Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/21/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
When just about every notorious outlaw of the day shows up by chance at her isolated, country farm, the young, adventure-seeking redhead, Shanna McCullough, does everything short of fucking them to get them to take her with them. (...Just kidding! She does that, too...) Such is the case in "The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde", a decent, 1988 release from Gourmet Video and director Max Schenk. Featuring not only Bonnie and Clyde characters, but also John Dillinger, Pretty Boy Floyd, and Machine Gun Kelly characters, as well, this one is certainly chockfull of gangsters...almost to the point of being unbelievable and feeling a bit crowded. The plot, half of which is advanced via text-based, computer-generated cut-scenes that look like they're straight out of the 1983 "King's Quest" video game, is flimsy at best and only borderline comical at times, as well. Sex-wise, the festivities are fairly standard, with Shanna and company at least being in top shape and looking sexy whilst taking the "D"...and each other, as the case may be. This one's really nothing to write home about in any way, shape, or form, though it isn't really "bad", either. It may be decent to take a look at as a part of a streaming service, but, otherwise, it's not worth dropping any money for on its own.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the starry-eyed farm girl, Shanna McCullough, dropping her overalls for Jon Martin (as John Dillinger) whilst out fixing a car and then blowing him to completion. In Scene Two, Alicia Monet (RIP) and Viper goad Billy Dee (as Clyde) into fucking them by first making fun of him and then going at it upon the kitchen table in front of him. Dee's quick to join in, and a full-on three-way ensues. Oral, vaginal, and girl-on-girl action ensues, and the festivities finish off with Billy glazing Monet's pussy with cum, as Viper laps at both cock and quim. Scene Three has Shanna McCullough trying to work her way into Don Fernando's (Pretty Boy Floyd's) good graces by getting into his pants. She sucks and fucks him in a handful of positions on the front porch of the farm until he blows a load out of reverse-cowgirl. In Scene Four, Gail Sterling (as Bonnie) and Alicia Monet give the old lesbian side of the tracks a go in the backyard...until Jon Martin chances upon them and fucks them both, that is. There's girl-on-girl action (obviously) mixed in with the sucky (both ladies) and the fucky (Monet ; cum-shot on her tits and chest, with Sterling lapping away). Meanwhile, in Scene Five, Mike Horner (as Machine Gun Kelly) and Viper go at it orally and vaginally in a nearby field, with Horner ultimately gunning down her backside out of doggy. Scene Six pairs up Billy Dee and Gail Sterling in a make-up fuck out front of the house by their sabotaged automobile. Despite the fact that they've both been fooling around, they work each other over orally and vaginally, and Dee ultimately delivers a facial. Meh.