Babes Illustrated 2 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  5/15/2001

Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Sylvia Ryder, Felecia, Melanie Moore, Mickey Lynn, Crystal Wilder, Brooke Waters

Pros: Felecia, that one chick and that other chick watching each other masturbate (if only for a short time), champagne spraying all over that one chicks body, some of the sex scenes are pretty good

Cons: no chick ID, music gets annoying at times, some distracting boob jobs, strap-on (I happen to like the fact that women don't have something dangling between their legs), video is a bit glitchy, audio ain't too good either

Plot: I really wasn't paying much attention, but it seemed like a soap opera (and we know how much porn and soap operas attract the same demographic).

Features: Standard Metro features. 20+ reviews (many of which are a bit enticing), photos, and internet advertisement.


At first glance I thought this DVD was epitome of average porn. After further viewing I did find myself a bit more pleased by some of the sex involved. However, I was never able to shake the feeling that I was watching very average porn. The overall feeling was that it would make a good rental, but it is not the type of porn that would make you glad that you bought a DVD player. The features are the same as on many other Metro titles and the audio/video is less than extraordinary.

A scene by scene analysis is difficult due to no chick ID and my lack of familiarity with everybody but Felecia. However, I will give you the basics. There are 5 sex scenes. Four scenes contain 2 girls. The final scene, and my favorite, has 3 girls including Felecia. The chemistry between the girls is fairly good, but is lost a bit in the production.

Shelf life: Not eager to keep it. Not eager to get rid of it.

Bottom line: A safe rent, but I don't think most people would consider this a good buy unless they picked it up fairly cheap.