Champagne for Breakfast Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/30/2019

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Emboldened by a female colleague's wanton activities, a newly-minted, cosmetic industry Vice President, the stunning legend, Lesllie Bovee, embarks upon a quest of sexual exploration and gratification around her home base of San Francisco. Given her rising station in life, she's in need of a trustworthy bodyguard to keep her safe, which she finds in the down-on-his-luck smooth-talker and former Navy boxer, John Leslie, who pretends to be gay to get the job. Of course, John's charade, coupled with both of their prurient proclivities, results in a powder keg that's simply bound to explode...in all manner of fucking. Such is the case in "Champagne for Breakfast", a very good, 1980 release from Chris Warfield and re-mastered by Vinegar Syndrome. Featuring a carnal cadre of the finest industry cooze of its era, including the likes of Ms. Bovee herself, Dorothy LeMay, Kay Parker, Bonnie Holiday, Sharon Kane, and Candida Royalle, this one certainly packs a punch in the looks and the fucky-fucky departments. Likewise, John Leslie and Lesllie Bovee have shown themselves to be fine and accomplished thespians throughout their careers, and they once again live up to their reputations in this film. Plot-wise, there's more than enough to sink one's teeth into, and the offerings will keep most viewers' attention throughout. Of course, the Vinegar Syndrome treatment that this flick's received also ensures a high quality, exceptional end product in the technical areas, as well. All in all, this fine, little fuck-flick o' yore is more than worthy of a watch, particularly for fans of the Golden Age, Lesllie Bovee, John Leslie, and/or nostalgic adult features. If you fall into one (or more) of those categories, do be sure to check it out. It's very good.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the boss's daughter and one of the Vice Presidents, the brunette lovely Bonnie Holiday, calling Ken Scudder into the boardroom for a reverse-#MeToo moment, as she demands that he fuck her in front of a newly-annointed, fellow VP, Lesllie Bovee. Showing off her power, Holiday whips his dick out of his pants and forces him to please her orally and vaginally upon the table. This quickie fuck ends with Bonnie sucking and jerking Scudder to a facial. In Scene Two, the smooth-talking John Leslie bites off (almost) more than he can chew, when the stunning, puffy-titted brunette manager of an adult club at which he's applying to be a bouncer, Kandi Barbour, comes on strong after his initial seductions. In short order, she beckons him to a back room, where the two fuck passionately (oral, vaginal) upon a zebra-printed bed. Ultimately, they're joined by a sexy, blonde dancer at the joint, Dorothy LeMay, who begins to secretly suck John's cock. Sadly (and surprisingly), once he figures out that she's there, he calls the whole thing off and high-tails it out of there (...crazy, I tell you!... CRAZY...). Scene Three has the hot-to-trot, English cougar and employment agent, Kay Parker, spreading her legs for John Leslie in a humane (and equally selfish) attempt at relieving his blue balls from the prior sequence...which he does...all over tits. In Scene Four, the lovely brunette and female protagonist, Lesllie Bovee, joins up with a suave "gentleman", Blair Harris, whom she met at a bar. Quickly, the two forge forward with a romantic, one-off vaginal romp back at his place. Scene Five pairs up Lesllie and a sexy, lipstick lesbian, Candida Royalle, whom she encounters in the powder room of a club after striking out with an older guy. Candida goes to work on the girl-girl virgin's pussy with her mouth, but Bovee is unable to return the favor, as it's just not her thing. In Scene Six, Lesllie wanders off with a construction worker, the portly Michael Morrison, who decides to use her ass and pussy as a beer glass in a standing-69 position (Schlitz for her clitz, it will be). They quickly get down to business in a raucous, oral and vaginal romp at his home, until things get a bit rough, and John has to burst in--fists flying--and save her. Scene Seven sees Lesllie choosing three guys (Jon Martin, Jonathon Younger, and Tony Grant) at an all-male, suburban, San Francisco brothel to sate her carnal desires. Despite some wood issues, the guys do just that, fucking her orally and vaginally in the mini-gangbang that ensues. Jonathon Younger unloads on her face and chest (with a bit of friendly fire) in capping of this kinky carnival. In Scene Eight, John Leslie gets the "super special" from the nutty, local gas attendant, the blonde legend, Sharon Kane, in the backseat of Bovee's car, all as it proceeds through the automated carwash. He takes her from behind, pulls her hair, and ultimately unloads in her hand in the fast-paced, frenetic fuck that follows. Scene Nine brings together Lesllie and a young runner whom she picks up at a local racing track, David Morris, in a cheap, by-the-hour hotel room. Youthful vigor and all, he's up to the task of fucking her, which he does orally and vaginally, and for which he's rewarded with a hand-job to completion out of missionary and on Bovee's chest. In Scene Ten, Lesllie shows up at John's door in a sailor's outfit, determined to appeal to him physically, whether she believes that he's gay or not. Of course, her charms--of which there are many--do the trick, and it isn't long before the pair is pounding it out orally and vaginally...and releasing their own pent-up sexual frustrations. John releases in Bovee's hand and mouth, as well, in closing out this carnal coupling. Hot stuff, from sticky start to fornicating finish! Definitely worthy of a watch!


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