Demolition Daddy Review

Reviewed by joeblow69  on  6/5/2001

Demolition Daddy starts out with the very hunkalicious Joshua Scott getting all lathered up in a shower. I’ve always loved this guy, but I almost didn’t recognize him without his goatee. He’s still looking as sexy as ever, though. Paul Carrigan interrupts his shower, and the two quickly get to the job at hand. Paul’s been in the business for what seems like ages now, and let’s face it, he has definitely seen better days. His body can’t compete with the gym bunnies Falcon is putting out, but he still exudes masculinity, and looks great with Joshua’s tongue lodged up his hairy ass. Paul gives Joshua a good fuck, comes all over his chest, then promptly drowns Joshua the bathtub and steals his identity. Did I forget to mention Paul plays a psychopathic murderer in this movie?

Joshua was going to head on down to his construction site and close down the operation, but now Paul is going in his place. At the site, Steve Hurly is busy jacking off to a dirty movie. If I had to describe Steve in one word, it would be: BURLY! This guy has a huge goatee, a shaved head, and looks like he’s been messing around with nipple enlargers a little too much. The flick he is watching is pretty nice: musclebound Gage Blake jerks off his big, pierced cock in a weight room. Eventually, Gage unloads a nice load up against a mirror.

Steve’s pump is all primed and ready to go, so when the young paperboy (Hans Ebson) stops by to collect some money, you just know there’s going to be trouble. Hans claims he’s not a fag, but sure doesn’t put up much of a fight when Steve shoves his dick down his throat. This scene is a bit weird… the fucking isn’t forced by any means, but every time they show Hans’s face, he looks like he’s on the verge of tears. Maybe he’s just acting though. It’s hard to tell.

Traumatized, Hans goes running off to the first house he can find for help. Luckily, the owner of the house is a doctor, and is willing to lend a hand. Rich Raines inspects Hans’s ass, and notes its swollenness. Apparently, the cure for a swollen ass is a good dose of butt-licking. Rich is great as the doctor. He’s very hot in a guy-next-door kind of way. But, here’s where we run into some major problems. There’s something about this scene that causes my Toshiba DVD player to go into catatonic fits. The picture gets all pixilated, then starts swirling around like it’s on a bad acid trip, then finally just freezes up. It works fine on my PC DVD player, but causes my Sony major problems as well. It’s a shame, since this is one of the better scenes. Rich has an awesome cock, and it’s a bummer that it’s so hard to get a good look at it. Sure if you fast forward past certain parts, you may get this scene to work, but this is really unacceptable.

The next scene is a solo starring Ryan Steele jacking off to Hustler on the rooftop. Ryan’s cute enough, but he’s a little doughy for my tastes. And what’s with that underwear?? It looks like he’s wearing 2 sizes too big. His dick is nothing to write home about, and if you ask me, this whole sequence is a waste of space. I guess the real draw here is that Ryan is supposed to be a real life construction worker. Well big deal. I’ve seen construction workers 10 times hotter than him.

Paul finally makes it to the construction site, where he tries to trick the workers out of some money. They figure out Paul isn’t Joshua, and Steve Hurly, Mason Jarr, and 10 inch Chad Johnson work Paul over in the back room. It’s a pretty hot 4way, with all three of the guys getting a chance to plow away at Paul’s hole. (You haven’t lived until you see Chad’s big 10 incher sliding up someone’s ass!) Mason is looking very cute in this scene, but I was surprised to see him wearing braces. That’s one thing I don’t think I’ve ever seen in a porno before. There’s also some nice shots of Steve trying to suck down every inch of Chad’s massive cock.

There’s a cute plot twist at the end, but I won’t spoil it here. Overall, Demolition Daddy is a pretty good flick. There aren’t any extras, except for a simple slideshow (does anyone even watch these things??) If big, burly men are your thing, there’s plenty of manly men here to satisfy your needs. Unfortunately, I can’t really recommend this movie to anyone unless you know for sure that all the scenes will play on your DVD player. Maybe I got a defective disk, and all the other copies of Demolition Daddy work fine… if you’re interested in this one, I would definitely rent it first, to find out.

Running Time: 73 minutes

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