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Boxcover for Pretty Little Latinas 12
Pretty Little Latinas 12

Release date: 12/20/2002
Reviewed on: 11/27/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Karen, Barbara, Priscilla, Helen, Nivea
Studio: Avalon


Review brief: Typical addition to this low-budget Series.
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Boxcover for Open Wide And Say Anal (Evil Angel Red Label)
Open Wide And Say Anal (Evil Angel Red Label)

Release date: 9/12/2019
Reviewed on: 11/26/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Mr. Pete, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Dana DeArmond, Lea Lexis, Owen Gray, AJ Applegate
Studio: Evil Angel Red Label
Directed by: Aiden Riley

Review brief: Even anal sex aficionados might hate this! I just finished watching rather softcore porn and wanted carnal hardcore... but this was annoying. There is way too much emphasis on farting in this movie, which I found idiotic and decidedly unsexy. James Deen spitting in Dana DeArmond's mouth and putting his toes in her mouth and ass made me want to puke. Thankfully, AJ Applegate delivers a nice anal fuck scene with her wide, fat ass stealing the show. Vegetable insertion and female ejaculation segments vary the action up, but the scenes are ridiculously long, at 45-50 minutes each. I'm biased because this movie turned me off, so be sure to read more reviews on it. Definitely read more before you buy so that you can make an informed decision whether it is for you.
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Gang Fucking Banged 2

Release date: 11/9/2017
Reviewed on: 11/22/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Phoebe, Isabel Ice, Haley Scott, Celina Cross
Studio: Climax Films


Review brief: A better title for this mess would have been "Drooled"!
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Boxcover for Erotic Massage Stories 12
Erotic Massage Stories 12

Release date: 4/11/2019
Reviewed on: 11/20/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Danny Mountain, Alex D., Logan Pierce, Abella Danger, Juan Lucho, Sydney Cole, Maya Bijou, Alyssia Kent
Studio: Pure Passion


Review brief: Four unexciting cumshots end off four scenes of repeat, cookie-cutter massage fucks. There are some excellent ass curves in this flick that give some hot visuals during the fuck action. But the rest leaves no lasting impression. There's nothing particularly 'bad' about this movie--it just isn't one that you're going to want to spend your money on when there are fantastic things out there. But don't despair... this is exactly what this website is for.
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Boxcover for Alien XXX (Director's Cut)
Alien XXX (Director's Cut)

Release date: 10/1/2018
Reviewed on: 11/7/2019 by Flash

Starring: Jasmeen Lefleur, Moe Johnson, Flynt Dominick, Ariel Blue, Adam Christopher, Johnny Goodluck
Studio: Nerds of Porn
Directed by: Adam Christopher

Review brief: This reviewer likes the concept behind what Adam Christopher does. He has a unique way of blending adult movies with pop culture to create themed, but often not plotted, adult movies or short subjects. The gangbang scene presented in Alien XXX itself is well-done and enjoyable. Where the short movie goes wrong is the green screen effects and set, which makes the complete short look poor. Alien XXX is interesting but hard to recommend due to the technical issues. Nerds of Porn has done a nice job with their streaming-only release of Alien XXX with nice audio and video quality.
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Boxcover for Bright Nights Big Titties
Bright Nights Big Titties

Release date: 5/21/2019
Reviewed on: 10/18/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Sensual Jane, Kyra Hot, Marina Visconti, Isabella Lui
Studio: Porn Concept


Review brief: Not very interesting. There are sporadic bursts of hot action visuals, but the overall package here is forgettable. The anal action is done fairly well, with some good camerawork. Popshot fans will find minor solace in Isabella Luis facial only.
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Boxcover for Tushy Raw V6
Tushy Raw V6

Release date: 9/25/2019
Reviewed on: 10/13/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Mick Blue, Chris Strokes, Vicki Chase, Little Caprice, Markus Dupree, Avi Love, Jason Luv, Marcello Bravo, Gabbie Carter
Studio: Tushy.com
Directed by: Jonni Darkko, Derek Dozer

Review brief: Surprisingly NOT good. Tushy has some of the highest quality photography in their imageset galleries, but the same can't be said for their videos. The first two scenes are absolute wastes and an insult to how good looking the actresses are. I get that the directors are going for a gonzo feel, and that would be fine if I watched these scenes with the million others free online. The last two are better, with Gabbie Carter's scene being the aesthetic highlight. This DVD is 'fine' and will satisfy your anal craving, but I don't know why you'd spend money on it when there are so many better things to buy that are done far better in every regard.
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Boxcover for Fuck Phys-Ed
Fuck Phys-Ed

