomas' doctor roommate, Jon Martin, and one of the nurses at the base, Tigr, in a romp that begins softcore with PT in the room but that goes hard after he leaves (oral, vaginal ; pop on her breasts, chest, and tongue). In Scene Two, a slutty, do-anything nurse, Lynx Canon, "falls for" an injured patient's, Herschel Savage's, bullshit sob stories about the risks of war and gives him a quick mercy fuck in his hospital bed (oral, vaginal ; suck-and-jerk to a spurting facial), while Scene Three finds "Hot Hips" Jesie St. James comically pleasuring herself with a dildo and a cat-o-nine-tails in her tent after getting pissed off by PT's and Jon's earlier advances. Of course, the guys are watching in on her from a strategically placed ladder above. In Scene Four, Jesie gives Herschel--who was injured further after his earlier roll in the cot with Lynx--a quick tug-job before his further advances find her slapping his cock and storming off (no pop). Scene Five has PT hooking up the nerdy Joey Silvera with Lynx Canon and Tigr back at his tent (oral, vaginal--both ladies), while--concomitantly--Karen Sweet pleasures Jesie in their shared quarters (Scene Six ; girl-girl). Again, the guys watch in from above. In Scene Seven, Paul Thomas and Jesie finally cut the sexual tension by giving into their desires in his tent, and--upon his entrance--they invite Jon into the fray, as well (oral--both, vaginal--both ; PT pops on her bum out of doggy). Scene Eight couples Joey Silvera with a fellow nerd, the big-titted, fire-crotched Kathleen Kristel, at his tent (vaginal ; cum-shot on her backside out of doggy). Hot stuff!