Summer Trophies Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  5/7/2001

Who hasn’t fantasized about videotaping two hot guys having sex? God knows I have. In Summer Trophies, the narrator (who we never actually see) combs the Californian beaches looking for guys willing to fuck on film. Unfortunately, they don’t match the names to the faces, and the only guy I recognized was Billy Herrington himself.

First up, the narrator picks up two British guys, who suggest they go back to their place to smoke a doobie. Four hundred dollars later, the two blokes are going at it for the cameraman. One has quite a thick cock, and his scrawny friend does his best at gobbling it up. This kid is a little too twinkie for my tastes, but the other guy is damn near perfect, right down to his sexy armpits. The oral goes on a little too long, but things get a little more interesting once the twinkie boy gets his a nice stiff one shoved up his hairy ass. (A hairy ass on a twinkie boy? What’s this world coming too?) They only fuck in one position before they both shoot very healthy cumshots.

Next up, the narrator convinces two beach runners to stop by his house and make some home movies. Oh yeah, this is more like it! Both guys are good looking, have nice builds, and great big cocks. One of the guys puts his hole on display, and his friend teases it with his thumb, until that hole is practically begging to be fucked. The other guy mounts his buddy, and slowly sinks his cock in, all the way to the root. They screw rather leisurely in a few different positions, but they never generate the heat I was expecting.

Back on the beach, the narrator runs into two old friends who invite him up to their hotel room. One’s a big beefy bodybuilder type, and his boyfriend is a smaller, hairy guy (with eyes that could melt ice!) They do the oral thing for just a minute or two, then skip right to dessert (ass-packing!!) Bottom-boy has one of those furry little asses that looks like it was built to get penetrated. Muscle-man gives him a nice solid reaming before blowing a messy load all over his boyfriend’s neck. Bottom-boy is only able to coax a few drops out of his cock, though.

Finally, the narrator tells us about the time he ran into ultra-hunk Billy Herrington on the beach. Somehow he convinces Billy and his brawny friend to give him a little show. I’ve never seen Billy in action before, and I gotta tell ya, he’s freakin massive! My god, what a hunk! His friend’s no slouch, either! Billy slowly strips down and poses for the camera a bit before he invites his friend over to suck on his sausage. I don’t think I’ve ever seen two beefier guys get nasty before. The action is pretty trade, though. Billy doesn’t suck dick, he doesn’t kiss, and he certainly doesn’t get fucked. (Although, he seems to really get off on having his ass played with. Maybe someday we’ll see those massive globes parted!) They screw nice and slow for a while, then Billy blows some very chunky cum onto his buddy’s chest. It’s a decent scene, but to be honest, it kind of reminds me of the movie American Psycho. There’s a part in that movie where the killer is having sex with 2 women at the same, but is more preoccupied with his own reflection in the mirror than having fun with the chicks. Billy seems to have the same problem.

And that’s it. Only 4 scenes, clocking in at around 75 minutes. The video quality is excellent and there’s a good amount of extras included too: 4 previews, a photo gallery, and a behind the scenes video of one of Billy’s photo shoots. There’s nothing mind-blowing here, but big-time Billy Herrington fans will definitely want to check it out.

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