Release date: 9/4/2019
Reviewed on: 10/10/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Preston Parker, Alex D., Adria Rae, Anya Olsen, Maya Bijou, Carolina Sweets, Kyle Mason
Studio: Vision Films


Review brief: Avoid entirely, unless you're a specific fan of one of the 4 actresses and need to see every scene she does. All scenes are EXACTLY the same: actress dances about for a minute, with music. Then music cuts, and she masturbates for a minute. Then the guy shows up for a spitty, saliva-string blowjob. Then POV fuck angle of her laying on her back with legs suspended in air. A few more fuck positions follow and a decent but forgettable cumshot ends the scene. Repeat 4 times, and you have the whole flick. There's nothing here that is creative, and there isn't even any delicious perversity to save the video that way. It's all mainstream action.
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Boxcover for My Oldest Fuck
My Oldest Fuck

Release date: 8/18/2009
Reviewed on: 9/29/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Chris Charming, Dirty Harry, Ryan Hunter, Amai Liu, Sierra Skye, Judy Marie, Mandy Hoore, "Maestro" Claudio
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: "Maestro" Claudio

Review brief: Amai Liu rarely disappoints. Her performance only one worthwhile!
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Boxcover for Little Chicks With Tiny Tits 6 (Team Skeet)
Little Chicks With Tiny Tits 6 (Team Skeet)

Release date: 2/5/2019
Reviewed on: 9/29/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Haley Reed, Madison Hart, Aria Skye, Hannah Hays
Studio: Team Skeet


Review brief: Yawn (for the most part!)
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Boxcover for Bad Babysitters 4 (3rd Degree)
Bad Babysitters 4 (3rd Degree)

Release date: 8/13/2019
Reviewed on: 9/28/2019 by Sexotics2006

Starring: Derrick Pierce, Tyler Nixon, Donny Sins, Kenna James, Lucas Frost, Evelyn Claire, Gia Derza, Eliza Ibarra
Studio: 3rd Degree


Review brief: Creatively bankrupt. 4 hetero scenes follow the exact same boring formula: 1 minute of dialogue establishing that the actress is a terrible babysitter who doesn't know where the kid is or what they've gotten into. Then straight to an oral sex trade-off. Then vaginal-only fucking for 15 minutes. Then a stomach cumshot. Repeat 4 times. The only visual highlights are Kenna James' sexy legs (which are suspended and flaying in the air for most of her scene) and Gia Derza's full, wide, booty-shaking fat ass. But those are visuals you can get in image-sets. Spend your hard-earned porn-flick money on anything else.
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Boxcover for Petite HD Porn 27: Pink
Petite HD Porn 27: Pink

Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 9/28/2019 by Sexotics2006

Starring: Evelin, Avi Love, Aria Haze, Kate Rich, Kyler Quinn
Studio: Nubiles


Review brief: Decent variety in action, but ultimately this one falls flat. Avi Love does a nice double-toy masturbation and there's an attractive lesbian scene that will appeal to long-leg-lovers, but the rest of the flick is mediocre at best. All three cumshots are stomach-only. It lives up to the title: all of the stars are small-framed. Anal lovers, avoid this one entirely.
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Boxcover for Innocence Of Youth 3, The
Innocence Of Youth 3, The

Release date: 8/23/2012
Reviewed on: 9/27/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Mick Blue, Eric Swiss, Xander Corvus, Bruce Venture, Tracey Sweet, Mae Olsen, Jonni Hennessy, Hope Howell
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Eddie Powell

Review brief: Probably the worse one in this Series!
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Boxcover for My Sister's Hot Friend 64
My Sister's Hot Friend 64

Release date: 8/28/2019
Reviewed on: 9/15/2019 by sexotics2006

Starring: Allie Haze, Jessie Volt, Jodi Taylor, Keisha Grey, Ava Taylor
Studio: Naughty America


Review brief: Shovel-porn. And with a title like this, what more can one expect? Let's slap 5 scenes together and next week we'll release #67. Even repetitious ad nauseam like this is still porn--it could be saved with unique action and some killer cumshots. But this particular entry has nothing particularly memorable unless you're die-hard fans of the specific girls.
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Boxcover for Wet Hot Summer 5
Wet Hot Summer 5

Release date: 7/24/2019
Reviewed on: 8/19/2019 by hard-to-impress

Starring: Bailey Brooke, Keisha Grey, Alexa Grace, Alyssa Cole, Jade Kush
Studio: Porn Pros


Review brief: Not a great way to end the summer. If oilly-sex is your most arousing fetish, you might find this a good flick. Otherwise, the action is strangely boring except for Keisha Grey sporting a savagely gorgeous summer body. No memorable popshots.
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Boxcover for Stepsister 3-Ways
Stepsister 3-Ways

