Hitler Sucks (Gourmet Video Collection) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  7/1/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk. Portraying a fornicating Fuhrer in something of a femmy, comical light and his gang of jerking Jerrys as a cadre of kinky imbeciles, this film actually ends up being quite good. The storyline is lighthearted and comical (if not factually incorrect in some of its historical aspects), the acting is generally watchable, and the sex is steamy...especially with the beautiful Alica Monet (RIP) onboard as a prostitute version of Eva Braun. Of course, there has to be more than simply saluting and fucking, so the filmmakers opted to not only throw in a bit of a plot twist toward the end but also interspersed a good deal of actual, black-and-white WWII footage, as well...which more or less goes along with the proceedings. The only real drawback all the way along is a technical one, in which the screen goes black for a couple of minutes at around the hour mark, then shows color bars, and then displays tracking issues from the source material (toward the top of the screen), thereafter. Fortunately, watching this flick on a computer allows one to scroll down slightly and ignore the tracking problems with little real issue. The other problems are more of a nuisance than anything else and can easily be overlooked. So, for fans of historical(ish) porn, comedies, wanking it to World War II themes, and/or the delicious Alicia Monet, this one's worthy of a look. It's certainly unique, if nothing else.

In terms of the sex, Scene One has three of the working girls at the brothel, the stunning Alicia Monet (as Eva Braun), Nikki Knight, and Megan Leigh (RIP), lezzing out with one another in a demonstration of their erotic abilities to Hitler's propaganda man, Joseph Goebbels (Long Chainy) (standard girl-girl followed by side-by-side masturbation). In Scene Two, the madam of the house, Gail Sterling, gets down to business with a pair of Nazi bigwigs, Mike Horner (as Heinrich Himmler) and Billy Dee (an extremely unlikely party member) on a hefty wooden conference table (oral--both, vaginal--both ; facial by Dee, pop on her tummy and bush by Horner). Scene Three finds Hitler (Jon Martin) tied up and spread eagle on a bed at the house, all as Nikki Knight teases him relentlessly (...and perfectly...). Ultimately, she lets him loose, the two go at it (oral, vaginal, titty-fuck ; cum-shot on her back out of doggy). Part-way through, Billy Dee trots in with Megan Leigh, and a flesh-on-flesh cluster-fuck follows. Dee ends up getting oral from Knights and going balls-deep in Leigh's pussy (pop on her bush). In Scene Four, Mike Horner (Himmler) coaxes Aicia Monet (Eva Braun) to act out some of his incestuous past with his similarly-named sister. Within moments, Alicia's lacy, white dress is pulled aside (sans panties), and Horner's exploring and ready for action (oral, vaginal ; load on her ass and back out of standing reary-entry.) Scene Five couples Alicia Monet with Hitler himself (Jon Martin) on a sofa at the bordello, all as a nude Gail Sterling watches and lends a hand (oral--both ladies, vaginal--Monet ; cum-shot on Monet's ass out of doggy). Hot stuff!