Release date: 7/16/2019
Reviewed on: 8/12/2019 by hard-to-impress

Starring: Bailey Brooke, Van Wylde, Alison Rey, Robby Apples, Kenna James, Lyra Law, Lucas Frost, Nathan Bronson, Judy Jolie, Daphne Dare, Lana Sharapova, Gianna Gem
Studio: Zero Tolerance


Review brief: I wanted this to be great! A threesome-only flick MUST be forced to diversify the action in creative ways and give some great cumshot visuals, right? Not here. You get the same, boring formula 4 times over: he licks the girls + they suck him + fuck + 1 girl rides face, 1 girl rides cock + uninspired popshot. That's it. But wait! It gets worse....
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Boxcover for Love Your Tits 3 (DD Busty)
Love Your Tits 3 (DD Busty)

Release date: 7/9/2018
Reviewed on: 8/7/2019 by hard-to-impress

Starring: Chloe, Krystal Swift, Brooklyn Chase, Gia Milana, Kesha Ortega, Sheila Ortega
Studio: DD Busty


Review brief: LAME: Nowhere near enough tit focus to constitute having this title. A small handful of hot visuals make this another shovel-porn entry that is a waste of money unless you think any and every porn flick is great. It gets no better than scene 2 (Brooklyn Chase), so give that one a free stream to better judge.
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Boxcover for Trickery 2: The Doctor Is In
Trickery 2: The Doctor Is In

Release date: 7/3/2019
Reviewed on: 8/6/2019 by hard-to-impress

Starring: Angela White, Bridgette B, Maddy O'Reilly, AJ Applegate
Studio: Bang!


Review brief: Fans of full-figured gals may enjoy the 4 scenes of guy-girl medical role-playing action that each go through the gamete of usual positions. Sex doesn't cross any interesting boundaries. For me, this was a forgettable flick. Preview scene 2 (AJ Applegate) if you can before buying, as it is the best.
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Boxcover for Net Skirts 20.0
Net Skirts 20.0

Release date: 6/3/2019
Reviewed on: 8/1/2019 by Deep Kiss Lover

Starring: Richelle Ryan, Chloe Cherry, Evelin Stone, Skylar Snow, Emily Willis, Izzy Lush
Studio: Girlfriends Films


Review brief: Net Skirts 20 features the debut of Skylar Snow and Evelin Stone. Both girls are amazing to watch. Hope we see them more.
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Boxcover for Lesbian Maids 3
Lesbian Maids 3

Release date: 7/13/2019
Reviewed on: 8/1/2019 by Deep Kiss Lover

Starring: Jasmine Jae, London River, Evelyn Claire, Bunny Colby, Serene Siren, Gia Derza, Paisley Porter
Studio: 3rd Degree


Review brief: Lesbian Maids is great. Lesbian Maids 2 is a masterpiece. Lesbian Maids 3 is bad.
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Boxcover for From Russia With Lust 2 (Dirty Laundry)
From Russia With Lust 2 (Dirty Laundry)

Release date: 2/27/2017
Reviewed on: 7/25/2019 by Sexotics2006

Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Shelly Ann, Mae Ward, Karlie B
Studio: Dirty Laundry Pictures


Review brief: Four good looking 20-25-year old babes that you've probably never seen before involved in lackluster hetero scenes with everyday-looking guys: nothing memorable.
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Boxcover for Assman 8
Assman 8

Release date: 4/3/2001
Reviewed on: 7/15/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: David Perry, Monika, Christine, Zoli, Richard Langin, Veronika, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Marianna, Zsuzsanna, Stiv, Clark, Csoky Ice, Rumika Powers, Elena Cloud, Maruska
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel

Review brief: Vintage Porn - Bit grainy as it was produced in 1999!
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Boxcover for Innocent But Nasty
Innocent But Nasty

Release date: 4/26/2012
Reviewed on: 7/5/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Natalie Heart, Rosemary Radeva, Remy LaCroix, Richie Calhoun, Jenna J. Ross
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Eddie Powell

Review brief: Most of the Ladies are youthful, attractive, and Slender. But their talents are mostly wasted away in a compilation of lackluster material.
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Boxcover for Lesbian Seductions 37
Lesbian Seductions 37

Release date: 7/22/2011
Reviewed on: 5/5/2019 by RegularJoe

Starring: Nicole Moore, Jelena Jensen, Brenda James, Prinzzess, Shyla Jennings, Darcy Tyler, Kara Price
Studio: Girlfriends Films


Review brief: If you're into sensual, slowwwww climax, then this one is for you.
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